I'll have to take you to a hospital
no!!!!!!! I have no money
I'll take you to this really cheap doctor I found.
yeah, im sure.
Literally A Princess
just get in the car, maybe they'll check our eyes out too. That bow cut made my vision go blurry.
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Thank god. I was just about the kill myself off for real
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Talking to yourself, it's never a good sign.
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I blame the isolation of a barren, dead thread.
DUMB
I am now listening to the sound of hearing.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
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I am now listening to pretentious experimental music in order to make myself feel superior.
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This song is 14 minutes long, clearly I have excellent taste
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The Ant King
I don't know why I find these posts as funny as I do.
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The Rite of Spring is pretty heavy. It's like the heavy metal of ballet.
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(Seriously, though, I've been around so many pretentious music nerds who truly believe that)
Bibliophile.
Hello, Class. School's almost out, so it's almost time for you to go home for today.
So, remember when, about five months ago, I asked you all to write a report on your flanderizations and obsessions? No? Well, too bad, because you all did them and turned them in anyway.
Imipolex G, your report: "On The Development Of Female Mammaries" was well researched and nicely written. Because of the subjet matter, it probably won't be displayed for all to see, though.
Jumping Zombie, you said that you were unable to write your report because your mother removed all the furniture from your home. Considering your recent habit of talking to yourself, I don't doubt it. Because my slary depends on the grades of my students, you still get a passing grade.
Aliroz The Confused, (y)/our report: "How The Rise Of Digital Media (A Conspiracy By Thomas Alva Edison And The Vampires) And The Rise Of Almond Ice Cream Caused The Decline Of Hats And Books" was stupid. Everybody knows that Thomas Edison wouldn't actually make a gigantic scheme to ruin all you care about! He would get other people to do it and then he'd take the credit. I wouldn't give that paper higher than a C, but for my/our salary's sake, you/I/me/she/he/it/they/we get a passing grade as well.
Anonymous Avenue, your report: "Roman Roads: Brilliantly Made But Inadequately Signed" was excellent. It did make me wonder why you use your money to buy television networks instead of paving and signing roads, though.
Anonymous Avenue, your other report: "The War Between The Truefont Ponies And The Atrocity Of Comic Sans" may or may not have been neccessary, depending on how much your former selves had currently merged into a unified, homogenous, whole.
Seamus, you claimed that the ****ephant ate your report, but your bringing the ****ephant for show-and-tell more than made up for it.
SPACETRAVEL, your essay: "On Writing Writings About Writing" was very meta. You get a grade that is a grade that was graded by a grader for that report.
Imipolex Z, your report: "On The Development Of Female Mammaries" seems plagiarized.
So, for homework tonight, I want you to all assassinate Doctor Paul Joseph Goebbels. Be sure to make it look like an accident. Extra credit to whomever makes that irredemable book-burner scream hardest. Superintendant Tzetze will be watching, so be on your best behavior.
edited 8th Apr '11 4:28:35 PM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
DUMB
Well. blood ritual.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Another Perfect Day
I've already completed mercenary work in this thread. I made fine use of my talents against the heads of Comcastiversal.
My skills come from the GLORY THAT IS HELLEPHANT! ALL SHALL SMOLDER BENEATH HIS LEVIATHAN TOES; ALL SHALL CRACKLE UNDER THE GAZE OF HIS EYES.
edited 8th Apr '11 4:28:16 PM by Seamus
I've got two guns pointed west and a broken compass.
well, it's true
But what if he promises to burn Atlas Shrugged?
"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
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I passed! I passed! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee
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Bibliophile.
Hey! I WROTE Atlas Shrugged, Radd!
I'm Ayn Rand! I'm worthless, I like going on big huge rants, I try to write but all my writing is unlikeable, I'm never right about anything, I have no concept of subtlety, and my political views are completely insane!
AND BOOK BURNING IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE. EVER. IT ERASES THE HISTORY AND MEMORY OF MANKIND.
edited 8th Apr '11 4:32:40 PM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
All burns.
Even the mice. Even the gods.
All burns.
BWWWAAAAOOOOOMMMM
"Yay Hellephant."
What about burning ''Twilight?
Also, passing on the case of insanity! Whoo!
whatever, make it go away