Sadly, no.
The below poster's real name is Peter Greaves.
Haha, no.
The next poster is deeply ashamed of something they did four years and three months ago.
edited 5th Sep '09 6:22:55 AM by Katrika
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - NarbonicHow do you know about that?
The next poster is a fan of Rage Against The Machine.
Who?
The next poster has a secret love of butterflies.
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - NarbonicWell, they symbolise things after all.
The next poster cannot decide between cremation and burial.
Play Again? Y/NAuugh! Burial involves you slowly decomposing, but cremation burns you to ashes! Auugh!
The next poster loves webcomics.
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - NarbonicYes.
The next poster likes Death Note more than Naruto.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remakeXchj, say hello.
The next poster likes buttery toast.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remakeYummy yummy, in my tummy
The next poster used to be emo.
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - NarbonicHonestly? No. I did flirt with Goth for a while, but that was before anyone outside the DC punk scene even knew what "emo" was
The next poster carries a gun to their person at all times.
the statement above is falseThe next poster will develop an irrational fear of icebergs.
edited 5th Sep '09 8:16:19 AM by zeroplusalpha
Play Again? Y/NNonsense... ooh, I won a ticket for an arctic cruise
The next poster has never seen the sun rise over the reservoir.
the statement above is falseNope.
The next poster secretly loves Alice Cullen.
edited 5th Sep '09 8:18:23 AM by Katrika
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - NarbonicWhosy what now?
The next poster hides a horrible scar on their back, from their abusive step-parent throwing a pot of boiling water at them as a child.
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityNo, that's just what I say to elicit sympathy. I actually got the scar from jumping down a flight of stairs on a dare.
The next poster is well versed in esoteric Egyptian mythology.
Play Again? Y/NSomewhat. It's gotten rusty over the years.
The next poster has fallen down the rabbit hole and taken the wrong pill.
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityWell, Sumerian, perhaps. It looked like candy!
The next poster is secretly a Magical Girl.
edited 5th Sep '09 8:43:39 AM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.You got me. I'm actually a math-powered Magical Boy
The next poster has a Gender Bender ring.
SHIKI is dead.strike:I'm a boyNope.]]
The next poster will make love to the above poster.
edited 5th Sep '09 8:46:50 AM by Wicked223
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!... <3
The next poster has read the entirety of Harry Potter in a single night.
edited 5th Sep '09 8:47:04 AM by Solstace
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityI once read the dictionary overnight. Harry Potter? Not so much of a problem.
The next poster scrupulously obeys nine out ten commandments, but chooses those nine at random each day.
Play Again? Y/NYeah, that's about how I do things.
The next poster thinks that Evangelion Tastes Like Diabetes.
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityThe next poster is an avid player of RuneScape.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Well, sometimes when I get relaxed a fake accent will come out.
The next poster can dance.
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic