A Data Vampire
persuading you not to post is like a normal Vampire persuading you not to have blood. A completely self-destroying move on their part.
Now, who would be happy to see a thread that nobody had posted in for a long time? Thread Necromancers, obviously! And Real Life
Vampires, as being on this site means you have no life, so leaving this site would allow IRL Vampires to suck you dry. This is why Aliroz The Confused, a known necromancer, and Midnight Velvet, a known vampire, are the first to respond to this thread.