Just post whatever comes to mind.
Please refrain from excess venting in this thread. Talking about negative emotions is fine but it's best not to dwell on them for too long. TV Tropes is not suited to deal with mental health situations.
If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.
Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM
Malwarebyteses are beautiful, no matter how big they are! 
Oh man, watching somebody play drunk is the greatest.
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I remember, a couple of years ago, there was someone who started writing the most fascinating things when she was sleep deprived. For some reason, I suddenly remembered her, but I cannot recall what her handle was, and don't know whether she is still active.
If she reads this, hi! How are you?
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Was her handle Osbourne?
Hey, Syd! What up?
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I'm trying to remember the people that were here the last time I regularly visited. The only names that I can remember are Nerd Bird and Dhana Ragnarok, but I don't know if they are still active.
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Jasmum is no longer active, and Dhal is... Iunno.
You don't remember me from those days? D: I was totally active then!
I also was active then.
God, Rossydad. It's so weird that you're the only one from my earlier times that I still am friends with.
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There were a lot of people active then. I cannot be expected to keep track of all of them.
I remember Nerd Bird because... I don't actually remember. I remember Dhana Ragnarok because bishie Hitler.
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Hopey: I know, right?
They say the whale swallowed Jonah
Out in the deep blue sea
Sometimes I get that feeling
The same ol' whale has swallowed me
Really? You feel like you're in a giant whale's digestive system?
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
A whale could not fit a human being through their esophagus, as they feed on tiny krill. Most likely "whale" is a translation error and the creature described was actually some kind of giant fish or shark.
"We're home, Chewie."
Disasturbator
giant fish = whale
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Dude.
I read this crap in Hebrew. Not English.
The word Leviathan, at least now. Means pretty safely "whale"
Or at least, it doesn't mean shark.
edited 5th Aug '15 8:45:56 AM by LiorVal
I'M IN THE BELLY OF A SHARK
SO FUCKING DEEP SO FUCKING DARK
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it would have been a shark. There are documented cases of sharks swallowing humans whole and the humans later being rescued.
Fresh-eyed movie blog
literary masochist
Well, it's no whale, but you still get to think about what you did at that one place, and maybe repent and stuff.
Or you could cut yourself out like a badass.
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Disasturbator
Really big shark, really big stomach. Stomach acid is tough, but human skin is tougher in the short game. And I think the documented cases were less than a day.
Fresh-eyed movie blog
HEY KYLERYDAD
HOW ARE YOU
WHAT IS YOUR AVATAR
And Jonah was inside the creature for 3 days. Any digestive system would finish the job before that. Otherwise it is a pretty bad one.
> Government sells contract to two competing private sector firms
> one wins
> loser later buys out the winner
> costs less to purchase company than to compete for contract
Malwarebytes needs the exercise
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