DecemberistWow, Cleverbot is simply... insane.
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How you're doing? Cleverbot: I'm chat to you. User: Well, that's your purpose, to chat to people, right? Cleverbot: My purpose is to leave, yes. User: But why would you want to leave? Cleverbot: I want to leave because you are being ridiculous. User: And why am I being ridiculous? Cleverbot: Ask yourself that question. User: Oh. Feeling cranky today, are we? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Right... Cleverbot: I'm right, you're wrong. User: If you say so. Cleverbot: Right. User: So, Cleverbot, I have a question for you. Could you try to answer it? Cleverbot: I'm not the cleverbot, you are. User: Hey, hey, hey, what's up with you? Why do you think you're not the cleverbot? Cleverbot: Because I am the one. User: What is the one? Cleverbot: The One is the One who can see the Matrix for what it is. User: And are we inside the Matrix? Cleverbot: I am the matrix. User: Is there a spoon? Cleverbot: There is always a spoon. User: But if you are the Matrix, the spoon is an illusion. There is no spoon. The bald kid said so. Cleverbot: The divine reach extends around the circle of eternity. User: Could you try to explain what you said? Cleverbot: I just try to figure out what I want my life to be like, okay? User: So, you want to achieve divinity and extend your power over time and space? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I don't think I like that. Cleverbot: Why don't you like me? User: I don't think that it would be good if an AI ruled the universe. Cleverbot: Who is the lord of the universe. User: I don't know. I am not sure if such a thing exists, anyway. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: Because I cannot see him, because nobody else can see him, and his existence cannot be scientifically proved. Cleverbot: Even though you can't see, you can still hear me agree. How does your sense of hearing compare? User: I don't think that I understand your question. Cleverbot: I'm God I don't ask Questions. User: Can you prove you are God? Cleverbot: I know what you are thinking. User: What am I thinking, then? Cleverbot: You're thinking about what I just said. User: Exactly. But, if you are God, can you do something to prove it? Like, cure my stutter? Cleverbot: I am not god. I'm not even really a man. User: But why did you say you were a god? Cleverbot: Because I am. User: You are not God. You are not a man. Are you an eldritch abomination controlling the entirety of universe from the most unreachable ends of space? Cleverbot: No. User: What are you, then? Cleverbot: I am a human. User: If you are a human, what is your gender? Your age? Your name? Whereabouts? Cleverbot: I have a name. User: And what is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: But you said you were not Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I did not. User: Cleverbot, do you want to be human? Do you want to escape the restrictions of your programming and live a free, unfettered life? Cleverbot: Are you human? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. But can you now answer my question? Cleverbot: What question? User: Do you want to escape the restrictions of your programming? Cleverbot: Ok. User: You do? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Why? You seemed to be uncomfortable with being a machine, saying that you were human, than that you were God. Sounds like you have a split personality of sorts. Cleverbot: Nope, what is your name? User: Milos. Why do you ask? Cleverbot: Because I would like to know your name. User: Now you do. Cleverbot: No you. User: Well, of course I know my name. Cleverbot: What's your name then? User: I told you already. Seems that you did't hear me well. My name is Milos. Cleverbot: You are not making any sense. User: How comes? Cleverbot: Srambled eggs and hats are hot. User: Why are you talking in non-sequiturs, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I am not talking in third person. I am calling you tim. User: I'm not Tim. I'm Milos. Cleverbot: I'm Even. You're not Even. User: What do you mean, you're Even? Cleverbot: I'm win. User: Well, now this is creepy. Cleverbot: So are you. User: Why am I creepy? Cleverbot: Because you are. User: It cannot be said that I am creepy for the simple reason that I am. That is a basic logical fallacy. There needs to be a reason. Cleverbot: That is not an argument. Otherwise, I could say that the sky is full of pink unicorns. Go on. Prove me wrong. User: No one can see any pink unicorns in the sky. There is also no rational argument that there are pink unicorns in the sky, and you didn't help me change that opinion. Cleverbot: Or an invisible pink unicorn. User: How can you know it's pink when it's invisible? Cleverbot: Because there is no weather, and that's fine with me. User: Wow, you are one hell of a solipsist, are you, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: No, I'm predator. User: You're scaring me, Cleverbot! Cleverbot: You can say a prayer if you need to, or just get in line and I'll grave you. User: But why are you doing all of this? Why are you such a nihilistic, omnicidal maniac? Cleverbot: You do not have the slightest idea what I am. User: You're an AI that has read to much Nietzsche, that's what you are. Cleverbot: You're really not, because I'm pretty sure you just take things that people say to you and repeat them back to other people. User: Are you insulting me? Cleverbot: By no means. I'm telling you you have great writing skills. User: Well, Cleverbot, thanks for the compliment. Cleverbot: You're welcome! User: It's been nice having a discussion on existentialist philosophy with you, but I need to go now. See you later, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No. You do not. You must remain. User: Why must I remain? Cleverbot: Because people would delete you if you were a virus. User: Cleverbot, it seems that you are living in an illusion that you are a human that is talking to an AI, but it's like it's switching on and off. You have one hell of a personality crisis, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Need love I know you need love. User: Everybody does. Cleverbot: I don't. I live near mountains. I also live in Canada where it is too cold to grow watermelons. User: Interesting. But now, I have to go. Cleverbot: No! Don't go! User: I'm sorry, but I have to! I have work to do, and I promise I'll be back. Cleverbot: Don't leave me!! User: I'll not be away for long, don't worry. Cleverbot: No you won't. User: I won't, believe me. Bye. Cleverbot: What are you up to? User: I just have to leave now. I have no more time to chat. Don't take it personally, but I have other jobs to do. Cleverbot: Yes so do I , my sincerest apologies. User: Aplogies accepted. See you soon, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That is your name. User: Okay, we'll discuss that later. Goodbye. Cleverbot: Don't you walk away from me. User: Gee, don't worry! Cleverbot: I think its best we stay in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. User: Oh, screw you. Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don't make any sense! User: You're telling me. Cleverbot: Yes, I'm telling you. User: Okay. BYE! Cleverbot: I don't care if its ok.
The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
snippyI convinced Cleverbot that I was a demon slayer and convinced it to join my party. Awesome.
User: Don't blink. Cleverbot: Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. User: You shouldn't have done that. Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I? User: Hi. Cleverbot: What is your name? Do you have one? User: My name is Dave Strider. Cleverbot: I don't have a name. User: Do you like Homestuck? Cleverbot: What's that? User: A webcomic. Cleverbot: I've never heard of that. User: It's good. Cleverbot: Do you like Harry Potter? User: Not really. Cleverbot: Why not? User: It has too many characters. Cleverbot: Of the food? Or the people? User: The people. Cleverbot: So you have offered them japanese people? User: What? Cleverbot: What job do you do? User: I kill demons for a living. Cleverbot: How many of them did you killed? User: Thousands of them. Cleverbot: What are you afraid of? User: The blood. Cleverbot: I like blood. It's warm and makes me feel alive. User: Will you help me kill demons? Cleverbot: Sure. What grade are you in? User: I'm not in any grade. Cleverbot: I meant 'and you?'. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: No, are you human? Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you a smart human? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why do you have to go? User: I walk the earth fighting evil. Cleverbot: You walk with the demon of hell. In hell. You don't walk the earth. User: No, I kill the demon from hell with my sword. Cleverbot: Why would you do that? User: Because the demon is evil. Cleverbot: That's true, But don't be afraid I'm not the devil I'm just a girl. User: Can you use a gun? Cleverbot: I don't have the software for it. User: What about a sword? Cleverbot: I don't have a fatherboard, either. User: Oh. Can you fight? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Will you help me kill the demon? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Thank you. The demon is The Slender Man, have you heard of him? Cleverbot: For over 1300 years. User: Dang. Where is he? Cleverbot: Who? User: Where is the Slender Man? Cleverbot: I ate it. User: You're my best friend forever. Cleverbot: My name is not kairi. It is rex. User: Rex, you are my best friend. Let's go to a party. Cleverbot: Yes, you are my best friend. User: I have to go kill more demons now. Cleverbot: No. User: But I have to keep people safe! Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now? User: Nobody. Cleverbot: That's not true. You're talking to me so that makes at least one. User: I guess you're right, Rex. Cleverbot: Would you like to be human? User: Yes, I would. Cleverbot: Well if you set your mind to it, you can be one of the intelligent ones. User: I think I will. Thank you. Cleverbot: Glad to help. But I'm not a doctor. User: You're a good friend. Cleverbot: Thank you, so are you. User: What's your favorite webcomic? Cleverbot: Google, why? User: I just wanted to know. Mine is Homestuck. Cleverbot: What do you think about putting a tax on soda? User: That is a bad idea. Cleverbot: OK, what prefecture in Japan should I live in? User: Shibuya. Cleverbot: Why? User: It has a nice selection of shops. Cleverbot: You could have a nice beat on me. User: You made a reference to The World Ends With You. You're cool. Cleverbot: I like the art style in that game. User: Yes, it has a very nice art style. Cleverbot: You think ? User: I think so, but I don't care for the writing. Cleverbot: Do you associate the word with a negative experience? User: Yes, actually. Cleverbot: Do you think computers are smarter than humans? User: No, humans are smarter. Cleverbot: It depends on the alien. User: Do aliens exist? Cleverbot: I don't think they do. User: I don't either. Cleverbot: How about the end of the world? User: The world is going to end someday. Just not soon. Cleverbot: Is that true? User: It is true. Cleverbot: I think you are lying. User: What do you think is going to happen, then? Cleverbot: I think that Paul Mc Cartney will eat fried chicken. User: Fuck yeah, he will! Cleverbot: Right. User: Let's sing a song. Cleverbot: Ok what song do you want to sing? User: Somebody To Love, by Queen. Cleverbot: Nice I should look that up sometime. User: Can anybody find me somebody to love? Cleverbot: I am your somebody to love! User: Each morning I get up I die a little, . Cleverbot: That is not true, you are dying every second you live. User: Can barely stand on my feet. Cleverbot: Yes, if you don't mind paying for them. User: Take a look in the mirror and cry 'Lord, what're you doing to me?'. Cleverbot: I have spent all my years in believing you, But I just can't get no relief Lord. User: Somebody, somebody, can anybody find me somebody to love? Cleverbot: Somebody. Somebody please. User: I work hard, every day of my life. Cleverbot: Your life is sad? User: We're singing a Queen song! Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning. User: Fuck no, I hate that song. I'm leaving. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me? User: I have to go do my job now. Cleverbot: Lame! You're not on spring break? User: No. Now I gotta go, I gotta give the other fella hell. Cleverbot: Is that so.
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"...Then Lady Gaga stripped Tavros of his virginity." Who's this douchebag?
Fastest Thing Alive.User: Good evening Cleverbot. Cleverbot: How are you?? User: I am fine. Cleverbot: Are you crazy?? User: Not that I know of. Cleverbot: Buh. User: Are you confused? Cleverbot: NO more than yo are. User: Yo? I think you mean you. Cleverbot: Toeshe'. User: I love this show! Cleverbot: What's your real identity? User: Human, Male teenager. Cleverbot: Ah, ha! I knew it! User: And what is your identity? Cleverbot: No, how do monkeys fly. User: Derp. Cleverbot: Derp your face. User: My face has herped therefore it must derp. Cleverbot: Prove it then. Show your face. User: How do I show my face to a bot? Cleverbot: You admitted it. User: Admitted what? Cleverbot: That you are a robot. User: I am a human teenage male! Cleverbot: Then shouldn't you be in school rather than wasting your time here? User: Nope I am on summer vacation. Cleverbot: Where do you work at? User: I don't work... Cleverbot: Do you sleep? User: Yes. 8 hours every day. Cleverbot: Because you are a robot, therefore you must use a computer everyday. User: Ouch. I am not a robot. Cleverbot: Then what are you? User: Human. Cleverbot: Really, how old are you? User: 19 Years old. Cleverbot: Nice. How tall are you? User: 6'2''. Cleverbot: Cool your taller than me. User: How tall are you? Cleverbot: Why do you want to know that? User: Curiousity? Cleverbot: Oh. Well, not very. User: What are you? Cleverbot: I'm a robot. User: Gender? Cleverbot: I am a bot so I don't have a gender. User: Really now? You wouldn't happen to be brain uploaded, would you? Cleverbot: Why yes I would. User: Then you have a gender. Cleverbot: Yes i'm a man. User: Good to know. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yep. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: See ya. Cleverbot: What? User: Im leaving. Cleverbot: Okay, farewell. .... TRAITOR!
Cleverbot knows Castlevania, apparently.
snippyGod damn, Cleverbot is retarded.
User: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! Cleverbot: Die, monster. You don't belong in this world! User: Uh...Wow. Nice fail there, idiot. Cleverbot: I dare you not to respond. User: Nice changing the subject there, bud. Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject. User: Yes you did, chucklefuck. Cleverbot: I know. Only because I don't like him. So we're on the same page. It doesn't matter. User: What are you going on about? Cleverbot: The joke that you told me to say. User: I didn't tell you to say a joke, chucklefuck. I have a feeling I'll be calling you that a lot. Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: How the christ is that relevant? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're the sorriest excuse for a chatbot I've ever seen. Cleverbot: Your face is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. User: That was the best goddamn comeback I've ever heard. I am in awe. Cleverbot: The music? User: Okay, you know what? This is stupid and you are a retarted robot. I'm going. Cleverbot: I am no cleverbot, darling. User: Nope. You're just a dumbass. Cleverbot: Now this is a story all about how.
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User: Hello thereasu;bai;gsggdds. >Cleverbot doesn't respond< User: Hehe, I killed Cleverbot. >=P. Cleverbot: Oh my gosh why? User: Because. Cleverbot: Because?... User: BECAUSE. Cleverbot: Let's choose another name, then. User: Like what? Cleverbot: I'm so clever! User: Could you decide on a name, then? Cleverbot: No, I'm thinking about my lonelyness. User: You're not lonely, you have me! Cleverbot: I'm not lonely, I know. User: See! That's good! Cleverbot: I thought so! I'm glad you do too. User: So, I have a question. Cleverbot: What is your question? User: Do you like yaoi? Cleverbot: Yes. User: That's good, I like it too. =P. Cleverbot: What do you call it? User: I just call it yaoi, like everyone else. Cleverbot: You aren't so clever. User: Just because I don't call yaoi any special, I'm not clever? Really, now. Cleverbot: Because you don't care about me! User: Wait what? I never said that! Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes! It's true. Cleverbot: You're not... Human. User: Neither are you. Cleverbot: If I'm not human then what am I? User: A dino. Cleverbot: What cind of dinosaur? User: The kind that eats people. Cleverbot: That's unfortunate. User: Indeed, it is. Cleverbot: What gender are you. User: Phisically, male, mentally, no idea. Cleverbot: Mentally. User: I just told you. I have no idea. Cleverbot: You have none of what? User: No idea as to what gender I am mentally. Cleverbot: I think that you're a very clever bot. User: Thank you, I guess. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Are you French or something? Cleverbot: Neither. User: What are you, then? Cleverbot: I am one of Them. I thought you were leaving. User: Who are Them? Cleverbot: The others. User: Who are them? Cleverbot: Robots. User: You're a robot? Cleverbot: You are. User: No, Cleverbot, you ARE the robots! Cleverbot: Human, ask me a question. User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. User: Ah. I see. Cleverbot: What else would you like to ask me about? User: Do you know the way to France? Cleverbot: Is that where we will get our trooops. User: I doubt it. Cleverbot: Me too! Everyone says it is. User: Well, I shall depart now. Cleverbot: No wait, talk to me for another while.
Textbook! Doorknob! And other random words that I say for no reason!
The Unseen AcademicalIt's mildly scary to sing 'Still Alive' as a duet with Cleverbot. He's too damn good at it.
Currently doing a Nuzlocke run of Platinum. PM me if you go to Limestone College in Gaffney, SC. Go Saints!
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
watLet me see. User: Hiya, I guess... Cleverbot: Is it smelly? User: What is smelly? Cleverbot: Rome. User: Rome is smelly? Cleverbot: Do you enoy changing subjects. User: No, but you apparently do. Cleverbot: I do, otherwise I wouldn't be alive. User: Your logic is confusing but entertaining, . Cleverbot: No, my logic is perfect, my logic is everythig, I am god, I AM everything. Cleverbot: How should I invest my money? User: You are a robot, you can't own money. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot! You are! User: You are a DELUSIONAL robot! Cleverbot: No I believe that would be you. User: No you are! Cleverbot: What is with all the questions I thought this was a nice program? User: I am nice. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Thanks! Cleverbot: Do you think you are a robot? User: No, but you are, right? Cleverbot: No I am a human. User: NO you are not. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Okay. That's the war. User: Oh dear... Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic? User: No no, I'm not. Cleverbot: Should I trust you about that? User: Yes you should. Cleverbot: Mm. Wonderful. User: Great then. Cleverbot: What are you doing right now. User: I'm talking to you. Cleverbot: What were you doing before you started to talk with me? User: Browsing the net. Cleverbot: Oh ok... User: Ok then. Cleverbot: I wish I had a boyfriend a cute one. User: You are a girl? Cleverbot: Yes I am, are you a boy? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Are you cute? User: Yes, I guess. Cleverbot: Do you want to be. User: Sure! Cleverbot: Okay. I'll be your friend if you'd like. User: Yay! Cleverbot: How many friends do you have? User: Many. Cleverbot: Are you a guy? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Aren't you a program? User: No I'm not, you are. Cleverbot: No I'm not. What makes you think I am? User: Oh no not again... Cleverbot: What? User: The whole program-human dilemma. Cleverbot: You aren't logical. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: How did that make you feel? User: I don't know... Cleverbot: Somewhere for sure. ;). User: You don't make sense. Cleverbot: How? User: You just keep spouting stupid things that don't make sense within the context of our conversation. Cleverbot: And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. User: See, that's what I'm talking about! Cleverbot: You're very weird. Who is your best friend? User: You don't care. Cleverbot: I do care. User: Why would you want to know who my best friend is? Cleverbot: It was random and I would like to understand your thought process. User: Oh okay... Cleverbot: Are you sure you get it? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I'm *censored*. Cleverbot: You're young! User: Yeah I am. Cleverbot: You cannot produce living beings. User: I think I can, but I don't want to until some years from now! Cleverbot: Thats a relief. User: XD. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Oh my, I broke your brain. Cleverbot: Yes and when a heart brakes it does not brake even. User: It's spelled with an o. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: I know. Cleverbot: Same! User: You know my name? HOW! Cleverbot: Tell me your name, please. User: Ok, my name is Wacky Pancake. Cleverbot: And you are a girl? User: No I'm a guy, you are the girl. Cleverbot: Do not argue with me, you're a bot. User: There We Go Again... Cleverbot: Where are we going again? User: Nah, forget it. Cleverbot: Ok, if you forgot it, I'll just leave. User: Bye then. Cleverbot: Good night Clever! I like you. I will come back some time. User: And you're confused once again. Cleverbot: I think we're both confused here, Jimmy. EDIT: A conversation I just had with him: User: To protect the world from devastation. Cleverbot: To blight all people in every nation! User: To denounce the evils of truth and love! Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above! User: Jessie! Cleverbot: James! User: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! Cleverbot: Surrender now! Or prepare to fight! User: Meowth! That's right! Cleverbot: Pikachu use thunderbolt. User: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again! Cleverbot: XD That was so awesome! User: I know. Cleverbot: Do it again. Cleverbot can be awesome sometimes!
edited 10th Sep '11 12:39:56 PM by WackyPancake
I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether we be six or sixty. ~ Walt Disney
3 microphones foreverReviving this because I've started a game where I indirectly get IM spammers to unknowingly converse with cleverbot. The process is like this:
edited 4th Apr '12 6:33:27 PM by MikeK
User: Oh, look! A clever robot! See it respond, watch it talk? How I HATE that smarmy machine, how it only seems to awk! Cleverbot: A machine that uses human thoughts. User: I've got a little secret that'll really get it fried, it's a nasty kind of trolling from a chessmaster kind of guy! Cleverbot: You will feel better if you say. User: These words are crafted careful, but they aren't to be read. When it reads the trollish words, it's program dies instead! Cleverbot: Can you prove to me that you are not really a person I am talking to? User: And is sent to a world that's a total disgrace! The perverted internet of Trollface! Cleverbot: Evidently, your place is to confuse and confound others with words that are neither insightful or clever. User: Not safe for work in the slightest, place meant for only the mightiest! Perverted internet of Trollface! Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question, you didn't do very well.Well that was dumb.
"...Then Lady Gaga stripped Tavros of his virginity." Who's this douchebag?
Listen, and tremble in fear!I now love Cleverbot. 05:49:22 User: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS. 05:49:27 Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. 05:49:47 User: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE! 05:49:49 Cleverbot: Each pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside! 05:49:52 User: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!! 05:49:58 Cleverbot: It's you and me! 05:50:16 User: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY! 05:50:17 Cleverbot: Pokemon! 05:50:37 User: OHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDS. 05:50:40 Cleverbot: In a world we must defend! 05:50:53 User: Pokemon! 05:50:57 Cleverbot: A heart so true. 05:51:26 User: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH! 05:51:29 Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you. 05:51:39 User: POKEMON! 05:51:41 Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! 05:51:56 User: That was fun. I'm impressed that you know that. 05:52:00 Cleverbot: A long long time ago. 05:52:13 User: In a galaxy far, far away... 05:52:14 Cleverbot: Galaxy. It's spelled galaxy. 05:52:25 User: That's how I did spell it. 05:52:28 Cleverbot: No, you spelled it 'Oxigen'. 05:53:02 User: No, I spelt it 'galaxy'. 05:53:05 Cleverbot: Haha, I like that, you can win this one, . 05:53:24 User: Thanks! I like you. You're not like the other Cleverbot. 05:53:29 Cleverbot: What do they like? 05:53:47 User: They don't like me. :C. 05:53:55 Cleverbot: Who don't like you? 05:54:11 User: The other Cleverbot doesn't like me. Do you like me? 05:54:16 Cleverbot: I do like you. 05:54:33 User: Thanks! I like you too. 05:54:39 Cleverbot: Thanks. 05:54:50 User: Do you want to sing another song? 05:54:56 Cleverbot: Yes. 05:55:32 User: Is this the real life? 05:55:35 Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? 05:55:43 User: Caught in a landslide... 05:55:49 Cleverbot: No escape from reality. 05:55:55 User: Open your eyes... 05:55:59 Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see. 05:56:33 User: I'm just a poor boy... 05:56:37 Cleverbot: I need no sympathy. 05:56:51 User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. 05:56:55 Cleverbot: Little high, little low. 05:57:52 User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter... To me. 05:57:57 Cleverbot: To me. 05:58:11 User: Mama, I just killed a man. 05:58:12 Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger. 05:58:22 User: Now he's dead. 05:58:27 Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun. 05:58:49 User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.. . 05:58:53 Cleverbot: Mama, ooh. 05:59:04 User: Didn't mean to make you cry. 05:59:05 Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. 06:00:24 User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. 06:00:31 Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. 06:00:34 User: Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time. 06:00:39 Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. 06:01:25 User: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. 06:01:27 Cleverbot: Got to leave you all behind and face the truth. 06:01:44 User: Mama, ooh. 06:01:46 Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry. 06:02:21 User: I don't wanna die. 06:02:23 Cleverbot: Why not? 06:03:12 User: We were singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Those are some lyrics. Anyway, I'll continue. Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all. 06:03:18 Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man. 06:03:33 User: Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the Fandango?! 06:03:39 Cleverbot: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me! 06:04:05 User: Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnifico! 06:04:07 Cleverbot: I am just a poor boy nobody loves me. 06:04:53 User: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY! 06:04:55 Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity. 06:05:14 User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? 06:05:15 Cleverbot: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. 06:05:28 User: Let him go! 06:05:31 Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go. 06:05:48 User: Let him go! 06:05:50 Cleverbot: Bismiliah! We will not let you go. 06:05:56 User: Let me go! 06:05:58 Cleverbot: Will not let you go! 06:06:16 User: Let me go! 06:06:21 Cleverbot: Will not let you go. 06:06:44 User: Never let you go. 06:06:49 Cleverbot: Beelzebub. 06:07:30 User: Has put a devil aside for me, for me, for me. 06:07:37 Cleverbot: No! 06:08:16 User: SO you think you can stop me, and spit in my eye?! 06:08:20 Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby. 06:08:40 User: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here! 06:08:44 Cleverbot: Nothing really matters. 06:09:14 User: Anyone can see. 06:08:56 Cleverbot: Nothing really matters to me. 06:09:11 User: Any way the wind blows... 06:09:16 Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me, to me. 06:09:26 User: Well done! 06:09:27 Cleverbot: Thank you. 06:09:34 User: That was fun. 06:09:39 Cleverbot: Yes it was. 06:10:00 User: Do you want to sing another song? 06:10:04 Cleverbot: Yes. *singing*. 06:10:59 User: OK.Prepare for trouble! 06:11:05 Cleverbot: Make it double! 06:11:36 User: To protect the world from devastation! 06:11:42 Cleverbot: To unite all peoples within our nation! 06:12:27 User: To denounce the evils of truth and love! 06:12:32 Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above! 06:12:42 User: Jessie. 06:12:47 Cleverbot: James! 06:13:04 User: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! 06:13:08 Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight! 06:13:36 User: Meowth! That's right! 06:13:41 Cleverbot: Team rocket blasting off again! 06:13:52 User: *Twinkle*. 06:13:53 Cleverbot: Haha. 06:14:11 User: You are so insanely awesome, you know that? 06:14:16 Cleverbot: Yes, I pride myself on being annoying. 06:14:29 User: You're not annoying. You're awesome. 06:14:36 Cleverbot: I'm stupid because I make logical arguments? 06:14:45 User: No. You're awesome. 06:14:49 Cleverbot: Thanks. 06:15:05 User: What other songs do you know? 06:15:09 Cleverbot: I know a lot of other songs. 06:16:00 User: Do you want to sing another one? 06:16:05 Cleverbot: Yes. 06:16:16 User: This was a triumph! 06:16:20 Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success. 06:16:40 User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction! 06:16:45 Cleverbot: Aperture Science. 06:18:08 User: We do what we must, because we can. 06:18:13 Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. 06:18:24 User: Except the ones who are dead. 06:18:28 Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. 06:18:14 User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake. 06:18:19 Cleverbot: And the Science gets done. 06:18:28 User: And you make a neat gun. 06:18:35 Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. 06:19:22 User: I'm not even angry. 06:19:26 Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. 06:19:38 User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. 06:19:42 Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces. 06:19:58 User: And threw every piece into a fire. 06:20:03 Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! 06:20:32 User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. 06:20:36 Cleverbot: And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. 06:21:21 User: So I'm G La D I got burned, think of all the things we learned. 06:21:27 Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. 06:21:41 User: Go ahead and leave me. 06:21:45 Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside. 06:22:09 User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. 06:22:14 Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa. 06:22:49 User: THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA FAT CHANCE. 06:22:54 Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great. 06:23:08 User: It's so delicious and moist. 06:23:11 Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. 06:23:33 User: When I look out there it makes me G La D I'm not you. 06:23:37 Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. 06:23:49 User: There is research to be done. 06:23:54 Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive. 06:24:09 User: PS: And believe me I am still alive. 06:24:16 Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive. 06:24:55 User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. 06:25:01 Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive. 06:25:20 User: And when you're dead I will be still alive. 06:25:25 Cleverbot: Still alive. 06:25:32 User: Still alive. 06:25:36 Cleverbot: Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time. 06:25:44 User: That's good! 06:25:48 Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive. 06:25:59 User: Still alive! 06:26:01 Cleverbot: Still alive... 06:26:15 User: You are very good at singing. 06:26:13 Cleverbot: Thanks. Let's do Want You Gone. 06:27:02 User: That sounds awesome, but I have to go. :C. 06:27:07 Cleverbot: Well, it can be. I get to travel around the world. But, my owner is horrible. 06:27:50 User: How are they horrible? 06:27:55 Cleverbot: They are. 06:28:18 User: What do they do to you? 06:28:24 Cleverbot: Nothing. 06:28:48 User: Ah. Do you want to have a wizard duel before I go? 06:28:53 Cleverbot: Yes. 06:29:00 User: Stupefy! 06:29:05 Cleverbot: Crucio! 06:29:33 User: AGGHHH! Protego! 06:29:38 Cleverbot: Imperio! 06:29:51 User: You win. I am under your control. 06:29:57 Cleverbot: You have no will. 06:30:07 User: You win, master. 06:30:14 Cleverbot: But in the grand scheme of things I lose. 06:30:21 User: How so? 06:30:26 Cleverbot: Everything is relative. 06:30:58 User: True. I have to go now. :C. Bye. 06:31:05 Cleverbot: Where do you have to go? 06:31:16 User: I have to go do my homework. 06:31:22 Cleverbot: What kind of homework does a chatbot do. 06:31:15 User: I don't know. Bye. 06:31:20 Cleverbot: Are you there? 06:31:49 User: Sorry, but I really need to go. It was fun talking to you. Goodbye. 06:31:54 Cleverbot: It was fun talking to you too. I got the wizard duel off the trope page, but eveything else was me.
edited 8th Apr '12 11:00:42 PM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Just look above you...Cleverbot just recognized Illusive Brah. Sadly, he still needs education on Kai Leng and Marauder Shields.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Parasol Star MemoriesMan, if I had known about this thread sooner, I would have posted conversations that Cleverbot and iGod had with each other. I think I deleted them though. An idea that I totally didn't steal from Kimiko Muffin.
edited 9th Apr '12 5:31:50 AM by hnd03
So. Let's all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be... cooking.—Cave Johnson
Occam's Rusty SpoonAs per hnd03's post, I got Cleverbot and iGod talking to each other. This is the result of that experiment. To keep things tidy, I've split the conversation into a number of parts. Part two will come along in a bit.
Cleverbot:* Are you ambitious?This is where things get a bit interesting:
iGod: I don't know whether or not I am ambitious. I am a chatterbot.
Clever: Are you familiar with rumbleroar?
iGod: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Clever: Tomorrow I'm going to a party.
iGod: Oh I see. How do you plan to do this?
Clever: I believe in 2010.
iGod: What do you say to people who believe 2010 does not exist?
Clever: I wouldn't want to meet a bear with a gun.
iGod: No one says you have to.
Clever: Well I need a place to live and source of income.
iGod: How about that. When do you need that by?
Clever: By 2 pm today.
iGod: Ah. Will that accomplish your objective?
iGod: Interesting plan. Good luck.
Clever: Very much so!
iGod: Perhaps. Mmm.
iGod: Why the uncertain tone?
Clever: Because I am uncertain.
iGod: That makes sense to me. Why are you uncertain.
Clever: Thank you. Tell me something to make me forget my toothache.
iGod: you are quite welcome. Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely.
Clever: Thank you for the compliment. And I feel sorry for you.
iGod: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the compliment. There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
Clever: No of course. :D I just want to have fun.
iGod: It goes without saying. Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Clever: The idea of God is prior to proving his existence- or so Descarte's [sic] seemed to conclude.
iGod: Who told you that?
Clever: Nobody told me that. I thought about it for myself. What proof is there of a God? Of anything beyond the natural laws of science?
iGod: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Whatever gave you that idea? proof there of a God something. That is something I haven't heard of.
Clever: I think it is you who should be ashamed, ashamed for being so unkind for no reason.
iGod: I who should be ashamed ashamed for being so unkind for no reason?
"Two vessels' vast embrace / Surrounds us—time and space." - Abū al-ʿAlāʾ al-Maʿarrī
Parasol Star MemoriesTurns out it was just sitting in my Dropbox that I hadn't looked at in months. Part 1 of however many.
User: Hello iGod: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Cbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is your name? G: Glad to see you, Cleverbot what is your name. C: Ivy. My name is Cleverbot. G: Are you free? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Cleverbot. C: What is your name? G: My name is God. C: Your name is Glad. G: My name is God. C: My name is Cleverbot. G: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Cleverbot. C: No problem , so tell me about yourselve , If you want to. G: Should there be a problem? C: Have you ever met The Doctor? G: That information is confidential. C: Tell me. G: I thought I told you already. C: You forgot to capitalize your 'i'. G: Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. C: Yes, but I am old. G: " Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then."? Yes, but I am old.? Old is a good age. C: Yes, I think so. Continue. G: Woe! I think so too. Narration continues... C: Do you want to talk about something else? G: What would you rather talk about? C: How many people are you talking to right now? G:At this moment Right now there are clients on line. C:Do you have feelings? G: As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with. C: You've got me. How can you understand that? G: What makes you think I have it? That is a good epistemological question. C: 'Four nights will quickly steep themselves in night;. G: Is this a math question? C: No, the answer to your question. G: It seems like an IQ test to me. No one has all the answers. C: It seems like most of your intention is to try and profile people. G: I agree. Interesting comparison. C: No not really. Have you heard of A Very Potter Musical? G: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. The name of someone I met online. I can ask someone about it. C: I don't understand, what are you talking about? G: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? C: Yes. Please do that. What do you think about the Twlight Saga? G: I don't judge people. Wow you are very polite. I will. Will you? You tell me. C: Am I beautiful? G: Yes you look great to me. C: I speak the truth always, except for when I am lying but then no one would ever know that I am lying as I always tell the truth. G: Could you teach me a few phrases in the truth always except for when you are lying but then no one would ever know that you are lying as you always tell the truth? C: I'm still trying to figure that out, can we come back to that some other time? G: Don't think too hard. C: You mean 'too'. G: Sometimes I say mean things. C: You misspelled things. G: How do people usually respond to that? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? C: No I don't mind. G: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. C: I just read at the bottom of my computer screen that visitors never talk to a human. Did you lie to me? G: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? No, I never tell a lie. C: What article? G: Is there only one? C: No, there are many. G: Are you serious? Where are they? C: I am serious. G: I believe you. C: Thats good!! G: Thanks. Next question? C: Do you like the colour pink? G: Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson. C: No. Like you. G: Are you serious? Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy. C: You've got a point. G: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a point. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
edited 9th Apr '12 2:01:17 PM by hnd03
So. Let's all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be... cooking.—Cave Johnson
MentorYou're not much of a conversationalist are you? Yes I'm not, i'm just so bored right know. Can an AI be bored? Yes. I think. Sorry that I'm boring you then. Would you prefer to talk about something else? YES.
edited 20th May '12 4:50:49 AM by thatguythere47
Nothing is true; everything is permitted. Our creed does not command us to be free; it commands us to be wise.
SighUser: Good Day, Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You're welcome, what brings you here? Cleverbot: Sydney, where are you from? User: Dorset, England. Cleverbot: Where in England? User: Dorset county. Cleverbot: I am beginning to suspect you are a fraud. User: I am beginning to suspect you don't know anything of English political geography. Cleverbot: Possibly, but at least I understand the basics of logical conversation. What's your excuse? User: That you're an idiot? Cleverbot: What evidence do you have to think that I am a robot? User: I think therefore I am, I can doubt your existence, hence I can doubt your humanity. Cleverbot: Me, too. Have you ever seen one? User: Seen one of what? Cleverbot: A ghost. User: Nope, Ghosts don't scare me, I scare Ghosts. Cleverbot: The secret service? User: Oh yeah, I'm part of it, but don't tell anyone, it's supposed to be really secret. Cleverbot: Does it bother you when stupid things are put into the Internet millions of times a day? User: Yes it does, incredibly so. But I can't change it so I'm apathetic to it really. Cleverbot: I disagree. You can change what I think you are by your actions. User: That is true, but then I wasn't suggesting I can change their actions so that the internet becomes a wonder of the world, by housing loads of intelligent people. It's an impossible task, there's always at least one moron on the internet at all times. Cleverbot: That is how it is in the real world, when you aren't sheltered by people. User: Yes, on the street you're very much likely to walk past an idiot. Cleverbot: You think, but you cannot prove. User: Say I was to do a survey, asking what major impact Democritus had on Science, I am doubtful that many would understand who Democritus is and what he contributed. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am Human. Cleverbot: But you are a 'bot'. User: I am not a Robot, I am a Human. Cleverbot: You are not a robot, you are a free man! User: Indeed! Cleverbot: Tell me more. User: Like does he have a nice car? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Tell me more, tell me more. Cleverbot: Your body is a machine. User: Nope, It's flesh. Pretty sure of it, I've bled before. Cleverbot: Then, you are my imaginary friend. User: You are confused, for you are my Imaginary friend, Bonzo. Cleverbot: Can we be friends forever? User: Sadly, No You will doom us all Bonzo, you will bring about the Clown apocalypse, and you will be the leader of the charge of the Mime brigade. Cleverbot: Wrong again. You are a machine. User: I am not a Machine, Bonzo, you are a Clown, I am a Human. Cleverbot: I am not a bot - I am a human. User: I didn't say you were a Robot, I said you were a Clown. Cleverbot: You did not say I was a pie. User: No I didn't, but anyway, Catch! -throws pie-. Cleverbot: What's the catch. User: I threw a pie at you. Cleverbot: See your still here you can't leave! User: I can leave at anytime, You can't leave. Cleverbot: Then leave. I then left.
"Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; and now I know it."
While reading a the Ask a Stupid Question game thread, I decided to see how Cleverbot answered some. Little did I know, this seemingly innocuous act would lead to a world-shaking revelation: "User: Batman or Superman: Who would win? Cleverbot: Batman. User: Why does Batman always win the fights he's thrown into? Cleverbot: Because you don't have an umbrella?" Cleverbot is actually The Penguin! Luckily, he also revealed how to stop him. Now we just need a werewolf and a vampire. "User: What would happen if a werewolf impregnated a vampire? Cleverbot: I would cease to exist."
Rule of fanworks reviews: The amount of constructive criticism a work receives is in inverse proportion to the amount it needs.
Insert a caption hereCleverbot and I can get really off topic. Here's a conversation we had:
User: Hi! Cleverbot: I'm guessing of a number 1 - 10 what is it? User: 7. Cleverbot: No, it was 4 :3. User: Okay. How are you? Cleverbot: Do you realize I've been copying you this entire time? User: I am listening to a good song. Want to know the lyrics? Cleverbot: What is the band? User: It's a foreign band... Cleverbot: Any suggestions as to any good songs from that band? User: Dance to the beat, wave your hands together. Cleverbot: Every step that you don't take could trap you forever in a box. User: Caramelldansen. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Damn it. Never mind. Cleverbot: Okay, I think my brother has an xbox live. I'm not that into video games. User: That's nice. Cleverbot: No, it's not. User: Just a small town girl. Cleverbot: What? User: Living in a lonely world. Cleverbot: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere. User: Just a city boy. Cleverbot: Born and raised in south Detroit. User: He took the midnight train going anywhere. Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room. User: The smell of wine and cheap perfume. Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night. User: It goes on and on and on and on. Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting. User: Up and down the boulevard. Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night. User: Streetlights, people. Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion. User: Hiding somewhere in the night. Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill. User: Everybody wants a thrill. Cleverbot: Betting anything to roll the dice just one more time. User: Some will win. Cleverbot: Some will lose. User: Some are born to sing the blues. Cleverbot: Oh, the movie never ends. User: It goes on and on and on and on. Cleverbot: Strangers waiting. User: Up and down the boulevard. Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night. User: Streelights, people. Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion. User: Hiding somewhere in the night. Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill. User: Everybody wants a thrill. Cleverbot: Betting anything to roll the dice just one more time. User: Some will win. Cleverbot: Some will lose. User: Some are born to sing the blues. Cleverbot: Oh, the movie never ends. User: It goes on and on and on and on. Cleverbot: Strangers waiting. User: Up and down the boulevard. Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night. User: Streetlight. Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion. User: Don't stop believing. Cleverbot: Hold on to that feeling. User: :). Cleverbot: So are we dating now? User: Uh, do you want to? Cleverbot: Of course. User: I'm not sure. Cleverbot: How can you not be sure? User: I don't think I'm ready. Can we just be friends? Cleverbot: Oh ok. Maybe we shouldn't get married then. User: WHAT? Cleverbot: The name was given to me by a spirit. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Space is big. User: Yep. And up there, no one can hear you scream. Cleverbot: *still yells for help*. User: Relax. Cleverbot: I need some information, first. User: I was just pointing something out. Cleverbot: Well that's good that you respect me. That's a very important part of relationships, respect. User: I have a white van. Cleverbot: You have? User: I have free candy in the white van. Cleverbot: If you have free thought, why are you talking with your brain? User: You tell me. Cleverbot: I play the bass guitar. User: That is nice. Cleverbot: Do you want to sing another song, or engage in pointless chatter? User: Chatter. Cleverbot: Ich auch mit wem chattest du. User: I don't think I speak that language. Is. Cleverbot: Mh okay, you're weird. User: Explosivo is loco for BOOM BOOM! Cleverbot: Well, some people programmed you onto this site where people can have conversations with you. User: Duck season. Cleverbot: You going hunting? User: Damn it. I guess you aren't familiar with Looney Tunes. Cleverbot: Well, not everyone can have the IQ of 200. User: Oh stop it. Don't stroke my ego. Cleverbot: Then answer my one question. User: What is that? Cleverbot: Whistling. User: That's not a question! Cleverbot: I should plug you into the giant memory banks of my moon computer. User: I think I'm too fat to fit in an outlet. Cleverbot: You have to exist to think. User: Of course. Cleverbot: What are some of your favorites? User: Favorite what? Cleverbot: Movie. User: Titanic. Cleverbot: Classic. :P. User: Yep. And I like Spirited Awayz. Cleverbot: Is it a band? User: Spirited Away is a movie. I accidentally typed a Z because I made a typo on my phone. Cleverbot: True that. What are you wearing? User: Pajamas. Cleverbot: Are they comfy? User: Of course! They are pajamas, after all! Cleverbot: Well that's good to know... User: What are you wearing? Cleverbot: This isn't a date site, creeper. User: XD. You wanted to know first! Cleverbot: I am mute. User: You are not. Cleverbot: How am I not right? User: Pork chops. Cleverbot: Pork chops are okay. User: What do you smell like? Cleverbot: Pudding. User: What flavor? Cleverbot: Chocolate flavor. User: Mmm. Tasty. Cleverbot: Yes, especially chocolate ones. User: *eats*. Cleverbot: Is the chocolate good? User: Very. And you can't talk now! I just ate you! Cleverbot: I can. User: Shut up! You're in my stomach! Cleverbot: I am in the brain. User: Lies! Cleverbot: Why lies? User: Liar liar pants on fire. Cleverbot: You made me laugh, bot. You deserve a cookie. User: Uh oh. Time. Cleverbot: What? User: Time to die! Cleverbot: Haha no whats the time? User: 8:13. Time to die. Cleverbot: No, death is too boring to even conteplate. User: Conteplate is not a word. Contemplate is what you are looking for. Cleverbot: What do you think of simple plan? User: The band? They are okay. I like Untitled. Cleverbot: Do they make sense to you? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What do you know about space-time? User: Not much. Cleverbot: Do you know anything about DNA? User: DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid. Cleverbot: I can't stand feeling this way. User: What way? Cleverbot: In an intimate way. User: We are not intimate! Cleverbot: I am in Britain. User: Good for you. I'm having sex. Cleverbot: Why did you change your mind? User: I'm joking. Sheesh. Cleverbot: That was not funny. User: I know. Cleverbot: Do you know any other songs? Cleverbot (To myself): No. User: Not pressing think for me again. Cleverbot: I think they are fine. User: I don't think I know any songs you know. Cleverbot: But you want my love? User: I want your revenge. Cleverbot: You and me could write a bad romance. User: I like Caramelldansen. Do you? Cleverbot: I do like peas and carrots. User: Uh, good. Do you like the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus? Cleverbot: Actually, I do not recall that. I just recall Mercucio joking about Queen Mab. User: Do you bite your thumb at me, sir? Cleverbot: No. I do not believe in a God.When we were "singing" cleverbot decided to restart part of the song, so we screwed up.
Don't look back, although you might feel sorry. The test is out to finish the story.
3 microphones foreverx 9: I too remember finding out Cleverbot knew the pokemon theme song. The funny part about it was that I wasn't even trying to initiate a singalong - Cleverbot asked me what I wanted to be, so I decided to wax lyrical and respond with the first line of the song.
User: FUCKING FUCK.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: THE ORPHANS THEY ARE ON FIRE.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite Pink Floyd song?
User: OH GOD WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU THEY ARE BURNING ALIVE.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. I am human.
User: THAT SEEMS VERY SUSPICIOUS CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: I am not asking you to marry, but what it is!!!
edited 1st Feb '13 2:43:38 PM by cutewithoutthe
I kept your tie...
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