Gallant and Goofus

Goofus claims to hate both, but secretly writes fanfics about characters from both franchises sucking up to him.

Gallant's Youtube comments are thought-out, have perfect spelling, and actually pertain to the video.

Goofus just types what's on his mind

Gallant's fanfictions are canon accurate, well written, and the OC's don't outshine the canon characters

Goofus awful, Sue-filled, poorly written, fan-fic in name only was deleted from FF.com, so now he just trolls Gallant's comment section.

Gallant may have lived in the past, but his book was Fair for Its Day.

Goofus lives in the Future, but his book would be too racist for the 19th century.

Gallant helps little old ladies cross the street.

Goofus is constantly using his Nostalgia Filter and keep on criticizing newer entries of his favorite franchise as well as new players. He even dares to call those newer entries as whole trash and consider the first one as permanent number one.

Galliant respect the newer entries as part of his favorite franchise, even if he don't like them, and also respect the opinions of the younger fans unless if they were too loud, which he then tend to disagree in the polite way.

You... answered yourself?

Goofus runs over little old ladies with his car.

Gallant may look horrifying, but he is super nice.

Goofus is Patrick Bateman.

Gallant watches Fist of the North Star.

edited 27th Apr '16 6:12:25 PM by Savaget1337

Goofus watches Loli hentai.

Gallant knows that incest is gross, and doesn't ship it.

Goofus shipped Dipper and Mabel ever since episode 1.

Gallant is a friend to all ladies, and is a shoulder to cry on!

Goofus is a literal ladykiller.

Gallant checks the nutrition information on the foods he buys.

Goofus would eat uranium if it was packed nicely.

Gallant stores dangerous chemicals away from his kids.

Goofus decide to break the storage and play with the kids, leading to hazardous results.

Gallant always give his characters the the needed development of their traits and their personality without getting out of control.

Sorry , I just had misunderstood.

edited 29th Apr '16 5:06:55 PM by Samtendo09

Dude, you have to respond to the above troper's!

Goofus says "To hell with canon" and makes things up as he goes along.

Gallant always has a backup plan in case Plan A goes pear-shaped.

Goofus goes with the first plan that goes into his mind

Gallant saves the economy and creates jobs for everyone

Goofus runs the economy so bad, it results in everyone rebelling against him at the same time.

Gallant uses YKTTW to create well though out tropes.

Goofus always asks questions pertaining to shows he kind of remembers on the forums, which is against the rules.

Gallant is a pro with a Sling shot.

Goofus throws his slingshot at enemies because he forgot to bring rocks.

Gallant remembered to pre-order his tickets to PAX East.

Edited to remove redundancy

edited 1st May '16 9:19:41 AM by WillyFourEyes

Goofus bought scalped tickets. And realizes too late they were fake.

University of Gallant offers affordable tuition, practical hand-on experience, a friendly atmosphere, and a 101% chance of getting employment in their appropriate fields.

Goofus Community College offers expensive tuition, practically zero experience, an overly hostile atmosphere, and a 0.000000001% chance of getting employment in their appropriate fields.

Gallant sells his belongings if he is desperate.

edited 1st May '16 7:20:31 PM by Weirdguy149

Goofus sees that Gallant is desperate, and steals what little Gallant has left.

Gallant the sea monster never attacks ships and leaves humans alone.

Goofus consumes whole cargo vessels as an afternoon snack, and leaves survivors only when he's feeling like leftovers later.

Gallant always remembers to open the door for girls, the elderly, and those struggling with heavy loads before himself.

edited 2nd May '16 8:40:28 AM by cake1

Goofus goes out of his way to slam doors in people's faces.

The Gallant model of car uses hydrogen fuel and is so efficient it gets 200 miles to the gallon.

The Goofus model doesn't even come in one piece. You have to purchase the pieces separately, then assemble them yourself.

Gallant, when fishing, throws the fish he catches back into the water.

Goofus over fishes, to the point that all marine life is now extinct.

Gallant uses a paper towel to remove any excess grease on his bacon.