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Fortunately, that stomach has a really weird digestive system that isn't on right now, so you have time to come up with a clever plan.
she her hers
1477 DarkDestruction6th Oct 2012 07:55:12 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: In your bunk
(Smart)phones are amazing, innit?
Unfortunately, the digestion activates right when you're about to break apart the stomach, forcing you to save yourself from the rising pool of zero-pH acid.
Fortunately, you are digested and your soul takes over the naga.
1479 Landorkus6th Oct 2012 08:12:54 PM , Relationship Status: In season
Wind Mage & Immortal Demon
Unfortunately, you are distracted by your new breasts.
I will have no more of you interfering with of my plans!

(Vaati is not a vampire.) (I am not a girl. Or a boy.)
1480 Kossmeister6th Oct 2012 08:17:05 PM from Gainesville, FL
Burn It Down In The End
Fortunately, you put on a dress over the breasts and attack Roger.

edited 6th Oct '12 8:17:23 PM by Kossmeister

Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
1481 PhysicalStamina6th Oct 2012 09:45:02 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, Roger was in love with that Naga, and you hijacking her soul has really pissed him off, causing him to beat you nearly to death.
1482 Landorkus7th Oct 2012 10:40:00 AM , Relationship Status: In season
Wind Mage & Immortal Demon
Fortunately, you grab Roger and rip his head off.
I will have no more of you interfering with of my plans!

(Vaati is not a vampire.) (I am not a girl. Or a boy.)
1483 PhysicalStamina7th Oct 2012 11:34:12 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, his 4-year-old daughter and wife were watching.
1484 BioSafety8th Oct 2012 12:47:56 PM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
Fortunately, the naga has the ability to erase their memories.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
1485 PhysicalStamina8th Oct 2012 08:40:14 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, she forgot how.
1486 Trivialis8th Oct 2012 09:26:20 PM from contemplation
Happiness
Fortunately, while staying inside her, you somehow gained that ability.
I don't need praise, I need help.
1487 PhysicalStamina8th Oct 2012 09:45:52 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, you have no idea how it works.
1488 Blurring8th Oct 2012 09:56:25 PM from a jungle with galivanting ninjas.
May or may not be in the woods
Fortunately, you can improvise as you go along.
This post will not self-destruct at all because that will be cheesy.
Definitely not a weirdo
Unfortunately, you got a D in improv class.
1490 Blurring9th Oct 2012 03:31:03 AM from a jungle with galivanting ninjas.
May or may not be in the woods
Fortunately, you are taking extra classes on that after you received that D.
This post will not self-destruct at all because that will be cheesy.
1491 Kossmeister9th Oct 2012 05:45:30 AM from Gainesville, FL
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, you do terrible in those other classes.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
1492 Jusamies9th Oct 2012 11:35:15 AM from Here , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Digital Analogy
Fortunately, you've practised since then and become really good.
In porto perse vitulus est.
1493 Landorkus9th Oct 2012 12:51:47 PM , Relationship Status: In season
Wind Mage & Immortal Demon
Unfortunately, what you improvise actually makes you shrink to doll size.
I will have no more of you interfering with of my plans!

(Vaati is not a vampire.) (I am not a girl. Or a boy.)
Fortunately, you are skilled in the martial art of GYMKATA, which is extremely useful in this situation.

edited 9th Oct '12 3:32:28 PM by SeanMurrayI

1495 BioSafety9th Oct 2012 04:54:45 PM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
Unfortunately, the naga doesn't have your muscle memory, so you can't use Gymkata while in the naga's body.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
1496 Blurring9th Oct 2012 09:05:31 PM from a jungle with galivanting ninjas.
May or may not be in the woods
Fortunately, a naga thinks so fast that it doesn't need muscle memory.
This post will not self-destruct at all because that will be cheesy.
1497 Jusamies9th Oct 2012 10:09:59 PM from Here , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Digital Analogy
Unfortunately, the naga doesn't need muscles either. Yeah, I guess the naga really wasn't a threat to you after all.
In porto perse vitulus est.
1498 DarkDestruction10th Oct 2012 04:18:59 AM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: In your bunk
(Smart)phones are amazing, innit?
Fortunately, you found a trident nearby, with which you can attack Roger.
1499 PhysicalStamina10th Oct 2012 08:41:10 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, it's broken.
1500 BioSafety10th Oct 2012 09:26:02 AM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
Fortunately, you know how to repair it.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.

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