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Fortunately, that stomach has a really weird digestive system that isn't on right now, so you have time to come up with a clever plan.
she her hers
1477 DarkDestruction6th Oct 2012 07:55:12 PM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
Unfortunately, the digestion activates right when you're about to break apart the stomach, forcing you to save yourself from the rising pool of zero-pH acid.
Fortunately, you are digested and your soul takes over the naga.
1479 Landorkus6th Oct 2012 08:12:54 PM from The gates of Hell , Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Unfortunately, you are distracted by your new breasts.
The magic of bad films

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
1480 Kossmeister6th Oct 2012 08:17:05 PM from Gainesville, FL
Burn It Down In The End
Fortunately, you put on a dress over the breasts and attack Roger.

edited 6th Oct '12 8:17:23 PM by Kossmeister

Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
1481 PhysicalStamina6th Oct 2012 09:45:02 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, Roger was in love with that Naga, and you hijacking her soul has really pissed him off, causing him to beat you nearly to death.
You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
1482 Landorkus7th Oct 2012 10:40:00 AM from The gates of Hell , Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Fortunately, you grab Roger and rip his head off.
The magic of bad films

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
1483 PhysicalStamina7th Oct 2012 11:34:12 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, his 4-year-old daughter and wife were watching.
You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
1484 BioSafety8th Oct 2012 12:47:56 PM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
Fortunately, the naga has the ability to erase their memories.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
1485 PhysicalStamina8th Oct 2012 08:40:14 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, she forgot how.
You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
1486 Trivialis8th Oct 2012 09:26:20 PM from contemplation
Happiness
Fortunately, while staying inside her, you somehow gained that ability.
I don't need praise, I need help.
1487 PhysicalStamina8th Oct 2012 09:45:52 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, you have no idea how it works.
You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
1488 Blurring8th Oct 2012 09:56:25 PM from an adjacent area right over there.
Deep in circles.
Fortunately, you can improvise as you go along.
You said that there is grass on the ground? Why are you bringing botany and geology into this conversation?
Definitely not a weirdo
Unfortunately, you got a D in improv class.
1490 Blurring9th Oct 2012 03:31:03 AM from an adjacent area right over there.
Deep in circles.
Fortunately, you are taking extra classes on that after you received that D.
You said that there is grass on the ground? Why are you bringing botany and geology into this conversation?
1491 Kossmeister9th Oct 2012 05:45:30 AM from Gainesville, FL
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, you do terrible in those other classes.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
1492 Jusamies9th Oct 2012 11:35:15 AM from Here , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Digital Analogy
Fortunately, you've practised since then and become really good.
In porto perse vitulus est.
1493 Landorkus9th Oct 2012 12:51:47 PM from The gates of Hell , Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Unfortunately, what you improvise actually makes you shrink to doll size.
The magic of bad films

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Fortunately, you are skilled in the martial art of GYMKATA, which is extremely useful in this situation.

edited 9th Oct '12 3:32:28 PM by SeanMurrayI

1495 BioSafety9th Oct 2012 04:54:45 PM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
Unfortunately, the naga doesn't have your muscle memory, so you can't use Gymkata while in the naga's body.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
1496 Blurring9th Oct 2012 09:05:31 PM from an adjacent area right over there.
Deep in circles.
Fortunately, a naga thinks so fast that it doesn't need muscle memory.
You said that there is grass on the ground? Why are you bringing botany and geology into this conversation?
1497 Jusamies9th Oct 2012 10:09:59 PM from Here , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Digital Analogy
Unfortunately, the naga doesn't need muscles either. Yeah, I guess the naga really wasn't a threat to you after all.
In porto perse vitulus est.
1498 DarkDestruction10th Oct 2012 04:18:59 AM from 'neath the underwater skies , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
(Two) Voices In My Head
Fortunately, you found a trident nearby, with which you can attack Roger.
1499 PhysicalStamina10th Oct 2012 08:41:10 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Unfortunately, it's broken.
You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
1500 BioSafety10th Oct 2012 09:26:02 AM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
Fortunately, you know how to repair it.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.

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