Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, the power goes off and it is getting colder.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Master of None
Fortunately, you have a backup generator kick in.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Volatile Villain Vixen
Unfortunately, the back up generator isn't a generator at all. It is an evil robot in disguise created and sent by Roger to catapult everyone into the volcano affectionately named Benjamin.
I assure you it wasn't made on drugs, though if it was it probably would have made more sense.
so i made a new avatar
Fortunately, it turns against its master.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, it's programmed to explode once it disobeys a command.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Court Dragon
Fortunately, its first act of disobedience was to comment out that segment of its programming.
I have a message from another time...
Professional Nerd
Unfortunately, it's second act is to use you as a weapon against its master.
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
Digital Analogy
Fortunately, the method it uses does actually no harm to you and a lot of harm to its master.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Unfortunately, you have angered its master.
What's going on?
Fortunately, you team up with the robot against him.
Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, the master is a fifty-foot-tall robot with a chassis of titanium.
edited 3rd Oct '12 3:51:09 PM by Kossmeister
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Fortunately, your weapon works exceptionally well against titanium.
OH YES!!
Unfortunately, your sword breaks.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
What's going on?
Fortunately, the weapon in question was not a sword, but rather a plasma cannon.
Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Am I a weirdo?
Unfortunately, that's broken too.
Also, in real life, titanium is extremely resistant to plasma. However, this weapon was stated to be extremely effective against titanium earlier, and contradicting canon is worse than contradicting real life.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Volatile Villain Vixen
Fortunately, breaking it only makes it gain superpowers that are extremely corrosive to Titanium.
I assure you it wasn't made on drugs, though if it was it probably would have made more sense.
One just might
Unfortunately, the thing is only titanium plated. Underneath it is Adamantium.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
<33
Fortunately, in real life adamantium is the weakest of all metals.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Dread Pirate Captain
Unfortunately, under that Adamantium there exists yet another layer of armor: Diamond. And you know what they say about Diamonds, other than being a girl's best friend...
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Digital Analogy
Fortunately, what they (correctly) say is diamond is very brittle.
In porto perse vitulus est.
What's going on?
Unfortunately, brittle doesn't mean that it breaks easily; it only means that when it does break, it shatters into tiny little pieces. The diamond is still incredibly hard.
edited 4th Oct '12 11:10:39 AM by VampiricOne
Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Digital Analogy
Fortunately, hardness does not help against sound-based attacks.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Unfortunately, you have no sound-based attacks.
Can-I-Bus
Fortunately, You find a sound gun under a rock.
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Fortunately, they're all wearing parkas.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."