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As a mediocre platinum player clawing my way back to plat even tho I don't want to go anywhere higher than Plat IV, this is accurate.
Ranking is just a clever illusion to make us believe the other player isn't an ape.
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Oh hey, new skins in the PBE and updated splashes for Eve.
While I don't like the Super Galaxy theme (or Arcade, for that matter), I like the new Eve splashes.
Edit: One of those new skins is for Annie. For fuck's sake Riot.
edited 26th Sep '17 11:03:34 AM by OrangeSpider
The Great Northern Threadkill.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
Absolutely no relation to NLK
The Evelynn voiceover is... risque.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
Case in point.
I'm terrified, but also aroused.
Well done Riot, you made a proper succubus.
"We need to talk - I want to kill other people" might be my favorite quote from New!Evelynn.
Completely unrelated, but I have made it to plat. I do not want to see or talk with the teammates with whom I made it, ever again. But I made it back to plat, just as planned. I might start playing jungle casually in normals for a solid month or so.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
Yubi yubi!
fuck yea pirates
"Have a good day. Have a good week. Have a good month. Have a good year. Have a good life." ~Civia
I have finally reached the moment in my life that will split my existence between "before and after": I have successfully completed the all-melee mission with random people from Discord, and I even got to get a penta out of it.
Even while I played my best champs this season I didn't manage a single penta, but now, just like that, I get one with Nasus with random people.
Magic is real people.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
How does it feel, knowing your life is guaranteed to be only downhill from here?
All I can think about is how I wish I waited to the last minute of the day to do it, to keep the illusion my life was going uphill a bit longer.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
This was apparently cut.
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Absolutely no relation to NLK
God, MSF versus SKT was incredible. Can't wait to watch the full replay.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
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Agreed.They had me incredibly hyped in games 3 and 4.
But sadly they fucked up in game 4. It was so heartbreaking to watch.
Still, taking SKT to game 5 is no slouch for a team that people where placing dead-last of their group. Even more impressive considering how hard SKT destroyed them in game 1.
The Great Northern Threadkill.
Element of Class
It was pretty impressive how quickly game 5 turned around. Even watching it on replay and knowing the end result I was surprised when the turnaround happened. A friend of mine on Facebook even pulled an Assumed Win.
Birthright: an original web novel about Dragons, the Burdens of Leadership, and Mangoes.
Barely a minute of footage and I already want her to die in a fire.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
I have now observed the purest form of cancer, the kind I thought I would never experience in my life time. I am less of a person for having watched this champion reveal.
Absolutely no relation to NLK
Lux! Syndra! Rakan! Lulu! Annie! By your powers combined, I am.... PURE CANCER!
I'm tilted already.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
I wonder how horrific her laugh will be now
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Oooooh. She looks like she comes straight from a Disney-Pixar movie.
Edit after watching the damn thing: A hyper-mobile champion! Just what league is lacking!
edited 3rd Nov '17 11:46:41 AM by OrangeSpider
The Great Northern Threadkill.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
I can hasakey?
Your parents were right. You are special, since you are clearly the opposite of every ranked League of Legends player ever.