Weird dreams

At some point in a dream I had the other night, the USA was about to go to war with China because they had better shoes there.

I had a dream that my sister and I were killing a zombie in the woods. She knocked it down with a stick and I delivered the coup de grace with a hatchet. Which would have been a lot easier if the hatchet hadn't been made of rubber for some reason.

I dreamt I was using a computer program to design a machine that would shoot water balloons at Dinosaur Train characters.

Later in the same dream (yeah, I know), I was trying to share funny pictures I found on Reddit with my mom, but when I clicked the links, they turned into scary pictures. She wasn't pleased.

I had the most horrible nightmare, I dreamed I bought an X Box One. ;~;

I was put into a strange prison. For some reason, the only thing I really recall from it is that it was Russian. My head is weird.

Me and my family were waiting in line for a ride at Walt Disney World when Dad had the bright idea of cutting the line by sneaking through the backstage area. When we approached the door, it was locked. He tried entering the PIN number, swiping his credit card, everything. Someone called the cops on him and took him away.

Another night, we walked in on a nudist conference in the middle of a bookstore.

edited 16th Apr '14 3:57:42 AM by Spinosegnosaurus77

I'm still shaken up from a nightmare I had last night.

Spoilered due to being highly disturbing — it is a nightmare, after all.

It started out when I looked out my backdoor and saw a single, tall mushroom growing out of the yard. I hacked it down using the sword I keep in my bedroom because I recognized that type as poisonous and didn't want my dogs to get to it. Then I saw another one in a different spot when I turned around. I cut that one down, too, but when that one landed, it started rotting before my eyes, spores flying up everywhere. I ran, but more mushrooms kept erupting out of the ground — not even going in the house would protect me because they were crashing up through the floor, too. The dream ended when I accidentally breathed in a spore and they started crowding inside my lungs and bursting up out of my mouth and chest.

I never want to have a dream like that again... *shudder*

I had one about zombies.

At first, I was just looking out through my back door (which in reality, only looks at our backyard and a fence) but there was a street there. Across the street, I saw someone running with a gun, and firing it at something.

I decided to hide in my basement after that, aaaand I don't remember what happened next for a long time, except I somehow knew there were zombies.

When I came back up after a while, the zombies had somehow gotten into the house, and...they didn't actually do anything other than throwing a bunch of plant material around the living room that had a bunch of spikes on it, but the spikes were to small to get through my shoes so it was just kinda there and didn't accomplish much.

...That's all I remember, though I know there was more.

@Baffle: Ye gods, that was frightening!

Unfortunately, no weird dreams here... (Dream was had... just not weird enough is the problem this time.)

I didn't have this dream last night, but I think it's worth sharing because of a massive Gainax Ending.

It started with me going on a trip to Arizona with some random people and visited what I think must have been some sort of snake farm. As we went on a tour through the place, the owner showed us a rattlesnake which proceeded to bite a guy right on the chin. (Ouch!) He needed to get to the hospital, and I was asked to take him there. We hoped in a car and drove to the nearest town.

The town we ended up at wound up looking like a cross between Boston Massachusetts and Paris France as it appeared in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. We hopped out of the car and askd for directions to the hospital. We were told that it was in a nearby mall, so we went to the mall, but there wasn't a hospital there, prompting us to ask someone else for help. He said it was "thatway" and we headed off in a random direction, winding up at the cathedral of Notre Dame and met Quasimodo. He was about to tell us where the hospital really was when suddenly, everything glitched up like a video game and went dark.

I found myself in a virtual reality chamber of some sort, and a Glados-like voice was saying: "Dream #(some random number) has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvienience." Then a male voice said: "If you'd like, you can resume the dream at a point before the error occured, (which was back when I was at the snake farm) or begin a new dream." Several categories of dreams appeared on a screen in front of me, among them being: "Bad Dream" "Fight The System Dream" "Become A Pokemon Dream" and other random categories, but I was so confused that I opted to wake up in confusion.

Wow. Much meta. Has anyone else had a dream like that?

edited 19th Apr '14 11:30:00 AM by kablammin45

Okay, so last night I:

-Visited a haunted town where the inhabitants seemed to not like anyone born on Leap Year Day, a man and a girl there, born on that day, where forced to hide in a house under siege. I never found out if they made it, because I ran as fast as my legs could take me to...

-This mall that sells everything that recurs a lot in my dreams. I wound up at a Christmas party. There were a couple of hookers there, I was propositioned but I didn't go through with it.

-When we left, I was still freaked out about what happened before, so I warned everyone I could to watch out, because I never looked back to see if anyone was chasing me. Most of them joked about how everyone that hadn't left yet looked like the various teen archetypes that might get slaughtered by a Jason or a Freddy Kruger. Are Bohemians part of that? Because there was a Bohemian girl there. I digress, I decided there was safety in numbers, so we joined up.

-So after that, I discovered I had the power to summon the Rock, like I was in Fate Stay Night or something. I used this power to deal with a big-mouthed guy who kept hassling me and my new friends.

-Then the Godfather showed up. Not the wrestler, friggin' Brando. We ducked out of his way, all of us, me, my new friends, and Dwayne.

-Last thing I remember, I was viewing a Christmasy display recapping my adventures. Why can't all dreams come with a Clip Show

I finally had a dream last night, unfortunately I don't remember much about it, except at some point my folks and I were watching an odd Disney movie where a large mallstrip was built in the Hundred Acre Wood, and there was a Street Fighter-type brawl in the parking lot of said mall involving Tigger, Pocahontas, Maleficent, and, for some reason, the Demoman and the Heavy Weapons Guy. I wish I could remember who won the fight.

The rest of the dream after that was very uneventful.

I had one where I was pregnant.

On it's own, that wouldn't be too weird, other than how my cheek was pregnant.

Some scientists had made a way to get infertile people pregnant, and I guess I volunteered to be a test subject. Though I remember highly regretting it as the dream went on.

To the point where the very first thing I said after I woke up and realized it was just a dream was "Oh thank god."

A while ago I had this weird dream where I threw this ball into a room that looked like a basement my uncle used to live in. There was this woman on a bed staring a black T.V. Playing music directed by Squidward for some reason. The lyrics were kinda weird; they're still stuck in my head. "It's just like learning, but times 3; it's your Kafeenafé." Anyways, I told the woman what happened without her turning around. When she did, she had the face of my sister. Mind you, this is the face of a 10 year old on a fat woman in a bed in a tiny, messy room with dim lighting. I grabbed the ball (retconned from a generic ball to a nerf football) and got the heck out of there. It was freaky, but the music was sooooo awesome! ...Even though it was just one line. Nowadays, that song reoccurs A LOT in my dreams. I love my head. Sometimes.

Sounds like something from Homestar Runner.

One day, I was looking up the MLP show to find out why it's so popular. That night, I had a bizarre dream where I was going through a hotel filled with those characters. I was trying to identify who they were. Then I turned into one of my characters and the random hotel residents morphed into a school/hotel/movie theater. Power Rangers randomly appeared. In the dream, I actually thought something along the lines of, "Well, I've annoyed two fandoms." I had that dream weeks ago and I still remember it. WEIRD!

I kept imagining my house getting smashed by a tornado. ><

I know that feel bro. Ever since that almost happened in real life to my own house, I occasionally have dreams like that as well.

Last night I had a dream where I joined up with some sort of club who went around helping people out with various things, but it gradually escalated into superheroics, with us saving people from wreckd cars and stuff...but what we didn't know was that doing this was changing us...physically. We were all gradually transfoming into Greninjas and we didn't realize it until the transformations were complete, whih was while we were getting people out of a derailed train.

We wound up scaring a bunch of people and they didn't want to be helped, and one heavyset woman even pulled out a gun and starting shooting at us. We escaped into the Appalacian Mountains and wore trenchcoats to hide what we looked like if we went into a town. We stopped helping people until we got a pep talk from my dad, who told me (and I told the others) that we shouldn't let what people think of us keep us from living up to our potential, or something like that. After that, we helped people once again, and people eventually warmed up to our froggy appearences. Then the dream ended.

That was pretty cool!

I also had another dream that I was playing Super Mario 3 D World, but there were tons of playable characters including Yoshi, Kirby, Pikachu, all of Froakie's evolutions (Frogadier drove a wind up car for some reason), Delphox, and others. You could also change the character's sizes too.

edited 23rd Apr '14 8:20:06 AM by kablammin45

In my dream last night, I (or at least, my POV character; they often don't act very much like me) was in a sort of nominally classical sword-and-sandal world, and had somehow come into control of a city-state. There seemed to be this princess who was captured and put in a giant castle/prison building, on the opposite side of a huge frozen snow-covered lake from the aforementioned city-state. The building had front gates made of huge metal bars. My POV character crossed the lake leading a squad of green tanks that had a sort of retro 3D look to them, like something out of Tanki Online or Total Annihilation. The tanks carved long, straight furrows in the snow as they drove across the lake. It turned out that their weapons weren't powerful enough to damage the metal gates, but they were followed by a squad of slower, larger, more badass-looking blue tanks armed with various advanced weapons such as lasers and lightning guns, and those were able to melt a hole in the gates.

I dreamt I was fighting the first green ranger who had started an islamic terrorist cell in a tropical island. What the fuck brain? Then the first red ranger got involved and things got more awesome.

So, I recently watched Accursed Farms (That's the guy who writes and produces Freemans Mind) play through Carn Evil, and my head was spinning from the whole experience when I lay down to sleep that night. Suffice it to say that the dreams were...odd.

Unfortunately for me, I had this ridiculously girly dream somewhat based on this comic I was writing. It had something to do with an angel escaping to earth, the rings from lord of the rings, the British military, my comic (THAT WAS META) and the angel believing she was so close to her love interest she could 'pierce her lung' and still be okay through sheer love. It was pretty funny. Especially the whole 'wrestling another evil angel for the ring' thing.

I think in my dream last night, I was going through some sort of obstacle course full of monsters, like an FPS game. I had several weapons, including the railgun, chaingun and rocket launcher from Quake 2 and the satchels and snarks from Half-Life. Some of the monsters looked like those flying snake things from the original Quake, although they fired red missiles instead of green ones. Also, there was a giant troll that could throw rocks at a distance, and had way too many hit points for me to kill him.

Last night, someone was telling me about shipments that would be arriving. I don't remember why I was being told this, but apparently I didn't find it important because I went to play mini golf instead. So then I get there, but I never actually play mini golf, I think I hit one golf ball that was just lying abandoned, and it flew off a wall and behind me; I never saw or heard it land. So then I'm wandering around this mini golf place when I come across an abandoned concession stand. While there, some guy comes up and says something like "The shipments are arriving." Then my alarm went off, so I will never find out what the shipments are, but I'm going to assume they were not a good thing.