Weird dreams

This is more about a general quirk that seems to happen in my dreams often, but sometimes in dreams I'll suddenly see myself as wearing whatever I wore to bed - not necessarily the same outfit, but the same general type of clothes. As in I'll be in a t-shirt and pajama pants or boxer shorts or what have you. It's not really a "naked in class" thing, because generally I get distracted by my clothing for a moment, then move on. Once a dream where this happened was set at a Weezer concert, and it suddenly became a "sleepover" themed concert, so everyone was wearing bed clothes.

edited 16th Apr '12 12:04:30 PM by MikeK

My bed had been moved into the garage for some reason, with an old blanket thrown onto the dirty concrete floor as carpet. All I remember was that it was nighttime, and I just kept seeing the garage from different positions atop this blanket, and I had apparently spent several hours doing this because I heard my dad nearing the door to the garage from the inside to leave for work at 5 AM. I also realized it was a Sunday night, which meant that I had 45 minutes to sleep before school. But he never came out. It was like his footsteps were on loop.

And then I woke up in real life.

Oh. I had a sex dream last night.

>->

-disappear from thread forever-

edited 16th Apr '12 9:42:30 PM by Aralyn

My family was driving to Florida to go to Disney World. For some reason Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant were in the car with us. Apparently Ricky was my uncle. I was in the seat behind them and my family and the guys were talking and I said something about wanting to hang out with Stephen. He ended up letting me sit in between Ricky and himself. It was really awkward and I was so shy. We ended up striking a conversation and we had a blast.

I woke up and was pissed.

edited 17th Apr '12 5:02:06 AM by Flareth

Had a dream involving My Life Me... And I don't even watch the show! It also involved Cityville and Tool Time from Home Improvement for some reason.

I had a dream where Mario, Miyamoto and some guy named Suda were caught for some or other crime(Mario commited it, the others were his accomplices), and someone held them hostage in a shop, tied up, being asked about this. Oh, and they all were small in this dream, as in "chibi" proportions, with a slightly cartoonish look. At some point, Suda managed to escape without being noticed.

edited 17th Apr '12 3:12:32 PM by Zanreo

Some guy named Suda?

Also, to the person who had the sex dream, there doesn't seem to be a ton of reacting to others' dreams in this thread anyway.

Every dream you have while on paxil is a weird dream. Last Night I had a dream Mr. T was driving a school bus that I happened to be on for some reason. Passed my house, leapt a canal and drove across the edge of a mountain. I never made it home.

I also had a three parter dream the first was me on the Normandy trying to mount a rescue mission for what I believe was a cargo ship delivering well... cargo, that crashed on a cold icy planet. I told him to get on the shuttle, but then out of nowhere, these green amorphous creatures sprung from the ground and started devouring the very ground we stood on, I stormed to the shuttle and got the hell off the planet. The following night I had a dream where on another planet where we were tasked with taking in Clarke who single handedly took on me Jack and Miranda, planted a bomb onto my shuttle which would shock anyone who tried to disarm the device.

So I tried to disarm the device and my armor fried me inside, and I taken back in the ship for medical treatment. Garrus, Grunt, and Zaeed were sent to handle Clarke.

Third dream I had was me on earth completing xeno medical school just in time to preform surgery on a life form that I apparently faced and knew more about then anyone else. The species was sent to my O.R. and as I cut into the first layer of what I presumed was it's flesh, I found that it was still breathing. I immediately told everyone in the facility to evacuate, picked up the nearest shotgun and started shooting at the now 6 story high black and green cephalopod looking creature that's just destroyed my doctors office, and was moving down a main road. My Shotgun jammed, I was thrown from the creature and it made off into the city where I never saw it again. Later on in the dream I was sitting on the pier, I thought to myself if you're going to smuggle an alien horror into a hospital that is the best way to do it, and that I had to give them credit for creativity.

edited 17th Apr '12 5:47:22 PM by SilentlyHonest

I dreamed I tried to beat up barack obama.

They wasn't any rhyme or reason to it, I just happen to walk past his office and figure fighting a president was too good an opportunity to past up (Dream Logic).

I didn't win for the record. He's in opportunity pretty good shape for a smoker you know?

As national security dragged me off he said he didn't take it personally. He gets it all the time. (?)

I dreamt that I was marrying this guy, I'll call him J, from school. J and I had apparently been split up for a year before getting back together and getting married. Then I found out that he dated a guy before we got engaged and he was bisexual. My family and friends told me to stay with him but also told me to split up with him (??), and I stayed with him. Then I woke up.

Last night I had a dream where I was playing baseball for the Colorado Rockies and was stealing bases left and right like Ricky Henderson and also hit a home run.

Not so much weird as in the surreal but extremely odd considering the kinds of dreams I have. Worse I wasn't even watching or playing baseball last night. Oh well it was fun.

edited 18th Apr '12 4:39:29 PM by MajorTom

Had a dream last night that I moved into some new house and was trying to paint over all these Betty Crocker logos on the walls, but they kept showing through the paint no matter what.

I'm blaming Homestuck.

Once, I dreamed I was a Space Marine, and I went to New York and met Stephen Colbert.

Putting this in perspective, I am the Platonic weedy pasty nerd guy, and I don't even play Warhammer Forty Thousand.

I have a recurring dream in which I am running up a staircase. At every new level I would battle a Pokemon then continue running. At some later level, a man would open a door and challenge me. He would send out a jiggleypuff, then I'd say something sassy. Then the dream would end.

I had a dream that I was Batman and fighting Firefly. Then Robin came to help me out and we managed to restrain him.

aIt was a warm day, and I went for exercise on this weird giant scooter thing that was taller than I (6 foot), but not much longer than a normal scooter. While I'm out, I decide to attend a taping of Oprah. It seems to take place in this stadium, so I spend a bit of time trying to locate car, bike and scooter parking that's apparently on the second floor of the main building, inside the stadium. I watch for a little bit, then later on it's raining and I'm trying to find parking to attend a second taping. My dad, who already has his seat, is texting me where am I, while I navigate this building that seems to be a mix of the United Center, a gladiatorial battledome and Sonic Colors' Tropical Resort hotel in aesthetic. From the basement floor, I finally find an elevator guy and some elevators to take me where I want to go. The garage is apparently on floor 23. The elevator numbering goes 1,2,3,4,23,27. So while I'm going up, the elevator is swaying violently side to side with no support speeding past floors that don't even exist. I finally make it up... to 27, where they're doing construction to a parking lot, with a tarp above them, in the middle of a rainstorm. They're on cement, but the elevator is surrounded by holes to one's death in between wooden boards covered in an unsecured tarp. So I somehow jump out to pass the hole in front of the elevator, but when they laugh and tell me there's no other way down, I have to slowly navigate 50 meters back to it without falling to my death. Of course, I don't want to get in that elevator, cause I could very likely die. The one experience in it nearly scared me awake, and knowing I'd have to go back for a second trip probably did.

I don't even watch Oprah.

edited 25th Apr '12 9:08:04 AM by wanderlustwarrior

Last night I dreamt that I was manning a radio station at the lead up to a nuclear holocaust. I knew it was that particular cataclysm because I was chatting away to people explaining what was going to happen and that it wasn't going to be pretty. I woke up just before the bombs fell. Played Fallout 3 and New Vegas too much, I reckon.

Last night I had a short dream in which I became briefly lucid before my subconscious said "I'm not Vodafone, I'm not giving power to you" and woke me up. Strange circumstance was that I was incredibly short in a department store of which there were only two other people in the entire store with me, I was ranting about being so short the ground's about a foot beneath my eyes.

Eventually I came across a mirror, which as many know, dreams can't recreate that well allowing you to know it's a dream, so looking into the mirror, I think either my face was distorted or it was my original face on the body, either way I stopped for a second and said aloud "Wait a minute, this is a dream". After this knowledge I immediately hulked in a way, by making myself taller, it was with this power of making myself tall that the dream went and woke me up abruptly.

edited 26th Apr '12 10:33:18 AM by Olivetree

My ex girlfriend haunts my dreams. I had 4 different dreams about her I can remember last night.

You know you're waking up when you and your generals point out how stupid it is to lead an invasion from New Jersey.

Big Punisher: Da fuck would I wanna go to New Jersey fuh? My mama told me when you want to lead, you go to Texas, not the suburbs!

Yes, apparently Big Punisher, who I don't dream about and is one of the rare people in my dreams who speaks with an accent, considers the entire state of New Jersey, not just its shore, a suberb of New York City. Also, he and I are in agreement that if you're going to try to take Texas, you should try to do it by surprise.

edited 27th Apr '12 6:06:59 AM by wanderlustwarrior

Ok, so I was Link from the Wind Waker, and was living in a city apparently after I defeated Ganondorf, with an Japanese guy who only had orange juice and vodka in his fridge. My grandmother, who for some reason was Asian, kept showing up and hitting on him, so I decided to leave. When I got out onto the docks, I was completely naked except for a black towel. So I got in my boat and sailed away, and kept getting attacked by enemies.

Finally I apparently reached my province, cause the next thing I knew I was driving an 18 wheeler that shot rockets out the front. We drove for awhile and eventually reached the town that my cousins live in which doesn't have a park IRL but did in another dream I had, so it did here too. We walked off the road into the park, since I had apparently aquired a posse at some point. Then I shone my flashlight on a cougar and started walking in the other direction. Apparently no one else saw it, until I heard screaming and people running away, at which point a bear attacked the cougar. We then found all our parents waiting for us, my grandma was there also, but not Asian this time(?). Then I woke up.

No! Bad brain! Keep the Talimancy in-game and out of my dreams!

My one dream last night featured a troper. I dreamed that Aiko Heiwa and I were talking about shoes, and she really liked my new red wedge sandals and was trying to steal them even though they were probably the wrong size.

I had another one that I got a bunch of random followers on Tumblr overnight.

Brain, stop dreaming about the Internet and give me more dreams of impossible buildings and stuff.

I had a dream where I woke up and was informed my laptop was stolen by an unknown terrorist group.

So I went on a rampage through every terror hotspot in the world to get it back, killing millions.

Best/worst dream ever.

My dream was kinda vague, but it involved a lightsaber... That shot laser blasts.