Worst abuse of Insane troll logic you've ever seen?:

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451 TheyCallMeTomu28th Aug 2011 01:44:22 PM , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Totes Moe
I wasn't referring to that.
452 BlixtySlycat28th Aug 2011 01:47:16 PM from Driving the Rad Hazard
|like a boss|
?

Then what were you referring to?
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
453 TheyCallMeTomu28th Aug 2011 01:48:29 PM , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Totes Moe
The anti-loli argument, basically.
454 lolacat28th Aug 2011 03:02:17 PM from Vancouver Island
Dead? You thought wrong
"Suck my dick, faggot."
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
complete noob
[up]I love it when you talk dirty?
@cat: Usually Insane Troll Logic has to involve some sort of logic.

"Suck my dick, therefore you're wrong" is ITL. Just "suck my dick" is just an insult.
I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1
457 lolacat28th Aug 2011 08:21:20 PM from Vancouver Island
Dead? You thought wrong
I was talking about homophobic guys who say "Suck my dick, faggot." Think about that for a second.

edited 28th Aug '11 8:21:31 PM by lolacat

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
458 TheyCallMeTomu28th Aug 2011 08:21:59 PM , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Totes Moe
Hey, they never said they're not ALSO a faggot.
459 lolacat28th Aug 2011 08:23:08 PM from Vancouver Island
Dead? You thought wrong
Reminds me of that onion article: "Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
460 TheyCallMeTomu28th Aug 2011 08:24:08 PM , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Totes Moe
"Because you keep inviting them to?"
Ah. Right.

EDIT: I think the logic is that sticking your penis into a hole, any hole, is not gay; only having your holes penetrated by a penis is gay.

It's homophobic logic, but I think we've already established we're talking to a homophobe here.

edited 28th Aug '11 11:26:21 PM by BlackHumor

I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1
462 feotakahari28th Aug 2011 11:51:17 PM from Looking out at the city
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
^ Actually, I've been told that's been the prevailing thought in certain times and places—that sexual orientation is about whether you take it, not who you take it from or give it to.

edited 28th Aug '11 11:51:44 PM by feotakahari

That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful
463 BlixtySlycat29th Aug 2011 02:00:30 AM from Driving the Rad Hazard
|like a boss|
"Suck my dick" is not a literal insult, it's a more vulgar version of "bite me".
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Decemberist
[up] But isn't faggot an Americanism for homosexual?
Dutch Lesbian
465 BlixtySlycat29th Aug 2011 02:05:56 AM from Driving the Rad Hazard
|like a boss|
Yes. It's also an insult (and, bizarrely, a Britishism for a cigarette)

it's for emphasis. Like saying "bite me, bitch" instead of just "bite me".
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Decemberist
Faggots are a type of sausage here, fag means cigarette.
Dutch Lesbian
467 BlixtySlycat29th Aug 2011 02:17:48 AM from Driving the Rad Hazard
|like a boss|
Oh. Well what do I know.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
468 joeyjojo29th Aug 2011 02:23:46 AM from South Sydney: go the bunnies!
Happy New Year!
The phrase 'bum a fag' really does't translate well.
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469 honorius29th Aug 2011 02:27:52 AM from The Netherlands
or cigarette butt
If any question why we died/ Tell them, because our fathers lied -Rudyard Kipling
470 pagad29th Aug 2011 06:17:17 AM from perfidious Albion , Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Sneering Imperialist
Any and all justifications for lolicon. "Oh, it's not wrong because the little girls aren't even real! You're just trying suppress free expression. My desire to jerk off to prepubescent girls with inhuman proportions is totally comparable to Nelson Mandela's fight to end apartheid."

Try this one, courtesy of Neil Gaiman. I found it pretty convincing.
Typhoid and swans - it all comes from the same place.
Jackass Detector
Okay, Mr. Anansi Boys here convinced me to revise my previous statement. While lolicon is fucking reprehensible, I can't really argue that it as a whole doesn't have some semblence of artistic, political or literary merit, however goddamn flimsy it may be and how obviously it's shoehorned in just to barely skirt the three prong obscenity test. No, my problem is with the mental gymnastics fans of that shit have to do to delude themselves into thinking that they're not sick fucks for being attracted to children, albeit cartoon children. "You're just attacking us because we don't conform to the heteronormative standards set by your Christian doctrine!"
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Decemberist
What about this one;

"God sends hurricanes and earthquakes against America to punish people who believe in a big government"

edited 29th Aug '11 8:51:28 AM by whaleofyournightmare

Dutch Lesbian
473 joeyjojo29th Aug 2011 08:58:51 AM from South Sydney: go the bunnies!
Happy New Year!
^^ fair enough.

Let's not beat around the bush. Lolicon fans are pedophiles and we should f But they are still people.
  1. hashtagsarestupid
474 TheyCallMeTomu29th Aug 2011 09:38:09 AM , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Totes Moe
That they are. They are people. They are people's sons and daughters, husbands and wives, students and, dare I say, occasionally even teachers, though perchance not wisely so. Yes, they are people, and demonizing them in the absence of any genuine crime would be unwise.

And even if it weren't, it's really not the topic of this thread. So let us avoid derails.
Mr. Link
Um didn't I make a thread sorted of related to Lolicon a while ago? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13111628630A43086900&page=1 Would it perhaps be best to move it there if you want to continue discussing it?

That way we can get back on to some good proper ITL tongue

I started reading a Timecube but what can I say apart from mother flippin' Timecube. That shit is so messed up I'm not sure it can even count as ITL and that really hurts my brain :S

edited 29th Aug '11 11:03:41 AM by PiccoloNo92


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