Worst abuse of Insane troll logic you've ever seen?:

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Maybe a book I read that was named "the lie". It explained that evolution is bullshit invented by nerd atheists whith white robs who see a dog bone and imagined the dinosaurs.
227 Justice424326th Jun 2010 10:02:23 PM from Portland, OR, USA , Relationship Status: Brony
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As dumb as I think creationism is, I’d pay money to see some fundies invade a scientific discourse on evolution while yelling “NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD” at whoever is presenting.
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I would too.

Not to them, however.

edited 26th Jun '10 10:21:58 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

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229 SirPsychoSexy27th Jun 2010 01:33:40 PM from Texas Panhandle
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You know what "evolutionist" means?

A BIG NERD

Sorry, had to put that in there.
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230 Justice424330th Jun 2010 02:04:45 PM from Portland, OR, USA , Relationship Status: Brony
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This article has some gems.

Of course the desire to indulge in desecration really requires a sense that objects can be sacred in the first place, personally the idea of flushing a Qur'an down the toilet makes no more sense than flushing Webster's awful dictionary. Unwanted books should be recycled. Blocking drains is a selfish indulgence.

I could at least sort of understand the point he was trying to make except for the part where he attack Webster’s dictionary…

Really? A dictionary? You segued your point about not holding objects as inherently sacred to take a dig at a dictionary?

edited 30th Jun '10 2:12:19 PM by Justice4243

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231 Myrmidon30th Jun 2010 02:07:39 PM from In Antartica
The Ant King
Someone never got over the spelling changes...
Kill all math nerds
232 Justice424330th Jun 2010 02:10:37 PM from Portland, OR, USA , Relationship Status: Brony
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Maybe he’s mad because he doesn’t like any sort of book where people treat the contents as laws or rules that can’t be broken.

Man, fuck dictionaries, telling us how we can and can’t spell words. Where do they get off? WHERE DO THEY GET OFF?!
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233 Myrmidon30th Jun 2010 02:13:44 PM from In Antartica
The Ant King
The "Webster's" title isn't even copywrighted, so any dictionary that wants to, can call itself that.

edited 30th Jun '10 2:13:51 PM by Myrmidon

Kill all math nerds
234 rjung30th Jun 2010 02:43:13 PM from 4th and Main. , Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Some people can't seem to comprehend that shit happens because other people do it, rather than it being planned by some omniscient and omnipotent deity.

No wonder there are conspiracy theorists among them.
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236 SirPsychoSexy30th Jun 2010 06:12:26 PM from Texas Panhandle
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^^What a nutjob.

I don't know, maybe the guy who hates Webster's is British and wants the OED to rule over all dictionaries.
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237 Myrmidon30th Jun 2010 06:47:51 PM from In Antartica
The Ant King
He's definitely English. He also manages to hit every negative stereotype about atheists that I have. Where do these walking strawmen come from?
Kill all math nerds
Earth.

edited 30th Jun '10 7:08:20 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

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239 Justice424330th Jun 2010 08:42:51 PM from Portland, OR, USA , Relationship Status: Brony
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The planet? The people on the planet? The substance? Help us out here.
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240 Myrmidon30th Jun 2010 08:53:40 PM from In Antartica
The Ant King
Kill all math nerds
241 Myrmidon1st Jul 2010 06:46:03 AM from In Antartica
The Ant King
I think I'll let this speak for itself.
Kill all math nerds
242 Justice42431st Jul 2010 08:35:09 AM from Portland, OR, USA , Relationship Status: Brony
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It was going so well until the second paragraph. I realized I should bail out when I saw the word “scientific” in quotation marks. Parts like this

This so-called scientific view isn't the least bit scientific.

Really hammer what the author is going to be going on about for the rest of the page.

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Going by the logic of Sharron Angle, taking it to its logical conclusion: When someone goes on to abort, maybe god planned the abortion as well?

Well, he must have planned it, because everything happens to god's plan, doesn't it?

edited 1st Jul '10 8:42:20 AM by Herbarius

244 SirPsychoSexy1st Jul 2010 12:16:34 PM from Texas Panhandle
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^That's what my grandmother says!

Seriously, I've never met a fundamentalist as cool and easygoing as she is.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Cogito ergo cogito
"Think the sun is the source of all light? Really? Think of a cloudy day - the light has to come from someplace."

Yes. Somebody actually said that. A creationist when confronted by the.. confusing statement in the bible that God created light before the sun.
'It's gonna rain!'
Now, to be technical, the sun really isn't the source of all light; just about 99% of all light that reaches Earth.

So I wonder why your creationist buddy didn't just argue that.
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Cogito ergo cogito
I assume you mean the stars. If clouds block out the sun then they should block out the stars (and the moon - though that is also the sun, basically).

:P

Kind of a dead end.
'It's gonna rain!'
And what about artificial light?

Yes, of course, you could argue, this comes from the sun as well - with several intermediate steps cool
Oh, I'm not arguing about the clouds thing, that's clearly idiotic.

I'm just saying the idea that God would make light before the sun makes perfect sense, so that guy you were arguing with didn't even need to resort to such a silly argument.
I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1
250 SirPsychoSexy2nd Jul 2010 08:43:04 AM from Texas Panhandle
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^^I was going to say, it's called a lamp.
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