Who ate my turkey sandwich?
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.Why am I such a mess?
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."What time is it?
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.Time to Unlock More True Potential
What's in a name?
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.When's the best time to settle down with a good book?
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To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."What's that smell?
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.I have no idea, but It Came from the Fridge.
Who's the private dick (huh huh...huh huh..."private" "dick"...)?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Is that my phone you're using?
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."I hammed it up too much, didn't I... did I really ham it up that badly?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by EdveedHave you read any good books lately?
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.What do you do about pesky door-to-door salesmen?
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Is this a big tune or what?
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."Polish Funk is awesome, no?
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."What we're doin' when a fatboy's trippin'.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."Have you ever been caught in a tornado warning?
Every copy of SM 64 is personalized? Nah. Mine's Bern ponified.Have you ever farted?
How do I tell a person how I feel about them?
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.How do I make friends?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?How to do drugs?
Perhaps with how young you are, you have less wisdom regarding health.
Why can't I hit with the shotgun at point blank, while everyone else can maim me in one hit in a first person shooter?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed