First part of episode 1 here.
Well I had a great post for the first few minutes. Data Vampires
ate it so... summary! It's a explanation of the show. It's just Survivor
. So time for an extremely catchy theme song . I want to be famous.
Well time for me to start saying the "contestants." Also Chris shows his first Jerk Ass
move telling the contestants that they'd be in a 5-star resort. Not cool. Camper #1 Beth the Geek
sterotype. She also is the first Stalker with a Crush
. Camper #2 DJ the animal loving Jamaican man. ((Better description would be nice.)) Camper #3 Gwen the Perky Goth
. She also is a slight Ensemble Darkhorse
OK this is a fun exchange.
Gwen: I did NOT
sign up for this.
Chris: Actually you did *shows contracts*
Gwen: *Rips contracts*
Chris: *Shows new contracts* The great thing about lawyers is they make a LOT
Gwen: I am not staying here.
Chris: K. I hope you can swim because your ride just left.
OK back to contestants
- 4 Geoff the party boy. I got nothing else to say about him. #5 Lindsay. She is both a Brainless Beauty and the Ms. Fanservice. She does amuse me though. #6 Heather the official bitch. She has some other tropes applying to her. Time has not come to say those though. Moving on. #7 Duncan the Emo sterotype. He's the offical Draco in Leather Pants character for the next 2 seasons. He's also a criminal. JEEZ THAT'S ORIGINAL! #8 Tyler. I love this guy. He's a big goof but he tries so hard. I say he's in my top 5 favorites. He also is a master at Epic Fail.
Oh yeah sorry #9 Hector the other Geek
. He doesn't annoy me. though. Don't ask why. #10 ((Well according to the show #9 but the math doesn't work)) Trent. Once more no good description. Sorry Trent fans. Oh yeah Trent helps cause a Love Dodecahedron
. Wait until I have to explain THAT! And lastly #11 Bridgette the surfer hippy. I have some slight PSL for her.
What's that? TMI? Oh sorry. Well next time we get to challenge 1 and I introduce the other 11 contestants.
((Explain the 1. next to Geoff's intro so I can fix it.))
edited 30th Sep '10 9:10:03 PM by Fusionman