I Read That As: The Forum Version

Marriage of Convenience —> Miscarriage of Convenience

Love With A Human Touch —> Love With A Human Torch.

This was a facebook ad for a dating app - maybe the latter would be a dating app for superheroes?

edited 9th Dec '17 9:28:31 PM by MikeK

Kamen Rider -> Gomen Rider

I guess the rider Apologizes a Lot.

Magpies as Portents —> Magpies as Parents

Since I inadvertantly posted a duplicate thread that got nuked, I'll repost here:

"Bicycles are not allowed in the library" as (I kid you not) "Books are not allowed in the library" (which would needless to say defeat the entire object of having a library!)

Mech Duels are REAL —> Mech Duets are REAL

I now have this hilarious mental image of two giant robots with microphones, singing tender ballads together in front of a giant karaoke screen.

Reheat —> Refrost

This was on a toaster.

CAT6 Networking Cable - CATS Networking Cable

edited 18th Jan '18 2:30:42 AM by Zanreo

On a list of Kirby anime episodes:

Whispy Woods' Friend: Acore —> Whispy Woods' Friend: Acne

Landed at The Mun —> Stranded at The Mun

I mean, that's a better description of what happened. (and to be fair, it wasn't my fault.)

Spartanburg Day -> Incestuous Bay

... I have no idea how I misread that first part and quite frankly I don't want to. It doesn't look or sound like "Spartanburg" at all.

I was on Tumblr and...

Buying art from ur friends instead of doing it urself is artist culture -> Buying art from ur friends instead of doing it urself is cultist culture

edited 16th Jan '18 3:41:24 PM by Misuki

Trash Disposal -> First as "transsexual" -> then "trash sexual"

...Wow, now that I think about it, that sounds really mean... sorry. :P

edited 17th Jan '18 1:23:12 PM by DrNoPuma

Toy Story 4 Has a Writer —> Toy Story 4 Has Hitler

State video game enemies you consider to be Demonic Spiders —> Stale video game enemies you consider to be Demonic Spiders

I was thinking of "stale" as in cliche... But maybe there could be some game with a Level Ate where the most annoying enemies are pieces of stale bread?

Word Association - Word Assassination

Spark Plug The Troper -> Spinning Crap Past The Radar

What'd you say - What you say

In Rhythm Heaven Megamix: "Whew! Tough shift!" - "Whew! Tough shit!"

(name of some enemy) - #ratposting (with hashtag and everything)

edited 30th Jan '18 9:32:47 AM by Zanreo

Anarcho-punk > Arachno-punk

Nintendo and Illumination are partnering on a movie - Nintendo and Illuminati are partnering on a movie

The most generic flamewar + 1000 Things We've Learned From Video Games - The Most Generic Things We've Learned From Video Games

Things you didn't know until recently - Things you didn't know until it was too late

Spicy salsa - spicy Satan

Also mis-saw a Guzma avatar as I. M. Meen of all characters

edited 1st Feb '18 1:35:34 PM by Zanreo

Thanks to this video, I always read "pregnant" as "pragnet".

Konami Code + Kubrick Stare - Konami Stare

Respond to the above Signature + That's a HORRIBLE adaptation! = That's a HORRIBLE signature!

edited 2nd Feb '18 5:40:34 AM by Zanreo

I wanna see Arachno-Punk, that sounds awesome. ::::D

Lol. My boyfriends might flip out if that was a thing.

"Surgery" > "Sugary"

Tumblr Story Prompt: A gothic is a story about a girl who gets a house. -> A gothic is a story about a girl who gets a horse.