Part-Time Omen of Death
"Call of Duty" —> "Call of Dusty"
Stupid doomed timeline...
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It's obvious. You guys are obsessed.
Part-Time Omen of Death
I am in fact obsessed with my cat. 
(Well, Dusty is an adorable cat!)
New account is voidify
And I do, in fact, read hemospectrum more than innovation.
Post your random thoughts + Great Moments in Wikipedia -> Great random thoughts
My son is a dumbass
"Mordred, who, in this version..." -> "Morlord, who, in this edition..."
Hey there! Having fun?
Hannibal Lecture -> Hannibal Lettuce
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
3 microphones forever
Obviously to be enjoyed in a salad that would also include fava beans.
Hey there! Having fun?
Another one, reading the So Bad It's Horrible Video Games page just now;
Daemon Summoner -> Doraemon Summoner
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
3 microphones forever
On one of those clickbait ads at the bottom of an article:
10 Actors You Didn't Realize Were Gay —> 10 Actors Who Didn't Realize You Were Gay
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
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Which PC should be accessed? —> Which PC should be accursed?
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
"Just as planned."
"Rockin' the Casbah" -> "Rockin' the Tumblr"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
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500 Elephants —> 500 Eggplants
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Youtube Comments Win. -> Youtube Comments, You Win.
loafing about
Psychic -> Psychotic
I must be tired...
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And I must not be fully awake.
"save files" —> "save lives"
and
"Number Your Troper Crushes" —> "Murder Your Troper Crushes"
Stupid doomed timeline...
Part-Time Omen of Death
On a sign yesterday:
"WINDOW TINTING AND DETAIL" —> "WINDOW TINTING AND DENTAL"
...so they'd darken your windows while they whiten your teeth? ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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Daybreak —> Darkrai
Unnerve —> Useless
edited 29th Nov '15 5:21:30 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
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ITT: We Make Obscure References —> MTT: We Make Obscure References
...yeah, maybe back when it was just a kickstarter.
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
Yack Fest:
What was the last movie you watched? -> Whatever happened to the last movie you watched?
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In my bookmarks:
Let's Race Zombies Ate My Neighbours! + How to Rehair My Little Pony Manes = How to Rehair Zombies
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Hey there! Having fun?
"I love showers. They're so obscene." serene
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
this was my fault —> this was my fruit
Well that kind of ruined a dramatic scene.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
3 microphones forever
On a facebook ad:
Animal Hearted —> Animal Hatred
A Good Name for a Rock Band? I wasn't necessarily thinking of hatred of animals, maybe more like hatred on a purely instinctual level.
edited 11th Dec '15 7:55:44 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
On a pizza box:
Our newest innovation in pizza delivery —> Our newest hemospectrum in pizza delivery
I have absolutely no idea how that happened.