Shut up!
Earlier today I read a sign that said "Thank You For Shopping At Extra Foods" as "Thank You For Shoplifting At Extra Foods."
Fear is a superpower.
From Writer's block - "Let's make a harem show" "List all your named characters" became "Let's make a harem of all your characters".
That would be a terrible idea...
Be not afraid...
Scrappy appreciation thread
-> Scary appreciation thread
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
His body was moved - His body was ready
"Leftover items still have value!"
Microsoft wants to make holodecks -> Microwaves wants to make holodecks
Two-bit blockhead
Microsoft wants to make holodecks —> Microsoft wants to make bollocks
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Dreams of Revenge
I misread this:
as
The sheer absurdity of it made me double-take.
Locking you up on radar since '09
3 microphones forever
Shipping - Evidence or Imagination? -> Stripping - Evidence or Imagination?
Elsewhere on the internet:
The Travel Thread -> Time Travel Thread
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
"A single unified LGBT conversation" + "The SPIDER Thread" -> "A SPIDER unified LGBT conversation"
ಠ_ಠ
"Kingdom Hearts" ==> "Klingon Hearts"
I could write the book on how to waste one's potential, but I'm not going to.
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Popeye the Sailor Man - Popeye the Sailor Moon
IN THE NAME OF SPINACH
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Nightmare Muse
I FINALLY found my iPod today! It was in a pair of jeans that I'd put in the hamper last week.
...
I FINALLY found my iPod today! It was in a pair of jeans that I'd put in the hamster last week.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
3 microphones forever
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I would read that crossover fic.
Elsewhere:
Cloudy morns are my favorite -> Chubby moms are my favorite
edited 29th Sep '12 9:22:52 AM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Shipper of Spacetime
So anyone here ever read Immortality In Fickle Affection? -> So anyone here ever read Immortality In Tickle Fiction?
Great, now I'm morbidly curious. -> Great, now I'm morbidly obese.
edited 1st Oct '12 3:55:24 AM by Aryn
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
"Bathroom attendants" + "Romance" = "Bathroom Romance."
ಠ_ಠ
Two-bit blockhead
"Local Culture You're Proud of" + "Your Experiences of Racism" = "Local Racism You're Proud of"
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Inner Moka -> Inner Madoka
Li'l Shardfinder
Baby You're A Rich Man + Baby's In Black — Baby You're A Black Man
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
3 microphones forever
That could sort of work as a Lady Gaga parody.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
literary masochist
There is an actual Bad Romance parody, titled "Bathroom Dance".
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
3 microphones forever
Eating foods other people dislike -> Eating other people
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
so i made a new avatar
Boombox Gauntlets —> Boombox Goombas
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Li'l Shardfinder
Super Mario World is one of the best titles around today. — Super Mario World has one of the best titties around today.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Part-Time Omen of Death
Similar to Mike's above, I read "Eating foods other people dislike" as "Eating people other folks dislike".
Stupid doomed timeline...
-Ahriman grins slightly- —> -Airman grins slightly-
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."