literary masochist
edited 21st Aug '12 10:19:53 PM by KylerThatch
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
High Security Schools
-> High School Security
Das kann doch nicht sein!
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"a tendency to stain pants" -> "a tendency for Stalin pants"
There is always something meta about misreading something in this very thread...
But now I wonder what the hell Stalin pants are.
edited 21st Aug '12 10:43:13 PM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Shipper of Spacetime
Random Kingdom Hearts Community Thread -> Random Kissing Community Thread
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Random Klingon Hearts Community Thread
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Language Professors Hate Him!——> Language Professors Ate Him!
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Shipper of Spacetime
Also, American names for foods + Ah criminy, the SHIPPING thread... -> American names for shipping.
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Li'l Shardfinder
The Bold And The Beautiful — The Bold And The Beowulf
Smallville — Snailville
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Nightmare Muse
Sarah Palin: Sniper Queen? —> Sarah Palin: Spider Queen?
"I can see Menzoberranzan from my house."
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
literary masochist
Shipper of Spacetime
The Adventures of Duane and Brando -> The Adventures of Dio Brando
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
"New DNA Analysis Shows Ancient Humans Interbred with Denisovans" as "New DNA Analysis Shows Ancient Humans Interbred with Dinosaurs".
...I like my version better.
i. hear. a. sound.
3 microphones forever
That's where the The Reptilians really came from, obviously.
So there was a bomb threat at my school today -> So there was a bomb treat at my school today
Maybe they gave everyone free bomb pops in class. Or it was a treat that was "bomb" in the slangy sense.
edited 31st Aug '12 11:56:01 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Why do all cloning historical figures stories -> Why do all clothings of historical figures
edited 2nd Sep '12 3:43:41 PM by Trivialis
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
The Backyard: Gardeners, Assemble! -> The Backyard: Gardeners, Asshole!
Li'l Shardfinder
Goalie of the Year — Gaolie of the Year
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
3 microphones forever
Facebook, but:
Amazing! The Vikings just got a hellofalot cooler. -> Amazing! The Vikings just got a heffalump.
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edited 7th Sep '12 5:02:40 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Shipper of Spacetime
The Vikings just got a hellofoot cooler.
Also (spoiler'd for WTF mental images): I don't get the pains in my stomach anymore. -> I don't get the penis in my stomach anymore.
edited 7th Sep '12 8:50:00 PM by Aryn
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Ok, I keep reading "Pussy Riot and Russia" as "Prussia Riot and Russia".
Nightmare Muse
The legacy of JFK + Harry Potter is Evil! —> The Legacy of JKR
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
3 microphones forever
Localization Dilemma -> Lolcatization Dilemma
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Part-Time Omen of Death
Not here but in a flier I just read "slub henleys" as "sburb henleys".
Stupid doomed timeline...
3 microphones forever
How often do you join megathreads? -> How often do you join megadeth?
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
While reading my bacteriology notes, I misread "Write short notes on neonatal colibacillosis in piglets" as "Write short stories on neonatal colibacillosis in piglets".
That would be, uh... a very weird and disgusting short story.
Be not afraid...
Nerd! Stop Being Stereotypical! -> Never Stop Being Stereotypical!
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.