I Read That As: The Forum Version:

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(there may have been a thread like this already, but I've been unable to find it.)

Generation Gaps - Generation Gays

People leaving the lights on in my dorm - People leaving four lights on in my dorm

Cloudcuckoolander discussion lounge - Cloudcuckoolander submission lounge

edited 22nd Jan '10 12:30:34 PM by Inkblot

Lurker
WAAAAAAANT!!!!!! as WAAAAAAALT!!!!!!

I have been watching way too much Lost recently.
Tailgating on the Interstate - Tailgating on the Internet
Nintendo Kart -> Nintendo Kant.
5 Ozbourne23rd Jan 2010 08:44:58 PM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
14 Year Old Girl Tased in the Head Running From Policeman = 14 Year Old Girl Tased in the Head Running From Pokemon

Which I know is horrible, but I had this whole mental image to go with it (Pikachu! Use Thundershock! um yeah.)
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
Rape Lay:The Liveblogging= Rap Lays:The Lineblogging
7 Tangent12825th Jan 2010 10:51:09 PM from Virginia , Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
It's late. In the following quote, my eyes only read the bold words:

Not exactly. Corporations have always been able to run ads along the lines of 'Senator So-and-so will vote for the health care bill. The health care bill will force men to get sex changes, get pregnant, and then have abortions - and make YOU pay for it!' But corporations have not, until now, been able to make ads saying 'Senator So-and-so is a doo-doo head. Don't vote for So-and-so' explicitly.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
8 rallyfan900025th Jan 2010 10:54:32 PM from overwatch position
Elite Soldier
Off-topic: Allowing corporations to flex their full power in political ads is a massive fucking wallbanger for me. How could the Supreme Court be so STUPID?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
We have a thread for that. Vent your political rage there.
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight,
Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
"rap is a fate worse than death"

Every. Damn. Time.
11 InverurieJones25th Jan 2010 11:49:18 PM from North of the Wall. , Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
It's true, too.
Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination.
I was about to make a "man's soul" joke. I've clearly been hanging around you people too long.
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight,
Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
1st ever Livepan Snarker
"What are you eating?" as "Who are you eating?"
And it just gets better from there!
"Hurricane Katrina" as "Hurricane Katrika"

edited 26th Jan '10 10:41:00 PM by Zudak

1st ever Livepan Snarker
I was just reading the trope page for Satan Is Good and this line about the His Dark Materials trilogy:

"Arguably, Metatron is also similar in role to Satan."

Every EVERY time I see that name I read it as MeGatron.
And it just gets better from there!
16 mahel04227th Jan 2010 02:24:23 AM from Stockholm,Sweden
State-sponsored username
^ Who Doesn't?
In the quiet of the night, the Neocount of Merentha mused: How long does evolution take, among the damned?
1st ever Livepan Snarker
It causes some weird mental images at times, lemme tell ya...
And it just gets better from there!
18 Kimura27th Jan 2010 03:11:39 PM , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
"rap is a fate worse than death"

...YES!

あ_あ -> ಠ_ಠ
19 JewelyJ29th Jan 2010 07:07:23 PM from A state in the USA
I read a gamer magazine the author day and read Spec Ops 2 as Soap Opera 2.

So Yeah
Responsible adult
Tailgating on the Interstate - Tailgating on the Internet

And now I just read that as "Titilating on the Internet."
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
21 Tzetze29th Jan 2010 11:03:05 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Titrating on the Internet

Suddenly I want to play Telephone.
22 Kinkajou29th Jan 2010 11:03:48 PM from you're not your
One Man Army
Tell me, tell me, what chemicals did you isolate?
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
23 Tzetze29th Jan 2010 11:05:47 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
shit, Tzetze beat me to it :(

WHOLE TEAM IS OTAKU.

edited 29th Jan '10 11:06:35 PM by Zudak

25 Kinkajou29th Jan 2010 11:07:28 PM from you're not your
One Man Army
But that violates bonding rules!
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake

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