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LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#1: Oct 27th 2010 at 3:50:32 PM

I had neck pain today for no discernible reason. I jokingly said the safeword from my relationship, and the pain stopped. Could it be that I am secretly a Reality Warper and don't know it? Are any of you tropers aliens, time-travelers, or espers?

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Seamus Another Perfect Day from the Quantum Savanna Since: Jul, 2009
Another Perfect Day
#2: Oct 27th 2010 at 6:19:49 PM

There's only one way to test this theory. Say "Seamus is a multi-billionaire" and let's record the results.

I've got two guns pointed west and a broken compass.
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#3: Oct 27th 2010 at 8:23:32 PM

Seamus, you are now a multi-billionaire and an alien time-traveling esper.

I will now have super-strength.

...I don't feel any stronger. Anything on your end?

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Seamus Another Perfect Day from the Quantum Savanna Since: Jul, 2009
Another Perfect Day
#4: Oct 27th 2010 at 9:42:06 PM

Nothing yet. The debt collectors are still at my door and now they have pitchforks. Maybe it's not instantaneous.

Try smashing something.

edited 27th Oct '10 9:42:27 PM by Seamus

I've got two guns pointed west and a broken compass.
Ponicalica from facing Buttercup Since: May, 2010
#5: Oct 30th 2010 at 1:35:19 PM

Are any of you tropers aliens, time-travelers, or espers?
Yes.

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MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#6: Oct 30th 2010 at 1:41:33 PM

Would you believe...psychological association?

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LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#7: Oct 31st 2010 at 2:49:54 PM

[up] ???

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
YukiNagato Since: Jul, 2010
#8: Oct 31st 2010 at 9:08:17 PM

Are any of you tropers aliens, time-travelers, or espers?
...

MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#9: Nov 1st 2010 at 3:12:40 AM

Basically, it worked because your brain associated that word with lessening pain. wild mass guess

edited 1st Nov '10 3:12:48 AM by MrAHR

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