Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted, but the moon is destroyed along with him/her/it, which results in the entire population of humans dying in more ways than I can count. I would choose the events of Cowboy Bebop to happen, but I'm supposed to make the wish worse.

I wish I could wish more than one wish.

Granted. You can no longer wish for anything but more wishes, allowing you theoretically unlimited wishes but making all of them useless.

I wish for a pet fox.

Granted. Too bad it destroys the whole world before it can be sealed into a little boy.

I wish for a pet cat.

edited 4th Sep '15 5:07:37 PM by TheKaBlammer

Granted. She has rabies.

I wish for a chicken dinner.

Granted. It's tofu-chicken.

I wish for a dress that auto-adjusts to my size.

Granted. You can't take it off, and the auto-adjust feature gradually stops working, eventually forcing you to have it surgically removed.

I wish for a moirail that is neither murderous nor an asshole.

Granted, but he/she is braindead.

I wish I could write a beautiful and poignant tale that I could be justifiably proud of, even if I don't achieve much else in this life.

Granted. The Fan Dumb ruins it forever.

I wish for a moirail that is not murderous, not an asshole, and whose brain actually works.

Granted. But they die soon after you meet them.

I wish I was best friends with Dylan Moran.

Granted. He's as unpleasant as his character from Black Books.

I wish for a floating eyeball.

Granted. It fires a death laser at you.

I wish learning new things was like literally absorbing information.

Granted. Your brain is so overwhelmed with information that you suffer from constant migraines and can hardly keep information straight.

I wish for a moirail that isn't murderous, an asshole, and or braindead, and who actually stays alive.

Granted. He/she is a stoic person, which is very hard to tell emotions.

I wish for candy corn horns.

Granted. Someone eats them.

I wish Mary Sue went extinct.

granted, all people named mary sue die inexplicably, the na,e is then outlawed for fear of misfortune.

i wish for a green panda

edited 5th Sep '15 10:53:58 PM by Alucart23

Granted. It's always sick.

I wish I was a successful pirate.

Granted. But nobody likes you, because you're a historically accurate pirate, who rapes and murders and steals, and who'd condone that sort of thing?

I wish I could rap.

You can rap, but not very well.

I wish Phineas & Ferb came back.

Granted, it's done by Seth MacFarlane.

I wish for a million dollars.

edited 6th Sep '15 6:07:21 AM by TheFarmboy

Granted, they materialize in lava.

I wish that water poisoning didn't exist.

Granted. Water no longer exists.

I wish Krillin would get more respect.

Granted. He dies like a hero and can't be revived by the Dragon Balls.

I wish for a pet squirrel with all its shots up to date.

Granted, but those shots have mutated its teeth to become razor-sharp. Guess what happens next.

I wish taking up medicine didn't involve 10+ years of training.

Granted. Enjoy your twenty years of medical studying.

I wish that one day, eight gigantic snakes would branch out from my back; and I would be subject to whatever effects that would include.

granted, the effects are death. your death that is.

i wish for a chevorlet movie theater, or a lamborghini hottub

edited 7th Sep '15 8:34:43 AM by Alucart23