Granted. You can no longer wish for anything but more wishes, allowing you theoretically unlimited wishes but making all of them useless.
I wish for a pet fox.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted. Too bad it destroys the whole world before it can be sealed into a little boy.
edited 4th Sep '15 5:07:37 PM by TheKaBlammer
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted. She has rabies.
I wish for a chicken dinner.
It's been 3000 years…Granted. It's tofu-chicken.
I wish for a dress that auto-adjusts to my size.
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...Granted. You can't take it off, and the auto-adjust feature gradually stops working, eventually forcing you to have it surgically removed.
I wish for a moirail that is neither murderous nor an asshole.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted, but he/she is braindead.
I wish I could write a beautiful and poignant tale that I could be justifiably proud of, even if I don't achieve much else in this life.
Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.Granted. The Fan Dumb ruins it forever.
I wish for a moirail that is not murderous, not an asshole, and whose brain actually works.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted. But they die soon after you meet them.
I wish I was best friends with Dylan Moran.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted. He's as unpleasant as his character from Black Books.
I wish for a floating eyeball.
It's been 3000 years…Granted. It fires a death laser at you.
I wish learning new things was like literally absorbing information.
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...Granted. Your brain is so overwhelmed with information that you suffer from constant migraines and can hardly keep information straight.
I wish for a moirail that isn't murderous, an asshole, and or braindead, and who actually stays alive.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted. He/she is a stoic person, which is very hard to tell emotions.
I wish for candy corn horns.
It's been 3000 years…Granted. Someone eats them.
I wish Mary Sue went extinct.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrgranted, all people named mary sue die inexplicably, the na,e is then outlawed for fear of misfortune.
i wish for a green panda
edited 5th Sep '15 10:53:58 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. It's always sick.
I wish I was a successful pirate.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted. But nobody likes you, because you're a historically accurate pirate, who rapes and murders and steals, and who'd condone that sort of thing?
I wish I could rap.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaYou can rap, but not very well.
I wish Phineas & Ferb came back.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.Granted, it's done by Seth MacFarlane.
I wish for a million dollars.
edited 6th Sep '15 6:07:21 AM by TheFarmboy
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!Granted, they materialize in lava.
I wish that water poisoning didn't exist.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted. Water no longer exists.
I wish Krillin would get more respect.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. He dies like a hero and can't be revived by the Dragon Balls.
I wish for a pet squirrel with all its shots up to date.
It's been 3000 years…Granted, but those shots have mutated its teeth to become razor-sharp. Guess what happens next.
I wish taking up medicine didn't involve 10+ years of training.
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...Granted. Enjoy your twenty years of medical studying.
I wish that one day, eight gigantic snakes would branch out from my back; and I would be subject to whatever effects that would include.
granted, the effects are death. your death that is.
i wish for a chevorlet movie theater, or a lamborghini hottub
edited 7th Sep '15 8:34:43 AM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Granted, but the moon is destroyed along with him/her/it, which results in the entire population of humans dying in more ways than I can count. I would choose the events of Cowboy Bebop to happen, but I'm supposed to make the wish worse.
I wish I could wish more than one wish.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!