Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. The people who hate him never stop talking about him. Pages and pages of writing on the internet. On things that have nothing to do with him. You can't get away. You and anyone with half a brain are thoroughly sick of hearing about him, be it positive or negative, and you wish that if people didn't like something, they would just stop talking about it. So... pretty much like real life.

I wish David Attenborough narrated the things around me for a day.

Granted. The first thing he narrated for you was your death.

I wish for the world to be destroyed.

edited 28th Aug '14 8:18:51 AM by Surt

Granted, it is destroyed at the end of time. Which is a LONG time from now.

I wish for free Raising Cane's food for a day!

Granted; however you get so much of an inclination to eat the stuff you end up with a terrible case of indigestion.

I wish for every anime produced in the '80s to get an official UK DVD release before 2016.

But you become blind and deaf before you're able to enjoy them.

I wish to be very handsome.

Granted. You are the most handsome goldfish alive!

I wish my friend from summer session didn't have to work so much so I could see him more often.

Granted, he gets a terminal illness and you can see him all you want in the hospital.

I wish to be a Reploid.

Granted, you go maverick and kill everyone you know.

I wish for more wishes

Granted. You get more corruptions with them.

I wish for less wishes.

Granted: their corruptions will be much worse.

I wish for TNP to stop corrupting other wishes.

Gran-YECEHID 36$'"&(GSV PARADOX. The universe ceases to exist.

I wish to end world hunger.

Now everyone can be fat, happy, and stupid.

I wish to be very ugly.

Granted. You are, in fact, so ugly that you are hunted down and beaten to death by a mob.

I wish to be able to Sherlock Scan.

Granted, but you find out that everything around is really a conspiracy with it, and all of your loved ones are really criminals.

I wish to Reincarnate as a Disgaean Majin.

Granted; you become the Disgaea 4 version (i.e. you cease to exist).

I wish to be a convincing trap whenever I want.

Wasn't it at your avatar's expense because they didn't want to do it?

edited 30th Aug '14 3:40:55 PM by Bisected8

Granted: It's Played for Laughs at your expense as my avatar can attest to.

I wish to go insane and come back into sanity at will.

Granted, but can you really tell if you're sane or if you're insane?

I wish to be a demon hunter.

Granted, you are killed by my avatar.

I wish that my car would never get flats.

Granted: they'll never get flat because they are sewer manhole cover tires!

I wish to be an actual Ninja!

@Bisected8: Yes, exactly! You see, the resident Hard-Drinking Party Girl and the Bitch in Sheep's Clothing changed him when he was sleeping without waking him up. Don't Ask me how that works. That purple circle you see is actually a mirror's frame revealing the Tomato in the Mirror to him (which is step 2 in the gag).

Granted, but you're so bad at it that you give all ninjas, real and fictional, a bad name.

I wish I could see the near future with enough lead time to do something about it if I don't like what I see, while still being able to function normally in the present.

Granted. You never like what you see, and become a neurotic, cynical perfectionist as a response.

I wish that all roleplay-style FGs (in particular, Enter the Arena as Your Avatar) would become Anime adaptations as they unfold, so I could watch the spectacle visually.

edited 30th Aug '14 8:24:53 PM by MicoolTNT

Granted. The forum is shut down and bought by Toei, all members accounts are property of Toei, as is every post ever. The writer of the show is some Japanese guy who is just reusing the posts used in other threads. All articles are expunged.

You've just ruined TV Tropes.

I wish that TV Tropes could be saved from Toei.

Granted. School Days is compared positively to it.

I wish QI was imported to America.

Granted, but it inexplicably gets dubbed, and the dub actors make Garzey's Wing look competent.

I wish that I had 10 more wishes, and that none of them would be corrupted.

Ninja'd!

edited 30th Aug '14 8:35:11 PM by djkates

All of your other wishes after that all inadvertently result in the previous ten you made being taken away.

I wish there were replacement N64 thumbsticks that worked just as well as the originals and didn't wear down quickly.