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Oh...Oh my. (Video Games Edition):

In the vein of other threads, we shall discuss the WUT-worthiest things in the world of interactive electronic media.

Let's start with this delightful...Thing.

 
A-HYUK!
I've spawned a monster.
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 3 Cronosonic, Sun, 3rd Jan '10 9:32:51 PM from Sydney Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Face-Puncher
I have no words. Actually, read the comments. One of them describes what would suit this song perfectly.

 4 Desov 2, Sun, 3rd Jan '10 10:01:50 PM from Michigan/Chicago
Dice Roller
I just imagine a pig with a headband shredding for no particular reason.

Seriously, this song is weird and it shouldn't be at all.
My Dream Journal. Updated daily!
Clutch pedal = sidestep
Extreme Paintbrawl is a legend on par with Over the Rig Racing to PC Gaming Magazine. And that song is fucking awful. I can't even listen to the whole thing.

Why are there ''children laughing'' in the background?

EDIT: I did. And then went on to listen to the other tracks. Something's wrong with me...

edited 4th Jan '10 12:09:35 AM by Barcode711

Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster
A-HYUK!
It's like an audible seizure.
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gets mad about videogames

"Joe was anry at the accidental death of M. Rikishi. So, in desesperation, he attacked a ruffian".

Noticed the awful color-pallete and the sub-NES music? That's on the same system that gave us Metal Slug.

linking this seems embedding doesn't seem to work

"They seem to be too busy plodding and not have noticed my presense. *ship explode* WELL SORRY GUYS but I think I'll let you tire yourself with dancing out there!"

edited 4th Jan '10 4:15:27 AM by Glowsquid

 8 Shirow Shirow, Mon, 4th Jan '10 8:37:13 AM from Land of maple syrup Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Saintia SHOU!
Funny thing about legend of success Joe? Aside from the ridiculous name? Original retail price for it was 200$. Gotta love the Neo*Geo.

Then again, i'd be willing to shell out that much to play The Last Blade if that was the only way...
"Well, of course they'd be "colorful" - they're male battle-whores." - Nomuru2d
Responsible adult
I'm reminded of Amazing Island. After you beat the game, there was a secret option where you could add pigs to every single minigame for no discernable reason.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
gets mad about videogames
Everyone knows about Animation Magic's three CDI masterpieces, Hotel Mario and the Zeldas. But did you know MUTANT RAMPAGE BODY SLAM?

2nd part

FEATURES:

  • SHIT RUSSIAN ANIMATION (IN COLOR)
  • AMAZING RECYCLED ANIMATION
  • FURRIES
  • SUPERB VOICE ACTING AND SCRIPTING (THE HUMANS MUST BE USING SOME KIND OF GUN)
  • AMAZING GAMEPLAY NOT RIPPED OFF FROM DOUBLEDRAGON

Truly, the CDI owner has everything to be happy.

edited 11th Jan '10 2:53:42 PM by Glowsquid

A-HYUK!
[seizure]
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 12 Goggle Fox, Mon, 11th Jan '10 2:58:55 PM from Acadia, yo.
rrrrrrrrr
It... what the fuck... with the... and why would people make hybrids? What possible reason...

Especially when apparently they were already accidentally making "mutant" bird babies for some reason and Why do I care.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
A-HYUK!
And was that a cyborg with tits?

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRG!!!!!!!
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 14 Komodin, Mon, 11th Jan '10 3:04:04 PM from Somewhere in Windy Hill Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Responsible adult
That... sure is a thing.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
 16 Brickman, Mon, 11th Jan '10 7:33:19 PM from wherever adventure takes me Relationship Status: My own grandpa
Gentleman Adventurer!
Oh wow, that was awesome. Make sure to watch the second half too to stretch out the running gag that is his repetition even further. "What's your hit on those naturals?" "THEY'RE CHEATERS!" That armor guy was hilarious.
Your funny quote here! (Maybe)
gets mad about videogames
And was that a cyborg with tits?

Funny you say that, some of the enemies in that game are fat well-endowed women who attacks by slapping you with their tits.

i wish i was kidding.

edited 12th Jan '10 5:03:09 AM by Glowsquid

 18 Goggle Fox, Tue, 12th Jan '10 5:40:55 AM from Acadia, yo.
rrrrrrrrr
It... I.... What... With... What...

The Philips CDI! It exists solely for the purposes of Youtube Poop!

edited 12th Jan '10 5:41:50 AM by GoggleFox

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
 19 Cronosonic, Tue, 12th Jan '10 6:10:15 AM from Sydney Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Face-Puncher
Wow... Just, wow. The animation and art is an improvement over Animation Magic's other games, but then they recycle it constantly, which is even worse. Thank God Warcraft Adventures: Lord of the Clans was canceled, it had AM's taint on it.

 20 Egregious Eric, Tue, 12th Jan '10 7:28:30 AM from space (I am from space)
Goggle Fox: This furthers my theory that some people predicted Youtube Poop years before it would exist. wild mass guess

edited 12th Jan '10 7:28:49 AM by EgregiousEric

Clutch pedal = sidestep
Summary of 10 minutes of time wasted:

HOO-WEE! the nachrulz left the ________s _____ing ___ (___) ______! wuts ur hit on these natchruls?

HUMANS ARE OUTDATED ERWOLF! WAIT UNTIL THEY FACE A RRREEAL CHALLENGE!11

edited 16th Jan '10 9:50:22 AM by Barcode711

Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster
 22 Goggle Fox, Sat, 16th Jan '10 9:58:50 AM from Acadia, yo.
rrrrrrrrr
Having actually managed to sit through the first part without a stabbing pain coming from somewhere deep in my brain, I find it hard to believe anyone could be so lazy as to use the same exact animations of these two guys over and over again. Is it really that hard to come up with something new?

Not that the concept of this game isn't shit to begin with.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
 23 Tzetze, Sat, 16th Jan '10 10:08:05 AM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
It seems like the CD-i could have been interesting with its FMVs, but... buh. And isn't "Primagen" the name of something in Turok? Yes it is.

...

What's your hit, on these "naturals"?

THE KOMODOS WEAR SILLY PANTS, ELWOLF!

Oh gods the ethnic stereotypes.

How did I know it would end in New York? Wait, nevermind.

edited 16th Jan '10 10:12:52 AM by Tzetze

And that song is fucking awful. I can't even listen to the whole thing.
I can't not listen to the whole thing,

Heeeeeeeeelp mmeeeeeeeeee....
gets mad about videogames
NINJA COMMANDO is actually a pretty good game but holy shit, the translation might be worseBETTER than Zero Wing.

Sample dialogue:

"Oh no! Something is wrong with the machine! The time circuit is broken!"

"Somebody is disturbing out [sic] communication system!]

"You guys, don't ruin my scheme! Get lost!"

"Let's get out of here and take our place!"

And for some reason, the bad guy is a John Voight-look alike called "Spider".

edited 16th Jan '10 11:22:14 AM by Glowsquid

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