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FATAL:

Has Clearly Gone Bahmi
[up][up]That's the "Chastity Belt of Cursed Impregnation." And worse yet, the character will have girl babies!

Fuck FATAL raw with a drill. Seriously.

edited 3rd Nov '10 9:36:03 PM by FarseerLolotea

Why Does Tyn Not Approve?
The first thing we do, let's ban all the Fanwork Bans.
 1377 Mark Von Lewis, Thu, 4th Nov '10 6:50:24 PM from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
KCCO
(screams in horror)

I'm having a flashback to having read the rulebook!

(rocks back and forth in corner, in fetal position)
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
 1378 Psyga 315, Thu, 4th Nov '10 6:52:52 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
ヌイ
I remember reading this like it was yesterday. Sigh...
"My god... I'm gone for 12 hours and a half and this place turns into Jerry Springer 4 kidz! What's with the drama all of a sudden?"
 1379 Angry Scientist, Sun, 7th Nov '10 1:33:49 AM from Russia with Love
HATTERS GONNA HAT
Dear God. I just read the entire thread. You all deserve Purple Hearts. *bows in reverence*
still pretty damned festive
"Congratulations! You have acquired a random mental illness"

A lovely line from the FATAL character generator.

So, hi. I've been reading this thread and returned to it today. And I acquired the character generator...

I decided to roll a human male character, otherwise really random. Then, I decided to roll the lowest "sub-ability", namely Language, it went 59->137.

  • You have acquired egomania
  • Your character is a young adult
  • most attractive feature: Chest
  • most repulsive feature: Hair (which is brunette and medium thickness, wavy)
  • random facial Feature: Protruding upper lip -Perceived as egocentric, showing greater concern for self
  • sexual features: manhood length, 8.10", circumference 6.41", tongue 2.00", areola diameter 1.50", heterosexual
  • debauchery score 84
  • But I'm ethical (99) and moral (96)
  • I'm also sanguine melancholic
  • My name is Baldric Sankey
  • Age 27
The whole log is here if someone wants to pore over the whole thing.

So... Egomaniac

Over a period of (5 + 1d100) months, the character experiences an inflated opinion concerning their abilities, as well as exhibiting extreme self-interest. This causes significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

Whenever a character is afflicted with egomania, they must behave as though they believe that each of their sub-ability scores is 2d20 points higher than what it is. An egomaniac is disinterested in others.

I'm also confused by that bodily attractiveness; it's at -10 but the most attractive feature is still my chest.

I noticed (on PDF page 198) you can roll d1000 for peasant occupations, I got 863 => messenger. Oh no! I can't be a messenger because my physical fitness is only 109 (required 110). New try: 392 => bah, boring farmer.

But! I have no money to start with and can't read, but my vocabulary is on the "Contumacious" level due to high language score.

I admit this selection doesn't sound really bad but I've browsed through the whole of the PDF...

...AND I rolled another character right after the first and got an infant (2 years old) who has two silver pieces, is unhappily married and whose dirty blond hair is thin, balding & frizzy. At least he's a legitimate child and can do addition in his head.

edited 14th Nov '10 11:09:09 AM by sidereal

SIDEREVS NVNCIVS / MAGNA, LONGEQVE ADMIRABILIA / Spectacula pandens, ſuſpiciendaque proponens vnicuique
 1381 Count Dorku, Sun, 14th Nov '10 2:54:33 PM from Land of Heat and Spiders Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The void never bothered me anyway
FATAL: TV Tropes's 'Nam.
Chuubsessive
Responsible adult
Ecept, for some reason, we stay here. Willingly.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
 1383 Psyga 315, Sun, 14th Nov '10 3:14:08 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
ヌイ
And instead of arms and legs we lose pieces of our mind.
"My god... I'm gone for 12 hours and a half and this place turns into Jerry Springer 4 kidz! What's with the drama all of a sudden?"
 1384 Haven, Sun, 14th Nov '10 4:14:41 PM from Radiance
Planescape Hijack
More like TV Tropes' Narm.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Has Clearly Gone Bahmi
[up]Take this. You've earned it.

edited 15th Nov '10 2:33:29 AM by FarseerLolotea

Why Does Tyn Not Approve?
The first thing we do, let's ban all the Fanwork Bans.
The Lunatic in Your Hall
I think we're all still just trying to make sense of what the hell we were doing here.
I haven't known true fear in a very, very long time.
 1387 balrog 1911, Mon, 15th Nov '10 5:50:07 AM from Far beneath the mountain
Valarauka
So...hypothetically speaking, if one were to be insane enough to want to make a character for the game, where would one find this character generator?

 1388 Psyga 315, Mon, 15th Nov '10 11:43:57 AM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
ヌイ
Here you go.
"My god... I'm gone for 12 hours and a half and this place turns into Jerry Springer 4 kidz! What's with the drama all of a sudden?"
 1389 Psyga 315, Sun, 5th Dec '10 5:01:32 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
ヌイ
I'd hate to double post... but have to preserve this. This Thread will show it's mortality soon...
"My god... I'm gone for 12 hours and a half and this place turns into Jerry Springer 4 kidz! What's with the drama all of a sudden?"
The system doesn't know you right now, so no post button for you.
You need to Get Known to get one of those.
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