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FATAL:

Has Clearly Gone Bahmi
[up][up]That's the "Chastity Belt of Cursed Impregnation." And worse yet, the character will have girl babies!

Fuck FATAL raw with a drill. Seriously.

edited 3rd Nov '10 9:36:03 PM by FarseerLolotea

Why Does Tyn Not Approve?
The first thing we do, let's ban all the Fanwork Bans.
 1377 Mark Von Lewis, Thu, 4th Nov '10 6:50:24 PM from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
KCCO
(screams in horror)

I'm having a flashback to having read the rulebook!

(rocks back and forth in corner, in fetal position)
Run the red, won't stop at night, I don't care for traffic lights.
 1378 Psyga 315, Thu, 4th Nov '10 6:52:52 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nanako The Narcface
I remember reading this like it was yesterday. Sigh...
"An MMORPG without a logout button? That's a bold decision, man!"
 1379 Angry Scientist, Sun, 7th Nov '10 1:33:49 AM from Russia with Love
Nostalgia
Dear God. I just read the entire thread. You all deserve Purple Hearts. *bows in reverence*

"Congratulations! You have acquired a random mental illness"

A lovely line from the FATAL character generator.

So, hi. I've been reading this thread and returned to it today. And I acquired the character generator...

I decided to roll a human male character, otherwise really random. Then, I decided to roll the lowest "sub-ability", namely Language, it went 59->137.

  • You have acquired egomania
  • Your character is a young adult
  • most attractive feature: Chest
  • most repulsive feature: Hair (which is brunette and medium thickness, wavy)
  • random facial Feature: Protruding upper lip -Perceived as egocentric, showing greater concern for self
  • sexual features: manhood length, 8.10", circumference 6.41", tongue 2.00", areola diameter 1.50", heterosexual
  • debauchery score 84
  • But I'm ethical (99) and moral (96)
  • I'm also sanguine melancholic
  • My name is Baldric Sankey
  • Age 27
The whole log is here if someone wants to pore over the whole thing.

So... Egomaniac

Over a period of (5 + 1d100) months, the character experiences an inflated opinion concerning their abilities, as well as exhibiting extreme self-interest. This causes significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

Whenever a character is afflicted with egomania, they must behave as though they believe that each of their sub-ability scores is 2d20 points higher than what it is. An egomaniac is disinterested in others.

I'm also confused by that bodily attractiveness; it's at -10 but the most attractive feature is still my chest.

I noticed (on PDF page 198) you can roll d1000 for peasant occupations, I got 863 => messenger. Oh no! I can't be a messenger because my physical fitness is only 109 (required 110). New try: 392 => bah, boring farmer.

But! I have no money to start with and can't read, but my vocabulary is on the "Contumacious" level due to high language score.

I admit this selection doesn't sound really bad but I've browsed through the whole of the PDF...

...AND I rolled another character right after the first and got an infant (2 years old) who has two silver pieces, is unhappily married and whose dirty blond hair is thin, balding & frizzy. At least he's a legitimate child and can do addition in his head.

edited 14th Nov '10 11:09:09 AM by sidereal

SIDEREVS NVNCIVS / MAGNA, LONGEQVE ADMIRABILIA / Spectacula pandens, ſuſpiciendaque proponens vnicuique
 1381 Count Dorku, Sun, 14th Nov '10 2:54:33 PM from Sharn, the City of Towers Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Under the light of the sun I shall slay giants
FATAL: TV Tropes's 'Nam.
Responsible adult
Ecept, for some reason, we stay here. Willingly.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
 1383 Psyga 315, Sun, 14th Nov '10 3:14:08 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nanako The Narcface
And instead of arms and legs we lose pieces of our mind.
"An MMORPG without a logout button? That's a bold decision, man!"
 1384 Haven, Sun, 14th Nov '10 4:14:41 PM from Radiance
Planescape Hijack
More like TV Tropes' Narm.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Has Clearly Gone Bahmi
[up]Take this. You've earned it.

edited 15th Nov '10 2:33:29 AM by FarseerLolotea

Why Does Tyn Not Approve?
The first thing we do, let's ban all the Fanwork Bans.
The Lunatic in Your Hall
I think we're all still just trying to make sense of what the hell we were doing here.
I haven't known true fear in a very, very long time.
 1387 balrog 1911, Mon, 15th Nov '10 5:50:07 AM from Far beneath the mountain
Valarauka
So...hypothetically speaking, if one were to be insane enough to want to make a character for the game, where would one find this character generator?

 1388 Psyga 315, Mon, 15th Nov '10 11:43:57 AM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nanako The Narcface
Here you go.
"An MMORPG without a logout button? That's a bold decision, man!"
 1389 Psyga 315, Sun, 5th Dec '10 5:01:32 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nanako The Narcface
I'd hate to double post... but have to preserve this. This Thread will show it's mortality soon...
"An MMORPG without a logout button? That's a bold decision, man!"
The system doesn't know you right now, so no post button for you.
You need to Get Known to get one of those.
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