Endless Tower of Boss Battles:

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126 DaveIX6th Jan 2010 02:28:04 AM from The Balcony
127 Kinkajou6th Jan 2010 02:43:58 AM from you're not your
One Man Army
Get Sportacus to help you. Or get him addicted to TV Tropes. Your call.

Floor 124: Led Zeppelin
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Lurker
Transform them into an actual lead zeppelin.

Floor 125: Fast Eddie
129 zeroplusalpha6th Jan 2010 03:20:37 AM from behind the 7th Door
The World Is Mine
Cast Slow on him.

Floor 126: China.
Play Again? Y/N
130 Kinkajou6th Jan 2010 03:25:04 AM from you're not your
One Man Army
Make them fight with India.

Floor 127: 1111111
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
131 PadurKaril6th Jan 2010 05:53:57 AM from City with the pop. of MT and skyline of Fresno , Relationship Status: Halfway to Pon Farr
Add one. 10000000. Then get rid of the las one completely

Straight Queer
My eyes see through beyond the west, the north, the rivers, and the mountains
My voice shakes the east, the south, the Sun and the Moon
132 Kinkajou6th Jan 2010 05:55:29 AM from you're not your
One Man Army
Send in Fast Eddie.

Floor 129: Tommy the Green Ranger
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
133 PadurKaril6th Jan 2010 05:58:41 AM from City with the pop. of MT and skyline of Fresno , Relationship Status: Halfway to Pon Farr
Age the actor.

Floor 130: Broken CYDE

edited 6th Jan '10 5:59:02 AM by PadurKaril

My eyes see through beyond the west, the north, the rivers, and the mountains
My voice shakes the east, the south, the Sun and the Moon
134 Kinkajou6th Jan 2010 06:01:25 AM from you're not your
One Man Army
Beat them up while listening to Deep Purple in noise-canceling headphones.

Floor 131: Meta Knight.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
135 PadurKaril6th Jan 2010 06:08:14 AM from City with the pop. of MT and skyline of Fresno , Relationship Status: Halfway to Pon Farr
Unleash Kirby. The There Will Be Brawl version

Floor 132: Kirby
My eyes see through beyond the west, the north, the rivers, and the mountains
My voice shakes the east, the south, the Sun and the Moon
136 Kinkajou6th Jan 2010 06:10:28 AM from you're not your
One Man Army
Summon Captain Falcon.

Floor 133: Ruby WEAPON
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
(weaving)
Summon Final Fantasy VI Fan Dumb.

Floor 134: The decreasing structural integrity of the tower
SHIKI is dead.
legacy interface
Apply large amounts of apathy.

Floor 134⅓: The incomprehensible layout of the tower stairwells and elevators.
139 MajorTom6th Jan 2010 08:13:15 AM , Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Fire M. C. Escher and and blow up the floor with explosives. Then use a ladder to get to the next floor.

Floor 135: A disgruntled M. C. Escher.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
legacy interface
The orderly layout of the ceiling tiles on floor 135.

Floor 140: An inability to count.
94. Grandmaster of Shark
Your third grade math teacher.

137th floor: A horse with no name.
142 MajorTom6th Jan 2010 08:19:32 AM , Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
The Man with No Name.

Floor 138: A T-34 Medium Tank.

edited 6th Jan '10 8:19:49 AM by MajorTom

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
143 DaveIX6th Jan 2010 08:20:09 AM from The Balcony
Send in some Tankbusters.

Floor 139: The Kool-Aid guy.

edited 6th Jan '10 8:24:42 AM by DaveIX

94. Grandmaster of Shark
Shove him back through the hole he just made in the wall. He will fall down 139 floors and he is made out of glass. That should finish him.

The real 140th floor: a malfunctioning calculator.
I'll banish it back to the nonexistent 136th floor.

Floor 141: Louis Sachar from Wayside School
146 DaveIX6th Jan 2010 08:26:25 AM from The Balcony
legacy interface
Cliché: A 90-degree perspective rotation.

Dave IX: Distraction with a Queen Mook.

Horizontal room 142 143: A room filled with a dot-matrix printer's attempts to print the entirety of Wikipedia's database dumps.

edited 6th Jan '10 8:28:04 AM by Anemotaxis

148 MajorTom6th Jan 2010 08:33:31 AM , Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
I call upon legions of Trolls to spam the dungeon and get Darth Wiki cutlisted.

Floor 144 stairs: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! Thought you ought to know.

edited 6th Jan '10 8:36:53 AM by Cliche

legacy interface
Failure to feed.

Floor 145: An inability to tell up from down.

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