Endless Tower of Boss Battles

...That's only an inch in diameter. Jump over it.

Floor 5001: Nothing. Not that there's monsters or anything, there's just... nothing.

Just go to the next floor.

Floor 5002: Agent Carolina.

Give her an aneurysm from rage by reminding her of all the times Tex has beaten her at stuff.

Floor 5003: A room of non-Euclidean geometries.

Just walk forwards until you get to the next floor.

Floor 5004: You are suddenly facing an enemy with this power.

Feed him a glass of milk with a Chestburster egg in it, a la Conker's Bad Fur Day. A couple of hours later, he dies from the chestburster, and I will run away from this monster.

Next floor: A couple of hours later, the said chestburster turns into an Ailen. Go kill it.

Use my cybrid arts on it because it worked so well for Linn Kurosawa.

Floor 5006: A Skeleton Warrior and a healsime.

edited 4th Apr '13 2:37:50 PM by ShirowShirow

Shoot the Medic First

Floor 5007: A robotic doppelganger of you.

edited 4th Apr '13 2:38:13 PM by VampiricOne

A robotic version of me would be much heavier and require significantly more energy to move, so I'll fight carefully out of reach until he tires out and collapses.

Floor 5008: Convert the first three letters of your name to numbers 1-26, add them together, and fight the boss corresponding to that sum plus 2000.

edited 4th Apr '13 2:40:58 PM by EgregiousOne

Hop on one foot. While it's trying to assimilate that move, slice its' head off.

Floor 5009: An M1 Abrams tank.

edited 4th Apr '13 2:43:07 PM by ShirowShirow

No sweat; blow out the floor and watch the carnage.

Floor 5010: Back to the classics: a 10-ft (3m) minotaur.

Dodge its' attack, Blade Run across its' weapon, then tap-dance on its's head with my Armed Legs.

Floor 5011: A Tonberry that does more damage the more bosses you've helped kill in the tower.

edited 4th Apr '13 2:47:16 PM by ShirowShirow

-uses the sword the old man from the Legend of Zelda game me-

Floor 5012: Squidward playing the clarinet, waving a flashlight back and forth really fast, eating sliced cheese, wearing a hoop skirt, clown shoes and a sombrero in a goofy fashion, screeching like a chimpanzee, running, limping, and crawling at the same time. The floor is also made of dirt.

edited 4th Apr '13 8:47:33 PM by lolwutburger

Let the seabear finish him off, whilst under the protection of a dirt circle. And if that doesn't work, the sea rhino will finish him off.

Next Floor: Josuke Higashikata

Colony Drop. 'Nuff said.

Next floor: A Big Daddy Rumbler army. And they think you killed their Little Sisters. There are no revival stations to be found.

Same thing I did in the games. Hack their turrets, knock their explosives back at them, spray them with electricity, lure them into traps, and go to town with a very large gun.

And if they get close, use a magical greataxe or something.

Floor 5015: An evil demon that instakills anyone that just types in "Next floor".

edited 15th Apr '13 7:20:43 PM by ShirowShirow

Type in the actual floor.

Floor 5016: "I am PAINIS CUPCAKE! I will eat you!"

Ruckus him. With SCP-682-P.

FLOOR 5017: F***ING Megatron riding a F***ING ROBOT-NINJA-DRAGON FROM SPACE, MUTHAF***ER!

Ride a Ghost-Pirate-Hydra from hell into battle against him.

Floor 5018: A chocolate vorpal bunny. It killed everyone during its' easter celebration.

edited 15th Apr '13 7:36:31 PM by ShirowShirow

I'll cast low-level fire spells to make him melt and stick to the floor, and then let fly with a rather larger fire spell when I'm sure he can't just hop lightly out of the way. And then stop and reconsider the life choices that led me to murder a harmless chocolate bunny.

Floor 5019: A poster of the variety that can't be bothered to put actual thought into a reply and instead indiscriminately picks an "awesome" attack to use, following up with a boss taken almost directly from Cartoon Network's cutting room floor.

Use creativity.

Floor 5020: Scarlet teamed up with The Mysterious Figure.

Use a genericly awesome attack, like Sephiroth's supernova or something. Twice.

Hit them both with sunlight. One's a vampire and the other's only mysterious until I know their identity, at which point they're instantly helpless.

Floor 5021: A woman wearing a Chainmail Bikini that seems to protect her better than full plate for some reason.

edited 15th Apr '13 7:43:28 PM by ShirowShirow

Every armor has a weakness. Find it. Stab it.

Floor 5022: The Paragon of Badassosity.

Play Through Fire and Flames on a demonic guitar possessed by Abraham Lincoln's ghost while snowboarding down mount Everest on Link's shield souped up on that stuff for Christmas Vacation so I can karate-kick him in the face, thus out-badassing him/her.

Floor 5023: James Bond with a lightsaber.

Stab with energy sword of power siphoning until useless. Proceed to ruckus the wimp left behind.

Floor 5024: A room filled with Primordial Nothingness that absorbs everything except the walls, floor, ceiling and doors.

Embrace it... for Nothingness is eternal!

floor 5025: Oh crap, Xemnas is pissed at you for ripping him off!