Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Asura beats him up while I dash to the stairs.

4901F - A giant slot machine. You have a 1/4,294,967,296 chance of getting a 777 - and you have to get a 777 500 times in a row in order to advance. Otherwise, you turn to Ludicrous Gibs.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!

Instantaniously become stupid lucky, and pull it off without a problem.

Floor 4902: A bunch of giant, sentient, heavily armed dice, who are furious at your outrageous streak of luck.

edited 3rd Jan '13 8:15:16 PM by Everzwijn

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

As it's highly unlikely that they're armed and still evenly weighted, complain to the manager and demand new dice.

Floor 4903: A team of Hungarian fencers. The floor consists entirely of narrow catwalks.

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara

I bring a gun and shoot them.

Floor 4904: A wall of pure, sentient fire moving towards you.

WELCOME TO MEME HELL!!!

Morph into my half-squirrel form, which is fireproof.

Floor 4905: An underwater maze, with no air pockets between the start and the finish.

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

I max out my swimming skill, and use the right augmentations to go through the maze, no sweat.

Floor: 4906: The sign from the very first floor, now equipped with power armor, and a chainsaw.

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.

Wear a helmet, then break it in two with a headbutt.

Floor 4907: A monkey throwing feces at you.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

I dodge the projectiles and kick the monkey's face in.

Floor 4908: The entire Reaper army from Mass Effect 3. Good luck.

edited 8th Jan '13 5:13:37 PM by UltimateBrawl

No sweat; there's no conceivable way for even one Reaper to fit in a conventional tower, so I get by on a technicality. Alternatively, there's plenty of belligerent life in this tower that would certainly object to systematic extermination; Enemy Mine.

Floor 4909: A Bullet Hell boss, without Hitbox Dissonance; if one bullet so much as grazes the tip of your finger, you're history.

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara

Shrink to the size of a mouse, and fire away.

Floor 4910: The room itself comes to life and attacks you.

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

Throw down a rug and run for your life.

Floor 4911: A room made of thin paper. Everything gives you papercuts, and the floor gives way if you try to step on it.

Harden it with layers of craft glue to turn the paper room into a paper-mâché room

Floor 4912: Your Opposite-Sex Clone, who believes themself to be the original and attacks you with a katana.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

My clone manages to fatally injure herself with the katana since I'm pretty bad at that sort of thing.

Floor 4913: Evangeline Mcdowell recently released from Infernus Scholasticus and eager to test her power.

...well, curses; my cursory skimming indicates that she's not subject to the usual vampiric weaknesses (dirty cheater), so that strategy won't suffice. Since she's a tremendously powerful magic user and therefore likely to be a Squishy Wizard, I attack relentlessly with my umbrella until she's Impaled with Extreme Prejudice.

Floor 4914: You, only one year older than you are now. (Naturally, you may not kill him/her)

...Touché.

edited 10th Jan '13 7:05:56 AM by EgregiousOne

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara

Wave. Why would I fight myself?

Floor 4915: Riddick

edited 10th Jan '13 7:03:31 AM by VampiricOne

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

It's very unwise for him to bring a knife to a gunfight.


Next boss: Jack Noir. All of them (Slick, Beta, Alpha, and Uracil, and then some).

edited 11th Jan '13 11:54:54 AM by StongRadd

She is considerably tougher than your average Magic Knight thanks both to vampiric power and self-enhancement from magic. Magia Erebea infuses magic into one's body to enhance it. As far as I've seen she's never had the need to use that power either, but the main character of the series uses it constantly so we know its strength. Also she one-shots demon gods with a single spell. :P

I use a temporal erasure cannon to destroy him and every instance of him in time.

Floor 4917: You must fight the contents of all the prime numbered floors so far.

edited 19th Jan '13 10:29:17 PM by StephanReiken

I call upon an Eldritch Abomination to pervert the number system such that all numbers are evenly divisible by two.

Floor 4918: Three poisonous snakes, each long enough to circle the outside of the tower, each already positioned around the edge of the room such that you must step over them to enter the room.

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara

Just because They're posionious doesn't mean they're malicious. I just go on my merry way.

Floor 4919: One on One Combat with Solid Snake, killing him is the only way to proceed.

I send an android droid armed with a lightsaber at him and make a run for the exit.

Floor 4920: The conflicting laws of physics between our world and the super hero world and the Eldritch Abominations formed from this cataclysm.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

The second "and" makes it a bit ambiguous as to whether I'm fighting the laws of physics alone, or whether its the laws of physics and these Eldritch Abominations; I'll assume the latter, since it's more challenging. I can't really kill the laws of physics, per se, but an Eldritch Abomination operating on a different level of existence might have that capability. I take advantage of the newly warped nature of reality to disguise myself in a shape that could not possibly have existed under normal conditions, thus convincing my enemies that I am also an Eldritch Abomination; I invite them to kill the laws of physics and then backstab*

them when they least expect it.

Floor 4921: A trio of armored dragons, each of whom has swallowed one of three keys needed to unlock the door to the exit. And yes, they're malicious this time and they won't just cough up the keys if you ask nicely.

"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara

They may not cough up the keys just by asking, but I have my trusty magical fire-proof feather duster to help with that. With it, I tickle them so that they sneeze, coughing the keys up in the process.

Floor 4922:

You have to face nothing. Obviously, this means that there's no gravity, no door, and no way to get back to the previous floor.

My standard Anime Theme song game variant rules: [Censored by ACTA]

Nothing is something. The door to the next floor is something. Therefore, nothing is a door to the next floor.

Floor 4923: A tiger that hasn't eaten in a year.

🏳️‍⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse Alberia

Wow look at that died tiger. It must have not eaten in months. It would make a nice rug in the living room.

-Makes carpet and goes on to next floor-

Floor 4924: The Lich lord wants your soul and has the Lich King and other liches to help him claim your soul.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

I throw out the Villain Ball and sneak past them as they fight over who gets my soul.

4925: Time to hunt squirbos with Crazy Dave, but you've got nothing to dig with. You can't use your hands, cause those things bite.

Homes verses Moriarty, Aristotle versus MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!