Our lives are movies:

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1 MrMallard13th Oct 2010 09:11:37 PM from Australia, mate
As rare as dolphin's teeth
Your best friends? Paid pros. Your parents? DAMN good actors. Your 1st crush who presumably moved away? Written out. Your life is a movie and the director is one evil bastard.
And I can't think of one thing in this whole wide blessed world
That's more dangerous and frightening than you when you get bored
I'm pretty sure it's actually a television series, and I'm only an extra.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
It's obviously a comic book. I'm just a cleverly placed cameo.
Mine's a cult classic, about someone who had no life whatsoever!
That would explain those cameras I keep finding...
Das kann doch nicht sein!
So it's like the Truman Show?
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
No, we're fictional. Our bodies are actually our actors'.
Gerald Zosewater
^Oh god mindfuck.
Ruining everything forever.
Just a teapot
^^And when the show is cancled the actors leave and we die.

edited 18th Oct '10 1:47:00 PM by Liisiko

Insert witty one-liner here.
Head of Security
Don't lose track of what level you're on.
Do you remember how you got here?
11 TheFreeWind20th Oct 2010 04:44:15 PM from U-to the-S-to the-Here
The Charismatic Stallion
It's the #1 movie in America!... Just like everything else...
Never Seen, only Heard.
Never There, only Here.
Never Restricted, only Free!
My life is definitely a sitcom, and I am a Drop-In Character. Think Kimmy Gibbler, Jazz, Steve Urkel... -sigh- I can't decide whether this is a good thing or not.
13 ProfessorMetallica10th Jan 2011 09:42:23 AM from Texas , Relationship Status: Robosexual
If we happen to find the script... will things work like The Matrix, only Scribble Nauts style?
Above all, always remember to stay positive.
Blackhole for a heart
I am obviously the sarcastic friend to the main character in whatever book I am in. A 2 hour movie would not do justice.

edited 12th Jan '11 1:49:58 PM by Sevroy

According to the Tearjerker page and several of its editors, I am a Complete Monster with no soul.
15 Scholastica12th Jan 2011 03:38:23 PM from The Golden State
Many Faces
A couple of these episodes were badly hashed out. I want to fire my writer.

edited 12th Jan '11 3:38:30 PM by Scholastica

The flowershop gig wasn't enough to pay for my videogames.
Pebbly cone
Well.... my movie sucked.
17 whataboutme23rd Jan 2011 03:31:19 AM from strange land, far away.
...and our movies are lives.
Please don't feed the trolls!
I've known this for a long time. Reality has the song Sweet Home Alabama, which is in every movie ever, so logically reality is a movie.

Actually, thinking about my life as a TV show makes way more sense. It'd be a comedy that collapsed into drama, and is now clawing its way back up to comedy again.
19 YouMustDie27th Jan 2011 03:27:04 PM from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Then I'm in a disturbingly sad Slice of Life show, having Break The Patriot applied to me in spades.
Ironic, huh?
Das kann doch nicht sein!
If that's true, then I can only hope that the people, who watch my movie, get their money back. After they wake up. Yes, my life is pretty boring (at least to look at).

But if my movie has an Ensemble Darkhorse, I'm pretty sure I know who that would be...
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
In Riastrad
WRONG! Real Life is obviously a video game. Derp.
My name is Cu Chulainn.
Beside the raging sea I am left to moan.
Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.

Probably the worst, yet most interesting, movie ever.
Mystical Monkey Master
[puffs joint] sounds good to me.
I think mine is some kind of cartoon.
25 Qmark27th Mar 2011 05:36:12 PM from Canada, eh?
Ted Baxter extraordinaire
...So now that we've found this out, does that mean there's no longer a Fourth Wall?
My in-progress MST series can be found here. Yay shameless self-promotion!

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