Electric Heart
Ranged: Nuclear missile
Melee: Ugly Stick
Improvised: Paperclip whip
edited 12th Aug '13 9:15:34 PM by ramuf
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Ranged: Cryo-Enhanced Revolver
Melee: A Bust of Saxton Hale
Improvised: A Porsche
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MAYONNAISE
Ranged: Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher.
Melee: Machete
Improvised: Beer bottle.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Ranged: Recoilless smoothbore with phosphorised canister shot ammunition.
Melee: Bare-handed CQC.
Improvised: Spitting tobacco juice.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Ranged: An H&K G36A2 assault rifle equipped with a detachable RSA reflex red dot sight, underbarrel AG 36 40 mm grenade launcher chambered in 5.56x45 mm NATO rounds built around tungsten carbide cores with high explosive tips.
Melee: A big stick.
Improvised: Blaring Rammstein to beat the oppressor's eardrums into submission.
edited 14th Aug '13 12:50:28 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.
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It's all yours, buddy.
Ranged: Ice cube gun
Melee: Head on a stick
Improvised: Semi
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous