I have a B, your A is invalid. I have a C, your B is invalid. etcetc

Basicly following the meme, most famously "I have a rocket launcher, your arguement is invalid" we try to trump the previous item. Or then fail hilariously  ^*

Begin.

I have a bukkit, your empty space is invalid.

edited 28th Sep '10 8:48:22 AM by KuroFox

I have a spellchecker, your "bukkit" is invalid.

I have my grammar, your spell-checker is invalid.

edited 28th Sep '10 11:43:28 AM by SpookyMask

I HAVE CAPS LOCK, YOUR GRAMMAR IS INVALID.

I have CamelCase, your CAPS LOCK is invalid.

I have iSpelling, your CamelCase is invalid.

I have    Eviltext   , your iSpelling is invalid.

I have REALLY LARGE TEXT, your eviltext is invalid!

edited 28th Sep '10 1:05:17 PM by MadeOfAxes

I HAVE STRANGE MINDS THINK ALIKE AND LARGE HAM, YOUR LARGE TEXT IS INVALID!!!

edited 28th Sep '10 1:08:22 PM by SantosL.Halper

^ninja'd!

I have the spoken word, your HAM IS ALSO INVALID.

edited 28th Sep '10 1:08:42 PM by piccorotto

I have broken speakers, your spoken word is invalid.

I have normal text, your spoken words are invalid!

^...Okay, since you ninja'd me, I can't figure anything to comment on that one x-x;

edited 28th Sep '10 1:11:41 PM by SpookyMask

Screw the rules! I have green hair text, your normal text is invalid!

edited 28th Sep '10 1:45:24 PM by KuroFox

I have color blindness, your green text is invalid!

I have full color visibility, your colorblindness is invalid.

I have Night Vision, your full color visibility is invalid!

I have grayscale textures, your color blindness is invalid!

I have computones, your grayscale textures are invalid.

I have radar, your night vision/grayscale textures are invalid!

I still have radar, your computones are invalid!

Nothing to see here, folks.

edited 28th Sep '10 1:53:22 PM by piccorotto

I have The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones, your computones are invalid.

edited 28th Sep '10 1:53:33 PM by Tre

I have Iron Maiden, you Mighty Mighty Boss Tones are invalid.

I have Foo Fighters, your Iron Maiden is invalid.

I have The Flaming Lips, your Foo Fighters is invalid.

edited 28th Sep '10 2:33:36 PM by Tre

I have ear plugs, The Flaming Lips are invaild.

I have a megaphone, your ear plugs are invalid.