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CrimsonZephyr Would that it were so simple. from Massachusetts Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Would that it were so simple.
#37076: Jul 31st 2014 at 8:40:57 PM

[up][up]Their fashion must burn.

I think the appropriate torture for an Orlesian would be forcing them to wear a hair shirt and rags while being smeared with their own shit.

Not so fancy now.

What if it's a minstrel singing about how awesome mud and mabari are and how much Orlais sucks?

A ruse, kill them immediately.

Don't just kill them. Have them flayed and crucified, and mounted along every road in Ferelden, so that the citizenry understand the price of being a bard.

edited 31st Jul '14 8:45:07 PM by CrimsonZephyr

"For all those whose cares have been our concern, the work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die."
lancesolous13 from California Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#37077: Jul 31st 2014 at 8:53:47 PM

Something tells me you and [[Assassin'sCreedII Ezio Auditore]] would get along famously.

I'm a critical person but I'm a nice guy when you get to know me. Now, I should be writing.
Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#37078: Jul 31st 2014 at 8:54:58 PM

What if they're flopping around in the mud when they say it? A true Orlesian would never dirty themselves by choice.

CrimsonZephyr Would that it were so simple. from Massachusetts Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Would that it were so simple.
#37079: Jul 31st 2014 at 9:51:44 PM

Can't be too careful. Just kill every singer, poet, or musician in the country. They're spies, all of them.

"For all those whose cares have been our concern, the work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die."
lancesolous13 from California Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#37080: Jul 31st 2014 at 9:56:58 PM

[up]How dare you accuse all the bards of being spies! They're so kind! They even pour me my drinks!

I'm a critical person but I'm a nice guy when you get to know me. Now, I should be writing.
arcanephoenix Resident Bollywood Nerd from Bombay(BOMBAY!), India Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Resident Bollywood Nerd
#37081: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:17:42 AM

You spoony Zephyr! Kill the bards? I say kill the dog lords!tongue

And I don't remember having to run through Kal-Sharok for close to 15 hours fighting Darkspawn after Darkspawn to help what I felt was a lost cause.

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Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#37082: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:23:38 AM

Kal Sharok is probably just be Orzammar except everyone is uglier and hates you.

arcanephoenix Resident Bollywood Nerd from Bombay(BOMBAY!), India Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Resident Bollywood Nerd
#37083: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:29:04 AM

In other words, it is Orzammar.

edited 1st Aug '14 12:29:28 AM by arcanephoenix

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lancesolous13 from California Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#37084: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:29:21 AM

[up]lol

I'm a critical person but I'm a nice guy when you get to know me. Now, I should be writing.
Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#37085: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:34:22 AM

Nonsense. Dagna likes you.

lancesolous13 from California Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#37086: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:35:42 AM

Who then LEAVES there for the Circle. THEN everyone there hates you. :P

I'm a critical person but I'm a nice guy when you get to know me. Now, I should be writing.
Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#37087: Aug 1st 2014 at 12:41:31 AM

...The lyrium addled merchant?

SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#37088: Aug 1st 2014 at 1:13:52 AM

Ferelden IS pretty boring, they probably should have made everyone look like barbarians, thats only way to improve them that I can think of tongue

Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#37089: Aug 1st 2014 at 1:29:40 AM

But they aren't barbarians. That's just a sterotype.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
lancesolous13 from California Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#37090: Aug 1st 2014 at 1:32:21 AM

[up]It probably doesn't help then that there was almost a Barbarian Origin.

I'm a critical person but I'm a nice guy when you get to know me. Now, I should be writing.
Minister Do Not Go Gentle Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Do Not Go Gentle
#37091: Aug 1st 2014 at 1:42:23 AM

Yes. Ferelden is boring. All those civil wars, giant war dogs, big warriors in full plate, overcoming Blights, backstabbing amongst the nobility, a succession crisis, *YAWN*.

I hate Orlais. Bastards need a kicking.

It's your God, they're your rules, you go to hell." - Mark Twain
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#37092: Aug 1st 2014 at 2:39:43 AM

@Mukora: Exactly, thats why its boring tongue Only notable thing about Ferelden is that they have weaponzied Lassies

@Minister: Isn't backstabbing, civil war and succession crises Orlais' thing as well? And overcoming blights and plate armor isn't restricted to Ferelden either.

edited 1st Aug '14 2:40:21 AM by SpookyMask

Minister Do Not Go Gentle Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Do Not Go Gentle
#37093: Aug 1st 2014 at 3:02:12 AM

Yeah, but they make it boring as fuck.

It's your God, they're your rules, you go to hell." - Mark Twain
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#37094: Aug 1st 2014 at 3:08:37 AM

Thats kinda hard to judge before playing a game where we are actually in Orlais :p

Minister Do Not Go Gentle Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Do Not Go Gentle
#37095: Aug 1st 2014 at 3:33:11 AM

Not really! :D

It's your God, they're your rules, you go to hell." - Mark Twain
lrrose Since: Jul, 2009
#37096: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:44:09 AM

Josephine is voiced by Allegra Clark. Her resume doesn't seem like much (but to be fair, I'm not sure if that IMDB page is hers and I don't think that IMDB lists theater and commercial credits), but she's fluent in Italian (and Josephine has an Italian accent), is an Isabela cosplayer, and has actually been following Josephine's thread on the BSN.

edited 1st Aug '14 11:51:14 AM by lrrose

lrrose Since: Jul, 2009
#37098: Aug 1st 2014 at 1:29:28 PM

Virtually every DAI dev is gushing about Allegra Clark on Twitter and we don't even have any clips of Josephine talking. Those evil, evil devs.

higherbrainpattern Since: Apr, 2012
#37099: Aug 1st 2014 at 8:25:51 PM

Interview with Alix Wilton Regan about voicing the Inquisitor!

[down] Yeah, didn't you know she was one of the voices for the Inquisitor?

edited 1st Aug '14 8:35:05 PM by higherbrainpattern

arcanephoenix Resident Bollywood Nerd from Bombay(BOMBAY!), India Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Resident Bollywood Nerd
#37100: Aug 1st 2014 at 8:30:21 PM

Alex Wilton Regan?

Sam Traynor?!

-heavy breathing-

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