Another subversion of the Memetic Badass gag.
Planescape Hijack
(possibly?) Accidental Innuendo and a link to an inexplicably funny picture.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Lead.
Common sense.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
A humorous AFK-excuse.
Something that would probably be funny if I had the time to play through the Final Fantasy series. So, don't really know.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Tangent wanting people to add to the Fandex.
A phonetic interpretation of wordless music.
I know what you said, sugar, but 'platonic' still entails a world of ideas.
Yet another simile about life.
Part-Time Omen of Death
Something that sounds Metaphorgotten-ish.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
A quote that is self-explanatory in the most unhelpful way possible.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
An anti-fatalistic statement.
An easily misunderstood statement.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
A pro-fatalistic statement that nonetheless manages to include a fatalistic taste to itself.
...somehow.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
A reference? And a courtesy link.
...How, exactly, is it fatalistic? o_O
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
It still contains the thought that the ending will be written at some point. Possibly before it happens.
Also, I messed that up last time, so let me fix it instead of thinking of yet another description:
An anti-fatalistic statement that nonetheless manages to include a fatalistic taste to itself.
...somehow.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Oh. That makes more sense then.
An extremely vague warning, but it's not directed at me!
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
A disclaimer. Best to get on that. 
An (al)chemical Flame Bait.
A link to puppies!!
Lead.
Probably not this piece of music either...
Better than the old "Gone Fishing" route.
A badass quote from an anime.
Song lyrics? That don't rhyme?