We are all dead and this is hell.:

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Being together is our punishment.

Bad things happen to good people because Satan is in charge.

Hell isn't in the center of the earth, it is earth.

The only way to leave hell and return to the world above is to venture deep within Chernobyl's Zone of Alienation and venture within the concrete wall surrounding the reactor and climb the nigh infinite stair case that exists within.

There's no life beyond our planet here because Satan loves to build up our hopes so he can bring them crashing down on us, FTL drive is also impossible because Satan wants us to spend thousands of millions of years searching for something that isn't there, because he is a jerk.

edited 25th Nov '09 12:11:21 PM by Hulk Hogan

Bow before your god.
YES! Awesome! It could have been much, much, much worse!
Apathy is death.
3 Tzetze25th Nov 2009 12:11:50 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Hell is other people?

(What, that's not a play, what is this i don't even)

edited 25th Nov '09 12:12:12 PM by Tzetze

Bow before your god.
Wait, Hell is other people?

But if you separate someone from other people for a long time the go crazy. So your fucked either way?
Apathy is death.
5 Tzetze25th Nov 2009 12:14:31 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
6 Brickman25th Nov 2009 11:02:03 PM from wherever adventure takes me , Relationship Status: My own grandpa
Gentleman Adventurer!
If this is hell, Satan's doing a pretty bad job, because I'm having the time of my life.
Your funny quote here! (Maybe)
Why would Satan go out of his way to make you miserable? That's Stupid Evil. A Man of Wealth and Taste wouldn't stoop that low!
8 Kinkajou25th Nov 2009 11:28:39 PM from you're not your
One Man Army
Depends on your view of him, really.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
I guess. But Stupid Evil makes me Face Palm.

I love you, Alternate Character Interpretation.
This hell is not what Dinosaur Comics promised me.

PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
11 lee4hmz25th Nov 2009 11:45:46 PM from Giant Not-A-Base
Lurks too much
Taking suggestions for a new sig. PM me or something!
12 Kinkajou25th Nov 2009 11:48:46 PM from you're not your
One Man Army
I thought it was Wisconsin.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
14 krrackknut26th Nov 2009 12:18:32 AM from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
I always thought it was Newark. The devil's losing his touch, if the whole world is hell.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Bow before your god.
Maybe this is just a computer sim?
Apathy is death.
I'm the world's greatest
...THIS IS THE AWESOMEST HELL EVER!

It's waaaay better than Lightning's hell -shot-
Please don't tell me that I'm dreaming When all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you
first insect politician
Yeah you can't be right because 1) chocolate exists, 2) kittens exist, and 3) Futurama was uncancelled.
bogleech.com for my writing, comics and cartoons.
18 Ozbourne26th Nov 2009 10:28:06 AM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
...You know, that could actually explain a few things. Well, depending on whose interpretation of Hell we're going by.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
Evil with an upercase V.
I would also like to say, if this is hell, what is... not hell?

Earth but cooler? what happens to bad people that die here?

Hell 2?

That would be interesting... hell 2.
eVil!
20 Wicked22326th Nov 2009 02:31:37 PM from Death Star in the forest
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
21 LiordLeonus26th Nov 2009 07:00:51 PM from somewhere, wherever
Badass Normal Dude
I will not die, I will survive~Time of Dying, Three Days Grace. ======================== new RP, the mega crossover, Multiverse: Rend Apart
resident moonatic
If this is hell, I'm having A Hell of a Time.
You're looking for this person.
24 FurikoMaru19th Dec 2009 07:09:40 PM from The Arrogant Wasteland , Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Or it could be we are all just brains in a vat, living in a virtual world created by a mad scientist and the REAL year is WAY in the future like 5000s, and we're just stuck in the virtual reality. Or maybe just you are, and we're just artificial intelligence people. Yeah way to combine Mind Screw and Paranoia Fuel isn't it?
I'm gone from this site. Takes up too much time

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