Jester of the Birbal Court
Yellow Light by Of Monsters and Men
Your kid kills their significant other.
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Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven
Just imagine everything that happens in the song but there's someone's dad just standing there feeling confused and existential as hell.
Your son dresses in goth fashion and locks himself in his room while yelling poorly-written poetry atop his lungs.
Also, I just realized that Anybody Have a Map from Dear Evan Hansen could work for the Calvinball example above.
A group of Zuko cosplayers are trying to break into your house.
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Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls
, slowed town to 33RPM.
Adult man psychopathically venting his frustration with a sledgehammer against the side of a barn.
Bob
Sunn O))) - It Took The Night To Believe ("Cover")
Doing homework.
Don't step on the flowers.
Dread Pirate Captain
Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock - The Devil Went Down to Georgia
You're hungry. Really hungry. And the nearest restaurant is a mile away. Start running.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
You're now cuddling a cute girl.
see you, space cowboy.
wtf i love oil & gas industry now
Bohren & der Club of Gore - Prowler
Exploring a surreal landscape.
Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...
Keep Calm and Parry On
Enya - Dreams Are More Precious
You're woken up in the morning by the sound of your alarm clock and lazily reach over to your phone to snooze it off, but your phone is now a giant spider.
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
The Senate
You are attempting to kill SCP-682.
edited 25th Jun '18 6:36:19 PM by Emperor_Ing
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
See ya later.
A serial killer starts a massacre in the streets.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
The King Without a Kingdom
Ruler of Everything
When your mom says you have to bring your little brother with you.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
I'm back, I guess.
Kirby
A man gets killed by a shark.
Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 21st 2019 at 2:55:54 AM
This is not a Rickroll, i promise
Apocalyptic Chauffeur
A person jumps off a building. I survived a suicidal trip through apocalyptic America and all I got was this lousy forum signature
When You're Evil
You're babysitting some kids.
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