The Traveling Hat Merchant
I would ask him how to be evil.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Mila
"Yo, teach me how to teleport stuff on demand!"
I need to update these things more often
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
I'd ask him how he pulled off that trick.
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No response. It is just a cake.
edited 4th Jun '17 4:51:10 PM by sarysa
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
hey
I'd like to talk to Cake.
hey
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
This one seems the most sane
hey
We could have a nice conversation about logs in bins.
hey
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Little known fact about impossible shapes: they're great conversationalists in the right context. I have a lot in common with triangles. We'd get along swimmingly.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Love Thy Self
I bet he'd recommend me some places to game jump to!
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Unreasonably Quirky
"So who really, really shattered Pink Diamond?"
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
The Traveling Hat Merchant
"I must ask, are you edible?"
edited 4th Jun '17 7:34:30 AM by Dauthium_Silencer
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Love Thy Self
"How did you get your hair shaped like that?"
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Bob
My emotions, that is. I'd ask them how they perceive the things I do, and what it's like in my mind.
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
@Penroses: Sorry for the late reply to yours. It's added way ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
above.
I'd ask who he's dressing to the nines for if anyone who gazes at him goes mad.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Love Thy Self
How did you get up there?
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Bob
So, what's it like running a store? Also, can I hug you both? Mostly Catty, though I don't want to leave Bratty out.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
"Hey dude, how's Tommy coming along in his baseball skills?"
-blubs of a high praising manner-
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Don't step on the flowers.
Few words: SCIENCE!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
I feel sorry for the poor thing, so I'd have a heartfelt conversation with it before giving it a hug.
The League of Heroes
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I have so many death battle ideas...
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
From what I've seen in the comics and movies, he's an okay guy. Might as well ask for a free hoverboard or something.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
The Traveling Hat Merchant
I would ask him what is he playing and why is he playing it in a pink 3DS?
edited 30th Jun '17 2:11:53 PM by Dauthium_Silencer
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Bob
"How do you eat that many eggs?"
edited 30th Jun '17 4:54:33 PM by DrNoPuma
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
I'd ask what he thinks of the "all your base" meme, ask for his autograph and where he got that cool cloak 
... and also what all those secret endings in the Japanese version were all about
Edited by Zanreo on Jul 17th 2018 at 10:54:03 AM
"Leftover items still have value!"
I'd ask him for tips on making money.
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.