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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#1: Jan 18th 2017 at 12:36:24 AM

You've been married to the above avatar for at least a year. Was it a good marriage or a bad one?

For example, if the above avatar is an Evil Overlord you would say something like this:

The marriage was terrible! All he does is make evil plans that are bound to fail and he doesn't even pay any of the bills!

If the above avatar would result in a good marriage, you would say something like this:

The marriage was wonderful! He cares for my every need and we travel around the world to see the sights!

Those were just example dialogue.

[down]Not exactly the same format as the examples but I'll take it.

edited 18th Jan '17 1:00:49 AM by TheGamechanger

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#3: Jan 18th 2017 at 4:24:37 AM

It's Neutral. They always hide in the shadows and I'm stuck with the house work. But I still think it's a good thing, since I think they are a male.

"We be we baby!"
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#4: Jan 18th 2017 at 4:26:06 AM

...Kix, I stole your wife! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#5: Jan 18th 2017 at 4:33:22 AM

Eh, I don't know... She does tend to leave the house to fight some youkai, while I'm busy with my own thing. But she mostly does the cleaning and I do the cooking I guess?

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#6: Jan 18th 2017 at 6:09:19 AM

Terrible marriage. He's too obsessed with trying to be evil and pretty much ignores me.

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Awesomewade Cult Leader from Jambastion Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Cult Leader
#7: Jan 18th 2017 at 6:19:54 AM

Look, I prefer just being partners in battle.

“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#8: Jan 18th 2017 at 6:24:05 AM

It'd be a pretty nice marriage, since Hau is a nice guy.

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#9: Jan 18th 2017 at 7:01:55 AM

Yey! I love my Loli wife!

"We be we baby!"
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#11: Jan 18th 2017 at 8:00:35 AM

They are never home!

"We be we baby!"
TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Jan 18th 2017 at 8:08:30 AM

It's really irritating. She keeps trying to change everything about me!

fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#13: Jan 18th 2017 at 8:52:08 AM

I'm confused on whether she's my wife or my pet.

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#14: Jan 18th 2017 at 8:58:17 AM

I'm gay apparently!

"We be we baby!"
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#15: Jan 18th 2017 at 9:04:12 AM

Her attitude is... well, painful, and she returns late for home.

But the marriage is really nice.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#16: Jan 18th 2017 at 1:58:40 PM

The marriage was awkward at first since it involved three people, but it was a good marriage since we all had fun by goofing off and playing games.

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#17: Jan 18th 2017 at 4:12:33 PM

Well, I personally had many doubts, but the marriage was okay!

Though I did divorce them eventually due to property damage and infighting.

fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#18: Jan 18th 2017 at 6:28:32 PM

She's pretty okay to get along with, despite calling everyone I know a clod whenever we meet. Also, she has the peculiar habit of carrying a tape recorder everywhere. She's painfully unaware of human customs, however...

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TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#19: Jan 18th 2017 at 8:13:08 PM

I'm not interested in guys, and he's a Crazy Jealous Guy to boot. Help.

CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#20: Jan 18th 2017 at 10:13:42 PM

She's pretty nice, although I'd prefer a mammal.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#21: Jan 18th 2017 at 10:45:06 PM

Our marriage is bizarre, but unbreakable, just like diamonds!

"We be we baby!"
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#23: Jan 19th 2017 at 4:52:54 AM

Great!

Now to find out your gender and age!

Long live the New Bev.
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#24: Jan 19th 2017 at 5:26:04 AM

I'd probably have to avoid G's masks, but she should be an overall good wife.

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#25: Jan 19th 2017 at 9:59:23 AM

It's an odd relationship. She's the breadwinner, who goes off to save Gensokyo from everything, and I just sit and watch, cook and clean....

Though hey, she's really good at-

Random is cut off by Grouchy Reimu stare.


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