So, uh, where you from?
I did lotsa running in the streets of Boston ever since I was kid. Hey, makes for one hell of a training session.
It's what I do since I was a kid. -shrugs-
Physical training, luv! A Royal Air Force pilot and Overwatch agent has to stay in good shape at all times, of course!
edited 21st Oct '16 5:44:52 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!how do you guys run so fast? as someone with only legs, this information is pretty important to me.
because you don't wanna know what happens if you don't.
hopefully he buys that...
edited 21st Oct '16 12:13:48 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.I would corrupt your mind with the power of nightmares... but even then, you don't look like a useful minion. Give me one good reason why I should spare you.
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.Nice chin-hair, humie. Ya sellin' dat?
Sez da tiny limbless squig! Dat one got shot off by humie beamy gunz. Or maybe me mates poked it off. Can't remember.
edited 21st Oct '16 10:26:54 PM by ArmoredFury
Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...Why've you only got one fucking eye? I get the distinct impression that if you had two like most people, you'd have enough depth perception to properly comprehend the crime against all that is good and just that is your fucking face.
Oh, I see what you tried to do there. Silver medal, second place; real fucking funny! Well, I actually quite like silver on its own merits! It looks a lot like platinum, which reflects its inner beauty and value and all that shit! Gold is over-fucking-rated!
edited 21st Oct '16 10:32:35 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."So out of curiosity, what do you think of the color silver?
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Excuse me, have any of you seen a lady named Vins?
"..."
Pffffffft... AHAHA!! Are you for serious?! You can't even... EHEHEHEHE!!!!
edited 3rd Nov '16 7:16:01 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.You're an interesting creature. It would be awful to have to execute you, so I must ask: Will you bow to me?
As King Dedede, right? I'm the king! Besides, I don't treat the Waddle Dees nearly as bad as the monsters that invade my kingdom do!
edited 4th Nov '16 4:38:11 AM by DrNoPuma
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.Hey, who do you think you are, treating all your people like that?
You want me on your team? Yeah! Uh, I mean, I'd be honored to help you wrangle those monsters or...whatever you guys do.
edited 4th Nov '16 4:48:51 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Willing to join a guild at all?
Oh, I got this at the weapons shop in Tharsis. The girl there's pretty good at whipping up some nice weapons! ...If I have the right materials, that is.
edited 4th Nov '16 5:36:08 AM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"-points to sword, mimes something indecipherable-
-gives up, instead manages to write 'ware u get it' in marker-
-draws a picture with the same marker-
(the result could be classed as human, but only if you squint and turn your head sideways)
-looks proud-
edited 4th Nov '16 5:43:31 AM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobWell aren't you an adorable little bastard. Who's your user?
Hmm... Well, I'm sure there's some mechanic that could help you out. Don't really know much more than that.
edited 4th Nov '16 7:02:41 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Would you happen to know which particular sapient on your planet would be most experienced in the subject of spaceship repair?
Oh, I was never a human! I was an opossum, actually. Bit sloppy. Overweight. You know.
edited 17th Nov '16 3:10:21 PM by TheGreatUnknown
What were you like as a human? I can't really remember.
The mask that transformed me had it to begin with, I think.
Nice and warm, like I like it!
edited 17th Nov '16 3:10:26 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerWhat's the weather like up there?
I don't know. Magic, I suppose.
edited 17th Nov '16 3:08:27 PM by DrNoPuma
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.How did you get cute lashes on your mask? I want lashes!
How is your body shaped like that?
I think my mask changed it. I'm not complaining though!
edited 17th Nov '16 3:14:24 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Did your hair turn purple when you transformed or was it always like that?
You know, that is a good question! If I had to guess, we are as old as the universe itself.
edited 17th Nov '16 3:13:59 PM by Sedmikrasky
I just thought of something. If all Shy Gals were transformed from other people, who was the first Shy Gal?
It's not a party. We're always like this. Want a mask?
edited 18th Nov '16 9:07:44 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerWhere's the costume party?
Circus?? Where? ....I mean, no, Bats'll know and he'll glare at me......It's scarier than it sounds, yanno.
edited 18th Nov '16 4:52:30 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Why don't you take a break from crime fighting and come see my circus?
It's a living. Also, it's rather amusing.
edited 18th Nov '16 5:03:43 AM by DrNoPuma
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.Why do you use your power of command for subjugation rather than liberation?
Very much no. I have an identity under this mask.
edited 18th Nov '16 6:40:00 AM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Your mask looks kinda cool! Wanna try one of ours on too?
Because we want them to be happy!
edited 18th Nov '16 10:05:51 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Why do you keep wanting people to put on those masks? Military uniforms look much better on them.
I'm a human, if that's what you're asking. What's a Mewman, anyway?
edited 18th Nov '16 9:18:42 AM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.Uhhh....are you a Mewman!?
Um. I feel that it's fine as long as it doesn't include violence and war!
edited 18th Nov '16 9:26:38 AM by Fiona-Rose
"Have you learned nothing?..."
"...Okay, okay, I'll bite. What's with the blue Power Ranger getup, dude?"
"Uh, LA, man. Nice place. Nice...eh, I dunno, I'm not a tour guide."
edited 21st Oct '16 4:33:11 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.