The Traveling Hat Merchant
Is that drink in the wine glass koolaid or wine?
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I do enjoy parties if I do not have work
edited 28th Apr '17 5:12:44 AM by Dauthium_Silencer
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
hey
Do you enjoy parties?
I sharpen it every few days.
edited 29th Apr '17 5:41:53 AM by Penroses
hey
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Why is the top of your head so damn sharp?
-actually looks fond- Heh, let's just say we've met.
No, he didn't sleep with her. ....And I just said that about birds, Weird.
edited 28th Apr '17 6:47:52 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Love Thy Self
Do you know Ikky the Crow? Hey, that rhymed!
A rock, so nopony can judge me. Specifically, a metamorphic rock.
edited 1st May '17 8:12:53 PM by TroperNo9001
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Nidokings and Nidoqueens
What if you sudden had the ability to shapeshift? What would the first thing you turn into be?
Oh yeah! bwark bwark bwark! I can't wait to become them!
edited 2nd May '17 6:06:59 AM by kablammin45
"Wonder if Lexie's gonna be free after his shift today..."
Tell me something happy
Are your evolutions as impressive as you clearly are? :D
Mew is fine. It is just tired, and has trouble understanding boundaries. (shoos Mew away from his neck(s))
(sleepy and indignant) Mer-yew! (sniff)
edited 2nd May '17 5:44:58 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Love Thy Self
What happened to Mew? Are they okay?
I don't go to rock concerts. Unless they involve actual rocks.
edited 2nd May '17 12:19:23 AM by TroperNo9001
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
The Flame's Salvation
Favorite rock band?
I guess it depends on whatever you'd prefer! To be perfectly honest, I'd rather be just Rock over Mega Man or Rockman any day, but whenever the world's in danger, I'll always be there to protect it!
edited 1st May '17 8:53:01 PM by AceTrainerEli
HYYYPE!!!
Currently inactive
Do you prefer to be called Megaman or Rockman?
I am terribly afraid I have no clients like. The company I work for has a system and environment which had hitherto been very chaotic and confusing.
edited 1st May '17 9:09:36 PM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
wtf i love oil & gas industry now
What are your clients like?
That's classified. Let's just say it involves shooting lots of robots.
edited 4th May '17 5:36:32 PM by ArmoredFury
Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...
see you, space cowboy.
So what exactly is your job?
I just got an anchovy burrito! I've never had anchovies so I'm really excited to try this!
edited 4th May '17 11:33:20 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
The Traveling Hat Merchant
So why are you looking happy today?
Somewhere around 5% to 10% of the price of the food
edited 4th May '17 11:46:12 AM by Dauthium_Silencer
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
At the heart of the world...
How much do you get in tips?
Why am I...but I'm not even a...
[[gray:I swear to gog, if anyone else comments on this bomb-ass shirt...]]
edited 6th May '17 1:11:29 PM by BlackMageAnolis
Blitzy....
I thought reptiles couldn't lactate. So why are you lying to me?
Yes. I don't drink too much, ruins my fighting prowess.
edited 4th May '17 7:45:40 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Do you drink rum?
HAHAHAHAHA- nope. I burnt that sucker. ...Well, okay, not really. I gave it to charity. I ain't a sentimental fennec, 'kay? That thing was strictly a means to an end; I needed the money an' I couldn't just let ol' Nicky go off by himself. That orange smart-ass was way outta his depth. He'd have talked his way to an early freakin' grave if I hadn't been there to keep tabs on him, immunity or no immunity.
edited 4th May '17 7:39:57 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Nidokings and Nidoqueens
Still have that elephant costume?
Okay! (fwshhhhhh!) Okay, now watch me jump really high from this bubble! (jump POW!)
Whoops, I should have made sure that balloon was actually strong enough to hold me...
edited 6th May '17 6:27:39 AM by kablammin45
"Wonder if Lexie's gonna be free after his shift today..."
Love Thy Self
Can you show me a bubble trick?
They are pretty when you crack them open. They also sell well in our business.
edited 4th May '17 7:07:57 PM by TroperNo9001
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Tell me something happy
What's your opinion on geodes?
At one point it mattered to me much more than it does now. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that testing which of us is stronger would satisfy the human desire for mindless violence from Pokémon, and that is something to which I will not allow myself to be subjected any longer.
Mew, mew mew mew, mew mew, mew mew! (Translation: I just wish people had paid more attention to the movie. We're pretty obviously evenly matched, everyone.)
edited 5th May '17 5:54:11 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Pums Iena (see my troper page)
What do you two think of people arguing over which of you is stronger?
Well, I certainly hope my eyes don't change!
edited 6th May '17 3:09:29 PM by DrNoPuma
I should probably get back to playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion someday, but I keep getting distracted. :P
hey
How many eyes do you plan to grow in the future?
"No...just water."
edited 7th May '17 1:47:56 AM by Penroses
hey
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Do you have organs?
Of course I don't! I hate everyone in that place.
edited 6th May '17 10:30:02 AM by TheWhiteWolf
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Love Thy Self
Do you get along with the other campers?
Very easy to find here in Equestria that they're also an alternative currency.
edited 6th May '17 6:55:18 AM by TroperNo9001
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
The Traveling Hat Merchant
What do you think of precious gems?
It's good just a normal day climbing walls and throwing windows
edited 6th May '17 9:56:51 AM by Dauthium_Silencer
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Nidokings and Nidoqueens
So...how's life for you right now?
Well, I sure hope so. I heard that Marshtomp was very popular as a species for a while, so...who knows?
edited 6th May '17 10:29:19 AM by kablammin45
"Wonder if Lexie's gonna be free after his shift today..."
How's it like having a day job consisting of mostly battles?
edited 28th Apr '17 5:37:01 AM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)