Haggling with Morshu

A similar idea to the "Salty Spittoon" and "Vending Machine" games, you are playing as Link, who REALLY wants to buy some bombs from Morshu^note because he can't wait to bomb some Dodongos, but doesn't have any rubies. So he offers a different good or service. The next poster decides whether or not Link's offer is bomb-worthy, then posts an offer of their own.

Here are some examples to get started:

I don't have any rubies, but...

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I have DINNER

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You get lots of bombs!

Imma going to fly for you!

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Mmmmm... No bombs for you.

Do you wanna see a magic trick?

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...No!

I made lotsa spaghetti! this is the one that TNP replies to.

edited 11th Jun '16 7:20:16 PM by DrNoPuma

Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?

I can make spaghetti on my own.

I can SHOW YOU THE WORLD

please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?

You get bombs. I got them from a friendly Arabic freedom fighter.

I can show you Chargeman Ken!.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

OAH HO HO HO HO! I LOVE this show! Have some bombs!

I have this poor, sad puppy. (Puppy Eyes ensue) Please give bombs!

Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?

Sorry, but I don't get my kicks out of bombing puppies. Wait, you don't want to kill him? Here you go!

I need some bombs to clear my field of rocks and stumps. I promise you a percentage of my yield by next harvest.

edited 12th Jun '16 6:30:38 AM by TheFarmboy

I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!

Sorry, but those elves you're hiring will put 'em directly in the Shipping Bin, leaving none for me. Rejected.

I have this microwave that can be used for sending messages back in time. It can be helpful to learn important sales trends in the future. I just want a few bombs in exchange. Good deal, eh?

ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*

Time paradoxes are bad for business. No bombs for you.

I promise to use one of the bombs on an enemy of your choice.

please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?

Hmm... alright. I don't care if it's not his weakness, I just want to see Ganon get a bomb to the face!

I'll cut your grass for you!

Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?

Hmm... I see you had an hour's work. Sure, you can have some lamp oil.

Do you take Discover?

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Only if you're discovering Rupees!

I'm Nigerian Royalty, but most of my wealth is back at my palace! If you give me a small loan, of a few million, I'll pay you in billions!

Nigeria is not a monarchy. Denied.

About clearing my fields of debris. I'll just give you the profits from my crops rather than the crops themselves.

edited 12th Jun '16 4:11:31 PM by TheFarmboy

I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!

I see you got a little, mmmm, richer! Feel free to take some bombs.

Okay, so maybe Discover didn't work out... Visa?

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

What do you take me for? Of course I take Visa.

BEHIND YOU! *yoinks an armload of bombs and legs it*

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

I got twenty octorok skins

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Do you still have the other parts? I mean, I know this Link likes to eat them.

I have some hentai doujins!

Now known as Cyber Controller

I don't accept porn.

I'll use your bombs to mine some gems.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!

Sorry, But this is not Mine Craft, But, you can use them if you are trying to mine Rupees.

If you don't give me the bombs, your neck will be snapped!

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Some hero you are. Get lost!

I'll be your personal slave for a month!

Now known as Cyber Controller

Why would I need you?

I will give you some of Bowsers Sourpuss Bread if you give me some bombs!

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Mmmm! Yes!

I love you.

edited 17th Jun '16 5:30:29 PM by DrNoPuma

Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?

Get out of here, you creepy purple dinosaur!

I will give you diet pills in exchange for bombs!

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Mmmm, I don't need those.

A bag of plums for a bag of bombs!

And I suppose you offer some Snake Oil tonic too?

Not too keen on plums, but I can sell them. Sure.

-Jedi Mind Trick- You will give me the bombs now, and I can pay you later.

edited 17th Jun '16 5:36:11 PM by TheFarmboy

I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!

Sorry, Link! I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me, only rubies!

[Confirmed Bachelor] Surely I can provide a... service in return.

edited 17th Jun '16 6:20:26 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Sure, the washroom needs cleaning. Jump to it.

I can pay you in installments at 10% interest.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!