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"There's a song I learned the last time I was in Atlantica. Do you know 'Under the Sea'?"

I never heard that one! 'Courshe, that'sh probably caushe I live in the foresht!

All theshe kidsh acting like I'm a monshter... you ain't shcared o' me, are ya?

Я видел хуже в ГУЛАГе. Translation: I've seen worse in the gulags.

Вы знаете, как использовать пистолет? Translation: Do you know how to use a gun?

edited 20th Oct '16 7:57:15 PM by TheFarmboy

Duh, it's my day job!

Of course, luv!

Yeah, well...you're gonna want to ask Shadow about that one...

Anyway, where's the farthest place you've traveled to?

We travel all over Equestria to solve friendship problems, but if alternate dimensions count, the farthest I've been to is the human world.

As for me, that'd be the Crystal Empire, which is way up north.

Who's the most reliable person you know?

edited 20th Oct '16 8:26:07 PM by TroperNo9001

Rowlf: Probably Kermit.

Schroeder: Good ol' Charlie Brown!

[Max Rebo doesn't have anything interesting to say.]

Will you join me in my quest to foil the evil Count Bleck and save the universe from destruction?

Я буду считать это, по цене. Не вы даже думать о обсчет меня. Translation: I'll consider it, for a price. Don't you even think of shortchanging me.

Вы нуждаетесь в моих услугах? Translation: Are you in need of my services?

Да, хорошо было бы. Вы поможете мне достать тот кактус наверху? Он красивый. Он подойдёт к моей коллекции. Yes, that would be good. Will you help me in getting that cactus up there? It's pretty. It will fit well into my collection.

Is it good to learn about what your friend's personality is like before learning about yours? Krosh said that we would learn our nature when we arrived to an active volcano. Yeah, not good.

"Wait, wait, ya had to go up a volcano to figure yourself out? Dude, just take a magazine quiz or something."

"Are teenagers always pains in the butt? I'm...having some trouble with one."

well there are a few cool teens. like the ones who save the world from terrifying godlike entities, but maybe that kind doesn't actually exist...

have you seen a stickman that looks like he's dancing anywhere?

No, but that would be nice for a change. Everyone in this world is a rabbit... thing but me, the Nightmare Knight, and his insipid creations.

What's the first thing I should do once I rule the world?

edited 21st Oct '16 7:11:55 AM by DrNoPuma

Make sure your home is well-decorated, obviously. Can't be comfortable ruling from an under-furnished lair!

Say, I Have This Friend who wanted to a Heel–Face Turn for real this time. Any advice?

   Convince your friend to stay in the dark side. There is nothing good about the "good" side - there is no one there but a crowd of sentimental pansies.   

   Will you submit to me willingly, or shall I make you a nightmare creature by force?   

edited 21st Oct '16 12:14:06 PM by DrNoPuma

You got dat backwards, humie! You're da one who's gonna submit ta me! Let's krump 'im, boyz! WAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!

So, ye see anythin' flashy or killy round 'ere? Me boyz been lookin' fer sumfing ta loot.

No, there's nothing for you to steal nor hunt here.

What is the loneliest part of your life?

edited 22nd Oct '16 3:46:10 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS

All of it. I had to make myself up to look like a Pikachu just to get noticed by people.

Do you like me?

"Well, I don't know you too much, but I'm sure we can be friends! Wanna give it a try?"

We are unsure, but we would like to! So long as you do not hurt us.

Do you want to hear a song? We take requests.

edited 22nd Oct '16 7:50:47 AM by whizzerd

Friends? ...Why, certainly! Why don't we go talk in this private back room here?

Hmm... do you believe you can play my theme song?

Would you like to see my... pets?

edited 22nd Oct '16 7:52:24 AM by DrNoPuma

Pets? Those weak little doggies that all humans own? Okay, introduce me!

Do you have a very intelligent companion that you love and adore?

Duh. He's got three! Don't you, Jer?

Erm, well...I'm not sure that's-

Jerry!

Moving on...Do you ever have trouble balancing work and play? ....Just asking, no reason.

Fun?! I'm the DEFINITION of fun! Heehee!

Want some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows? THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

This sounds like a trick. I'm afraid I must have my guards search you first.

How do I avoid being manipulated by others?

I... uh... Stay in the dark? Maybe you should pay attention to a person's facial expressions and tone of voice, my trainer told me that in a story they read, the good guy found the culprit by looking at bad habits they have when hiding something!

Were you ever lonely at some point?