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A Deconstructive Parody stylized as the guide of a henchmen on how to survive and find good employers in action movies.

Land of the Light

Everything the light touches may be Mufasa's kingdom, but now a group of hyenas are planning to take back what was once rightfully theirs.

"Donut Boy"

A Black Comedy film focusing on Randolf "Randy" Tsukalos, an uptight slacker who works at the local Donut Shop run by his absentee uncle. One day, Randy's friend Mona comes to him with an offer: to star in a porno film that the filmmakers want to set in the donut shop. Desperate for some cash, Randy agrees with hilarious results.

Cola

A song about how pop brings everyone together. It has a little plot about two guys giving out cola to strangers. Naturally, it was made for advertising purposes.

My Onee-Kun is Pretending to be Dead Again.

An anime with doses of dark comedy, a hint of Slice of Life, and plenty of wtf-ery. Shikinami Hiroyuki is an average teenaged boy... at least average for an atypical anime. He's an inveterate Casanova Wannabe with an unhealthy fixation on his older sister, Yui. Yui is a somewhat taciturn and withdrawn young woman, but this is due to the fact that for most of her short life she's had a problem: she keeps on dying and coming back to life. Why this happens is a mystery that Hiroyuki and Yui endeavor to uncover while also trying to work through the day-to-day rigors of being teenagers with seemingly no parental figures present. Most episodes follow the antics of Hiroyuki trying to peek on Yui in the bath, Yui waxing philosophical on the fragility of life, the occasional battle to the death while wearing nothing but a pair of panties, while wielding your own arm as a weapon, and Yui dying in increasingly bizarre and hilarious ways.

Tammy, Destroyer of Time

A short story about a little girl called Tammy that one day accidentally breaks her grandfather's pocket watch. She tries to fix it or hide it from him, but she confesses in the end and learns a lesson about responsibility and honesty.

The pizza of doom!

A cheesy (no pun intended) B-Movie with a haunted pizza created by a vengeful Italian immigrant to get revenge for his daughter's death.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Canada

edited 6th Aug '16 5:24:08 AM by TheFarmboy

Beevis and Butthead both fell in love with a girl with a nickname Canada online and booked a ticket to see her. When they arrived, they discovered that the girl is Daria Morgenhoffer who is working abroad. Beevis and Butthead also discovered that each have sabotaged the others by shredding the other returning ticket, causing them have to team up with Daria to return home.

The Fallen and the Divine

edited 7th Aug '16 6:58:46 PM by shatterstar

A show about the divine conflict between god's angles and legions of fallen angels. Both sides are in turmoil and on the brink of civil war. Tensions increase until one angel, Hope snaps and tries to kill god. It goes as well as you think. Horrified by the death of Hope, the killing proves to be the final straw. The show follows the angels who choose to fall and the angels who stayed in heaven equally, and is full of Gray-and-Gray Morality.

That Poor Cat Girl

edited 7th Aug '16 9:15:32 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder

A very meta, self-deprecating anime series. It stars a Cat Girl named Kira who is a Parody Sue - she sees herself as the most beautiful, sexy, kawaii being in the world... but nobody is actually interested in her simply because she's so arrogant. As a result, she's kind of a mentally unstable yandere. The series follows Kira in her neverending quest for attention (NOTICE ME SENPAI!). It also plays with many anime tropes.

Terror in the Coral Reef

It starts out similar to Finding Nemo, or the Little Mermaid, with several talking fish, until one of them goes missing, and an old fish mentions a monster that's attacked several reefs nearby.

So, the fish go off, and find their friend about to be eaten by a shark! Thankfully, they beat him up, return home, and tell the old fish that they beat the terror.

The old fish looks at the shark, and states that it isn't the terror, before the shadow of a massive oil rig blots out the sky, and gets to work on drilling into the reef.

Only one of the fish survives, and the credits roll.

Hope, and how we lost it: Written by the soldiers of [REDACTED]

edited 7th Aug '16 11:37:20 AM by RandomWriter413

A long and dramatic tale about a group of soldiers who must trudge through a warzone to reach their objective. Rife with tearjerker moments and crowning moments of awesome. Only for it to be revealed that the story is actually retelling a tabletop role playing game.

Blood: The Terror of The Main Street Slasher

A B movie about a werewolf-vampire hybrid terrorizing a downtown community. It's So Bad, It's Good, complete with Narm and hams

Witches and Shortbread

A fantasy comedy about a young witch accidentally brought her shortbread to live, which was forbidden and now has to find a way to correct it without being found out. Face with no other choice, she ate it.

Wonder and Glory

A superhero comic in which USA, having a high surplus of superheroes loyal to America, has conquered the Western Hemisphere, annexed parts of Europe, Africa and Asia and turned the rest of the Eastern Hemisphere into its own playground.

The United States of America, now known simply as the United States, is once again a collection of largely independent states like it was in 1770s, if you replace "states" with "factions" and place a bureaucratic, authoritarian and feudal nightmare instead of a federal government. The current dominant factions are the very Hispanic "Panama" faction (which is winning the fight) and the Anglocentric "Midwest" faction (which is losing the fight).

The main protagonist is Andrew Scrapbone, a teenager who is also a Badass Normal gadgeteer and part of the "Founding Fathers" movement. He, and this movement, go on a quest to restore liberty and democracy in US, even if US collapses.

Tolstoy of the Zulus

edited 15th Aug '16 11:31:49 AM by arcada188

Bump.

An edutainment kids' movie. This is the story of a Kamchatka brown bear named Tolstoy who hates the cold weather of his home in Russia and wants to see the world. With his friend, a hare named Chekhov, the two build a boat and sail off in search of adventure. After surviving an enormous storm, they eventually land on the shores of South Africa, where they meet the Zulu people, who teach them the Zulu language, and other aspects of their culture. There are sequels in which Tolstoy and Chekhov visit other countries.

Cryptid Party

A pregnant woman on her way to the hospital for check up encounters the Mothman and accidentally drives her car right into a nearby vortex. In there, she now finds herself encountering the gathering of some of the most famous cryptid creatures of all time: The Loch Ness monster, the Yetis, Sasquatch, Chupacabra etc. Now pregnant, alone and with a broken car, she now has to be careful on which creatures she trust in order to make back to civilization.

The Christmas Monster

edited 15th Aug '16 2:44:00 PM by shatterstar

A campy and cheesy horror-action film about a giant evil Christmas Tree attacking Tokyo New York City. It tells the story of Dr. Live, some human-hating Mad Scientist wishing to destroy humanity, and his mortal enemy Mr. Mas and his Action Girl daughter Masae. On Christmas Eve, he mutates an evergreen into a horribly animated Christmas Tree, and Mr. Mas and Masae must defeat it. They do, but at the cost of the dog, for    SHOCK VALUE   !

Of Legends and Tall Tales

edited 15th Aug '16 5:28:36 PM by Revaryk

A mythbusting show set in a fantasy world. The anchormen are an elf and a dwarf, who travel from continent to continent to bust some myths, legends and literature cliches.

Proust of the Papuans

An animated adventure focusing on the titular fantasy race, who live an idealistic existence in a magical forest. The story follows Proust, who ventures into the land of technology and inadvertently starts a war with the race of robots who live there. Together with his robotic love interest, they must stop the war before it gets out of hand.

Secret Window

A fantasy story. The protagonist is a man who buys and moves into an old, creepy house (he bought it because it was cheap.) The house is somewhat plain... except for the big mirror in the hallway. The man decides to learn more about the house to find out where the mirror came from, and inadvertently discovers that the mirror is actually a window of sorts, that allows him to see into another world, where many horrific demons are sealed away. And they're figuring out a way to escape.

Fortunately, one of the demons is actually a really sweet guy who doesn't want the other demons to escape and hurt people, so he frequently communicates with the protagonist through the mirror, giving him advice on how to stop the other demons.

In the climax, the demons finally burst through the mirror. Using everything he's learned, the protagonist is able to finally kill the leader of the demons, and seal the rest back into the demon world... except for the one he befriended, who stays with him.

The Mysterious Duck

An Epic mystery novel following Albert Soleil, a just-recruited detective who investigates a small town in search of, well, a mysterious statue of a duck. He soon finds out said mysterious duck is connected to a conspiracy that was hidden in the town for many, many years. Along the way, he meets Velvet Hasselhoff, a Ice Queen who is the spoiled daughter of Henry Hasselhoff, a kind but selfish man, the many strange townspeople, Creepy Twins, and the ghost of a girl who passed away long ago...

Lost Last World

edited 26th Aug '16 5:10:09 PM by Revaryk

A post apocalyptic movie about a family accidentally find the lost city of Atlantic after being left behind to death and trying to tell others about the city. Standing in their way is the xenophobic Atlantic king who doesn't want to share a safe Haven with the surface people against the citizen's wish and the Atlantean revealed to be partly responsible for the current situation.

The Crystal Maiden.

A Darker and Edgier take on the story of The Snow Queen. The Snow Queen is a ruthless witch who is plotting to take over the world. When the magic mirror shatters, she uses her control over the icy wind to bring most of the shards to her, and she uses her magic to bind the shards into a new form - a young woman, who the Queen names "The Crystal Maiden". The Queen tries to teach the Crystal Maiden to be evil, and how to use her powers of making people see negativity. But despite being created for evil purposes, the Crystal Maiden doesn't want to be evil. And it only gets worse when she falls in love with a human man...

The Little Serial Killer Who Could

edited 27th Aug '16 10:34:28 AM by DrNoPuma