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Stolen_Moment need bigger friends from jej Since: Sep, 2015
need bigger friends
#1: Oct 11th 2015 at 10:07:29 PM

Let's assume that you're a top of the line hit man who never misses a mark.

Someone wants the above avatar dead for his or her own reasons. How would you go along with offing the avatar in question, and would you succeed?

Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#2: Oct 12th 2015 at 4:48:06 AM

Eh Krillin and 18 would stop her from killing the patients and use ki blasts against her.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
powerpuffbats When what you want to get at the store is out of Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
When what you want to get at the store is out of
#3: Oct 12th 2015 at 5:45:34 AM

Fuck, I'm dead.

What? All gone?!? HULA HEIDIIIIII!!!!
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#4: Oct 12th 2015 at 5:48:50 AM

-Takes her outside on a sunny summer day-

"We be we baby!"
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
TheFarmboy You can go home Courier... from New Vegas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#7: Oct 12th 2015 at 5:51:35 AM

Poison his food supply.

"We be we baby!"
powerpuffbats When what you want to get at the store is out of Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
When what you want to get at the store is out of
#8: Oct 12th 2015 at 5:56:07 AM

-shoots them in their heads-

What? All gone?!? HULA HEIDIIIIII!!!!
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#9: Oct 12th 2015 at 6:13:21 AM

Uses wooden bullets.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Superjohn Ego breeds a monster from Right outside Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Ego breeds a monster
#10: Oct 12th 2015 at 7:59:31 AM

Smother her with a pillow while she's sleeping.

"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#11: Oct 12th 2015 at 8:03:48 AM

-Calls the Justice League-

"We be we baby!"
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#12: Oct 12th 2015 at 9:31:59 AM

Krillin and 18 leave them alive and kill the Jerkass that called for their death.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
FergardStratoavis Lizard Metabolism from Ye Olde Worlde (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: Cast away
Lizard Metabolism
#13: Oct 12th 2015 at 10:06:58 AM

Something to do with ki disablers, if such a thing exists.

How do lizards fly?
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#14: Oct 12th 2015 at 11:01:09 AM

Magic spell that leaves her paralyzed.

"We be we baby!"
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#15: Oct 12th 2015 at 11:04:51 AM

I get my hunting rifle. The bodies are never found. Cause I cooked them for dinner.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Savaget1337 64th Successor (Don’t ask)
64th Successor
#16: Oct 12th 2015 at 11:06:30 AM

It's a skeleton, I can easily dismember it.

If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Superjohn Ego breeds a monster from Right outside Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Ego breeds a monster
#17: Oct 12th 2015 at 11:07:51 AM

Poison's the only way I could kill him.

"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#18: Oct 12th 2015 at 11:08:11 AM

[up][up]Fuck this.

[up] Superman and Batman.

edited 12th Oct '15 11:08:50 AM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#19: Oct 12th 2015 at 11:22:29 AM

I fake their deaths.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
powerpuffbats When what you want to get at the store is out of Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
When what you want to get at the store is out of
#20: Oct 12th 2015 at 1:45:14 PM

-reprograms 18 to kill Krillin and set her to self destruct-

What? All gone?!? HULA HEIDIIIIII!!!!
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#21: Oct 12th 2015 at 2:10:17 PM

I'd gain her trust and go outside with her. When the sun comes out, I will smother and roast her.

It's been 3000 years…
Superjohn Ego breeds a monster from Right outside Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Ego breeds a monster
#22: Oct 12th 2015 at 3:21:02 PM

Once again poison, or try to find a way to drown Charizard.

edited 12th Oct '15 3:21:48 PM by Superjohn

"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
Stolen_Moment need bigger friends from jej Since: Sep, 2015
need bigger friends
#23: Oct 12th 2015 at 3:32:52 PM

Well placed hidden explosives outta do it.

Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#24: Oct 12th 2015 at 7:09:02 PM

I set a bomb to their house while sleeping.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#25: Oct 12th 2015 at 7:11:30 PM

A hacker to access and crash 18's software. Poison for Krillin.

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda

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