Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Opening my handbag: 31/50 (Hyena*2)

A weapon: 8/50

I grind some berries, including Lum and Sitrus berries, into an ointment and apply it to Hyena. This may not work perfectly, but you should still take less damage each round with it than otherwise.

• 1 to Hyena, + 2 to Tazz

edited 1st Sep '15 7:13:05 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

I bash Tabbune on the head with a comically huge hammer. And then it continues squishing him because mostly the bashing was gravity doing its work.

• 3 Tazz

RED Team 36/100 (+1 from Ripsaw)

4/500 (+1 from Jondanger23) Hmm... I seem to be in a Judas Priest mood right now.

I prepare to send and guide my Super Sheep against REX from here (what I have in mind is that goes through one room a turn, if that's permissible)

1 each to Engie, Jondanger23 and Ripsaw

edited 2nd Sep '15 5:14:55 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

TGWLH: 19/?

A Ms!: 12/100

NC: 4/300

Freedom over Oppression: 10/50

Independence through Force: 8/60

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THAT DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION.

AS OF YESTERDAY, AT 2:48 PM EST, THE MINECRAFT FORUM'S DTG 2 HAS FINALLY BEEN COMPLETED. I REPEAT, DESTROY THE GODMODDER 2: OPERATOR HAS FINALLY BEEN COMPLETED.

THIS LEADS TO THE BULK OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT, REGARDING DESTROY THE GODMODDER 0RIGINS. A CONCRETE RELEASE DATE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED: SEPTEMBER NINTH, TWO-THOUSAND AND FIFTEEN.

YOU HAVE MET THE END. NOW PREPARE FOR THE BEGINNING. it's all just a joke

/null

edited 1st Sep '15 11:17:10 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

Just moved in my college dorm, actions are gonna be spotty.

I fire a nanite grenade at rex for damage over time.

1+1 to Jindra, Tazz, and feathered

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

"Come ON Rex! You're a gorillarin' metal gear! You can do better!"

Rex will skid around the wizard room, launching every weapon at once towards the players and leap into the air at random intervals in an attempt to dodge the incoming attacks.

7/30 Wyvern Riders (+2 from Laitome)

26/50 Corotrangrul

20/20 Saek'rom, The Holy Spear (Stored)

• 3 to Laitome

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

I advance to the wizard room and look for any other exits. Still haven't figured out what the deal is huh?

Training Partner 1: 50/200+ laitome x2
W.I.B.W: 19/20

• 1 to laitome, wyldx2

edited 2nd Sep '15 5:44:38 AM by JindraAG

Parting: 50/50 engie x2 EXPENDED

Gift: 50/50 engie x2, talist EXPENDED

2 to engie, +1 to talist

"While this has been fun and all, I've decided something, I really don't want to spend the rest of my potentially, though admittedly improbably, indefinite life chasing Alpha across different universes and fighting him. Maybe if Omega ever shows up again, I'll be there, but my interest in these side wars has faded. Anyways... I have a parting gift for you. Three, to be exact."

Using the two fifty post charges, I summon two of my DTG2 alchemies, Ultramarine and Healing Blues.

Ultramarine: A storage laser rifle with a laser umbrella shield, a bayonet, redstone activation capabilities and healing abilities.

Healing Blues: A large first aid kit made of the same metal as Ultramarine. It contains healing potions, a mini-medigun, healing needles, a Crusader's Crossbow, and more.

I place them both in a safe, along with Moon's Dagger.

"Alright, only AGs can open the safe, just put your index finger or index finger analog on the top of it. Now, I'm going to go do... absolutely nothing."

(Heorbirne, Please put this as an item on the battlefield, wherever I am)

NumberSoup has logged off.

edited 3rd Sep '15 1:06:39 PM by fseftr

...

I pushed the last off the rubble out of my way.

Just once I'd like to just move on without interruptions, you know?

I feel as though I'm always just missing something important. I shake off any remaining dirt before sighing. Alright, onto the warehouse.

I slowly make my way there, making sure to be cautious of any other obstacles in my way.

Inventory: Peanut, Righty and Lefty, two pistol, 27x grenades, binoculars, shotgun, Fear Gas, 10x syringes, missiles and signal.

ANTI NINJA ..is just flat out pooped..

Q&A

• This is too early for the Ninja: You're right. I have something at the usual time, so early it is.
• Piono: It was the moving.
• Tabbune: You hit Hyena and applied the effect.... I'll register the Jon hit, but Hyena's HP is moving, unless you mean 30,000 on contact and 10,000 for three turns, which would end up KO'ing him in two.
  • I think I got confused when you said you hit someone and reduced their attack power on you. I thought that was it.

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Piono fires a round into REX. 2000 Dmg! Talist fire-cones GL Tabbune. 2500 Dmg! Ripsaw scans REX again. There is that missile radar….

Pillow mines REX’s legs and acquires….a head. Really? 2000 Dmg! Jon fires plush toys with knives at GL Tabbune. Suddenly, a ghost punch mashes Jon into the dirt. 30,000 Dmg! Hyena siphons off some of the flames to power the Candle and slashes at GL Tabbune. 2300 Dmg!

Infinity goes after the legs again. At this point, the REX is everything but legs. Too much damage, and the REX goes down. He can’t physically move. 2300, +2000 each for a devil.

Engie spins a four. 4000 Dmg! Stoned!Engie fires more weed into the cockpit. No legs and stoned. Lovely. GL Tabbune cracks Talist for 30,000 while Pastry and Wyld get 15000 chain damage.

Battlefury moves deeper into the area and gets caught in the Nexus Field.

Tazz fireballs GL Tabbune with narrative fire. Incidentally, Narrative fire is an equal opportunity asskicker. 2300 To both Tabbune and Tazz. The Alpha Hat Screams an unholy scream. Nothing happens.

Shiny lessens the damage to Hyena by 2000. Netpatham hammers GL Tabbune into the ground with a really, really big hammer. 2300 Dmg! Earl readies the sheep. The sheep ‘baahs”. Suddenly…..

   DESTROY THE GODMODDER 2 HAS FINISHED!   

A rumble echoes through the building, like something just collapsed. Laitome fires a nanite grenade for 400 per round at REX. At this point, REX just fires at everything in the room. Both Devils take serious damage and Stoned Engie gets both legs blown clean off. Jindra moves to the wizard room. He notices a large door with 5 slots in it. Looks like heads could fit into those.

Fseftr summons the Ultramarine and the Healing Blues. Spino moves into the nexus field.

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THE MESA CAVERN END ROOM

• THE GODMODDER: 96/100

'''THE WIZARD ROOM – AG’s

• Feathered: [PG]
  • METAL GEAR REX 6500/45000 -2000 -2000 - 2300 -2000 -2000 – 4000 -1300 per turn
• Cobalt: [N] – (Electrum Wand) – Scroll of Taming
• Fseftr: Moon's Dagger, Ultramarine, Healing Blues (x50cc)
• Telmoai – Earpiece
• Pillow: Stonehammer – Broken Leg
• Infinity: Yellow Devil, Rainbow Devil – (Serious Damage)
• Engie: 1 head, part of 3-barreled shotgun.
  • Stoned!Engie – No legs
• Darkness
• Ripsaw: 2 heads
• Jindra

THE MESA CAVERN INNER TUNNEL

• Lord
• Hank
• Piono/Deimos – Deimos Rifle

THE MESA CAVERN WAREHOUSE

•    GLITCHED TABBUNE    – 17975/50000 HP – 2500 -2300 – 2300 - 2300
• Tazz: Alpha Party Hat - 9000/9000 – 47700/50000 - 2300
• Paradise/Seda: 3 heads– 50000/50000
• Talist: Staff of Ysera. – 20000/50000 – Staff on Fire. -30,000
• Pastry– 35000/50000 - 15000
• Phoenix: Flameheart and Heatwave– 50000/50000
• Shiny– 50000/50000
• Wyld - – 35000/50000 - 15000
• Jondanger: 3 heads - 20000/50000 – 30000
• Netpatham: Origin Wands – 50000/50000
• Hyena: Sergal Knight 10000/10000, Gleipnir Frame and burning Candle – 2 heads – 29000/50000 - 8,000 for 2 more turns.
• Zbse: Zbse’s Book. – Black Crystal – 50000/50000
• Earl – Super Sheep 20P weapon – 50000/50000
• Battlefury, - Grappling Hook – 50000/50000
• Spino Guy – Fear Gas – 50000/50000

THE MESA CAVERN OUTER ENTRANCE

• Djkates: Odin: 11800/12000
• Trip: Gunshot
• Villagers

THE VALLEY

• Amperzand: Angelmech Armor
• Generic: Gatekeeper’s Scythe
• Wolfarc: Pizza 7/8 – 1 Black crystal
• Dimentio, Solar, Feraligatr, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Augmentor, Ichigo, Chaoscreeper, Damacyn, [AG]
• Black Fog

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"Quote of the Day"

"How do you turn down the friggin touchpad sensitivity? I brush it with my thumb, and everything goes haywire."

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THE SCHEDULE

I have three loaded days. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I will try to update on Tuesday, Thursday, and any other free days.

edited 3rd Sep '15 12:17:10 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Hit for 30 000 AND apply the chosen effect. Probs misworded the description.

I grab a x10 Beggar's Bazooka and load it up, and then fire 30 rockets around the room, none of them hitting Glitched Tabbune, but making tons of rubble fall on them.

The Komodo: 28/70

Project Starfall: 43/450 +2 from battlefury13, 1 from earl

• 2 to battlefury, +1 to earl

   BETA TRIGGER: 31/35    (+1 from Net, +1 from Shiny); Sea of the Soul: 82/12,500 (+1 from Laitome, +2 from Net, +1 from Shiny)

Plus one to Laitome, Cobalt Shade and Infinity Ryujin.

   ALPHA PARTY HAT MANA: 0/100   

I point out to Herobrine that I still have three heads unless something happened to them.

The fires of a plot entity burn my very being by some glitched-up shenanigans. I then get over it quickly, brushing off the fire and glitchyness like it didn't even matter, in part because it didn't.

   OF COURSE, BEFORE HE GETS TO EXACT REVENGE ON THE MATTER, I TRY SOMETHING ELSE.   

-STANDARD ACTION:    GLITCHED TABBUNE NOTICES SOMETHING TO HIS APPROXIMATE LEFT. HE TURNS TO LOOK, AND FINDS NOTHING. HE TURNS BACK TO HIS FRONT, AND NOTICES THAT, FOR SOME REASON, A MASSIVE TRAIN IS NOW BARRELING TOWARDS HIM, SPIKED ON THE FRONT AND WITH THREE MINIGUNS FIRING FULL BLAST RIGHT WHERE HE IS. HE LOOKS BACK TO HIS LEFT AND FINDS AN INVISIBLE WALL. HE LOOKS TO THE RIGHT TO FIND ANOTHER. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE RESULT IS ROADKILL...ERR, RAILKILL? VEHICULAR MURDER VICTIM? WHATEVER, TABBUNE IS CRUSHED UNDER A GLITCH-PROOF DOOM TRAIN.   

-ENTITY ACTION:    THEN THE ALPHA PARTY HAT DOES ITS BASIC ATTACK AT GLITCHED TABBUNE. IT NEEDS MORE MANA BUT THAT CAN'T BE HELPED RIGHT NOW.   

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

I pop off a few effectors at the missile radar and one at the cockpit for good measure.

Point Singularity Projector: 40/200 (charge from Sandvich)

Jetpack: 19/(X+5)

• 1 to engie, cobalt, sandvich.

Note to GM: I will be offline from Saturday the 5th through Sunday the 13th. I'm coming back, but will miss several rounds.

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

Don't just ignore half my post here.

I instead manually hand out Moon's Dagger to Tazz, Ultramarine to Engie, and Healing Blues to Talist.

NumberSoup has logged off, again.

edited 3rd Sep '15 1:07:15 PM by fseftr

Mallard: 88/125 (+4)
Walker: 26/200

Ultramarine received

+2 to... wait... you're leaving? +1 to Inceptiond

I become saddened that Fseftr is leaving, but decide to fight on by lasering the balls out of Metal Gear REX. Stoned!Engie utterly fails to notice his lack of legs, instead... deciding to blaze it. Cue fire being put all over Metal Gear REX.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I create a barrier that blocks all attacks aimed at my Devils for the next turn. The Rainbow Devil throws some of its mass at the REX and the Yellow Devil shoots some more lasers at REX.

Guard Orotic: 17/20 (+1 from Tazz and Talist)

Kill Sat: 33/100 {Preparing... (30%)}

• 1 to Tazz, Talist, and Piono.

edited 7th Sep '15 6:17:50 AM by InfinityRyujin

i headshot Tabbune. "G'day, mate! i wonder if you would be interested in a head shot?"

18/20 N00bsword 2+ from jon

10/35 N00b airshipl

2+ to jon 1+ to piono

R E A L S H I P S

30/200 10/50

I assume the broken leg I have is metal gear Rex's. Please remember I have that. I use my hammer to finish off Rex.

Why is a yam attacking me?

A loud beeping sounds inside the cockpit.

"Oh ... "

I repeatedly press a wide variety of buttons on the console.

"Nope ... no ... nah ... ok then."

I pull out a large amount of C4, TNT and dynamite, strap it to the inside of Rex and leap out.

"Sorry Rex. You've been pretty useful, but I need to go. Bye!'

I retrieve the detonator for the C4 and activate it.

8/30 Wyvern Riders

27/50 Corotrangrul

20/20 Saek'rom, The Holy Spear (Stored)

• 2 to Laitome, +1 to Wyld.

edited 3rd Sep '15 6:21:54 PM by FeatheredDragon

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

TGWLH: 19/?

A Ms!: 12/100

NC: 4/300

Freedom over Oppression: 11/50

Independence through Force: 10/60

edited 3rd Sep '15 10:37:32 PM by KingFeraligatr

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

So I take it as an "it can't be done", correct?

RED Team: 39/100 (+1 each from Jondanger23 and Ripsaw)

5/500 I hear that familiar drum solo to start off the track, and I get an idea.

+1 each to InfinityRyujin, KingFeraligatr and Pillowmantis

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I maneuver each of Gleipnir's pieces to encircle Glitched Tabbune, Grabbing a hold of one of them while phantasmal duplicates of me wield the other three. Each of me then charges forward, then past Glitched Tabbune creating a cage of four slashes.

"This Isn't personal, even though you probably can't understand me right now." "You don't have to understand."

Once an opening becomes available, The Sergal Knight digs their claws into the ground and attempts to get Glitched Tabbune to bring themselves to their glaive. "Over here!"

The Candle BFS has burned down to a fourth, it's flame wavering...

31/100: Class Cards (Include) ( "Looks like these are going to take a while..." "Let's focus on the enemy for now.")

3/??: Behemoth Cartridges (+1 from Shiny)

Talist, Shiny, and Pastry get +1s.

edited 3rd Sep '15 8:36:05 PM by The_Hyena_King

Below 20 000. Phase 2 initiated. Attacks now reduce max health as well.

The liquid manasite coating falls of me, and I rise out of the gooey stuff. My skin is covered in codes, and most people that is in the Glitch in Dt G:Tv T 1 recognizes that it was the same as that Glitch.

Then, a quick Frostbolt is shot to Wyld's face, dealing 30 000, reducing his max health by that much, and nerfing his damage by 80% for the turn.

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13/50 Amaria

3/?? Something something

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+3 Phoenix