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SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
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#76: Nov 12th 2015 at 4:29:33 PM

"diamond made of beethoven hair"

DrFurball Two-bit blockhead from The House of the Rising Sun Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
Two-bit blockhead
#77: Nov 12th 2015 at 10:30:30 PM

"convert ass to srt"

Who thought that a file extension called ".ass" was a good idea?

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Teemo SPACE Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Married to the job
SPACE
#78: Nov 13th 2015 at 12:04:44 AM

Inner children everywhere?

Demetrios King Arthur's Favorite Bird from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#80: Dec 19th 2015 at 3:13:10 PM

A couple of weeks ago, I tried to look up "distaff counterpart of codpiece".

I'm pretty sure that if such a thing exists, the Deanna Troi vagina arrow counts.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
Teemo SPACE Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Married to the job
SPACE
#81: Dec 19th 2015 at 8:33:09 PM

First to say that is so much funnier when combined with your avatar.

FingerPuppet Since: Sep, 2012
#82: Dec 19th 2015 at 11:03:58 PM

"What was I going to Google?"

Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from BEHIND YOU Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
The Zangoose nobody likes
#83: Dec 20th 2015 at 2:35:55 PM

"What religion does the illuminati belong to"

"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#85: Dec 20th 2015 at 3:52:40 PM

I don't use Google much nowadays, but anyway:

"philosophy cake" - I wasn't expecting an actual product.

edited 20th Dec '15 3:53:09 PM by Quag15

RiverWhiteWolf Since: Sep, 2012
#86: Dec 22nd 2015 at 7:53:36 PM

"mother book screaming at baby book"

I was looking for a Gravity Falls screencap.

edited 22nd Dec '15 7:53:53 PM by RiverWhiteWolf

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Mweheheh
#87: Dec 23rd 2015 at 5:06:28 AM

[up] I know which one you're talking about, but did you find it with that search?

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
RicaCriscia The No Mouth Nocturnal from Monroe, Michigan Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
The No Mouth Nocturnal
#88: Jan 19th 2016 at 4:02:40 PM

I think a more appropriate thread title would be: "Weird Things you've Web searched".

Anyway, here's this: "sauerkraut candy" (which I came across in a vintage cookbook)

"War has nothing to do with humanity. War is something inhuman." - Zlata Filipovich
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
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#89: Jan 19th 2016 at 4:20:50 PM

Let's be real everyone uses google

Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#90: Mar 26th 2016 at 3:28:57 PM

i am fodi

the meaning of life by guts

sharp hand joe

THE DIAMONDS MY GOD

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#91: Apr 18th 2016 at 11:42:23 AM

This was a weird one - "Was the first aids patient a sailor?" mainly because I remember reading about the AIDS pandemic in the late 80s and picking up a story that when the first case of the AIDS virus showed up that it was a sailor, and that no matter what the medical professionals did at the time they couldn't help the guy, and in fact had no idea at all what was making this big strapping sailor so horribly ill. The thing that stuck in my mind about this was that the article said it occurred years before the whole horrors that AIDS-related illnesses caused were a thing in the media. So I went and had a look on Google to see if my brain was lying to me.

Turns out I was remembering correctly - the first named case of the AIDS virus infecting a human (in Europe anyway) was a sailor from Norway, named in the medical books as Arvid Darre Noe, and he was buried without the doctors who were treating him at the time knowing what had killed him. The other bit in the newspaper article I remember reading is that they took samples from him and froze them in the hope that some time in the future medical science would have a clue what the illness that claimed his life actually was. This death occurred in 1976, and those samples were eventually tested and they matched those taken from AIDS-infected patients in the early Eighties. Which made, from what other stuff I remember, a whole lot of researchers go "Oh shit, we need to rewrite the story of this virus and how long it's been out there killing people."

And going from his wikipedia page, he became infected in the early Sixties.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arvid_Noe

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#92: Apr 18th 2016 at 12:36:57 PM

"flat tire ladies"

Stupid doomed timeline...
ProfessorMetallica Hnnng from Texas Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Hnnng
#93: Apr 18th 2016 at 6:49:18 PM

I forgot what the name of the Fire Emblem x Shin Megami Tensei crossover was so I ended up googling "Tokyo Midnight Confessions".

Above all, always remember to stay positive.
megarockman Since: Apr, 2010
#94: Apr 20th 2016 at 1:01:42 PM

"Is it legal to dump a human body in a landfill"

Druplesnubb Editor of Posts Since: Dec, 2013
megarockman Since: Apr, 2010
#96: Apr 22nd 2016 at 4:25:47 PM

[up]The latest episode of Crash Course Economics was talking about the economics of dying and death (long story short, it's expensive). A bunch of the Youtube comments said something along the lines of "Just dump my body in the dumpster" to save money, so I wondered whether the act of leaving a dead human body in a landfill was actually legal (i.e., not taking into account the circumstances around the death of the body in question).

Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#97: Jun 4th 2016 at 9:37:05 AM

here's johnny david letterman all this and andy rooney tonight on sixty minutes

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
ClownToy Since: Aug, 2015
#98: Jun 4th 2016 at 1:48:55 PM

I was intrigued about a weird phenomenom, so I googled it to find out. I have to recall, I'm male

My google words for the research was "Starscream fangirls"



(Shrieks in the corner.)

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
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#99: Jun 4th 2016 at 3:29:44 PM

How did you do the triple line break?

ClownToy Since: Aug, 2015
#100: Jun 4th 2016 at 3:50:43 PM

I.................dunno.
Just kidding. Make triple bar, enter, triple bar again, enter.

edited 4th Jun '16 3:51:25 PM by ClownToy


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