The thing to your left is your only defense in the apocalypse.

PrincessGwen The Scarlet Witch from In the U.S.A Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay

The Scarlet Witch

#51: Jun 13th 2015 at 10:15:10 PM

My...Wiimote? I guess I can bludgeon some zombies to death with it.

"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."

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Tief girl with eartude

#52: Jun 14th 2015 at 5:48:20 AM

A bottle of one of those beers you need to let the sediment settle to the bottom of?

I guess I could barter it.

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#53: Jun 14th 2015 at 7:31:51 AM

My remote again.

I guess bonking guys on the head with it will suffice.

"We be we baby!"

IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013

#54: Jun 14th 2015 at 8:27:04 PM

A copy of Naruto Vol. 49 someone left behind (I'm in my school library).

I could use that to smack the zombies upside the head. It's also a decent source of entertainment.

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love

Tell me something happy

#55: Jun 14th 2015 at 9:51:59 PM

My messenger bag, which contains (among other things) Magic cards, a pen, knitting needles, some papers, and an umbrella. The needles and umbrella will be decent weapons and I can light the papers and cards for fire at night, or to make the umbrella a torch to fend off zombies with. And the pen and papers will be good if I need to send a message. Really wish my car keys were in there though...

edited 14th Jun '15 9:52:41 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship

Braids From S286 Not Included

#56: Jun 15th 2015 at 7:00:08 AM

I pair my iPhone with my wireless speaker and play my favorite songs as I watch the earth crumble. Then I die.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#57: Jun 15th 2015 at 1:05:19 PM

Nothing but my cover. I guess I won't freeze to death.

"We be we baby!"

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013

"Just as planned."

#58: Jun 15th 2015 at 2:08:50 PM

... A box full of stuff I should only mention if we still had The Nunnery.

... Otherwise, a shovel.

"Did you expect somebody else?"

arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015

PINNACLE OF MAN

#59: Nov 28th 2015 at 4:45:44 AM

I have my tablet.

I'm dead.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!

"Team Ken, baby"

#60: Nov 28th 2015 at 5:01:08 AM

A hot water bottle.

Well, shit.

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda

Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015

18's Glomp OF DOOM

#61: Nov 28th 2015 at 5:02:14 AM

My pillow's really going to help me.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1

Dread Pirate Captain

#62: Nov 28th 2015 at 5:55:59 AM

My room's carpet is lethal.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#63: Nov 28th 2015 at 7:01:43 AM

My backpack full of my art supplies and posters.

I guess I'll likely live for... 7 days.

"We be we baby!"

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015

#64: Nov 28th 2015 at 7:03:09 AM

I have... A pair of headphones.

I'll certainly survive the longest.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#65: Nov 28th 2015 at 7:17:44 AM

A calculator.

I don't suppose surviving the apocalypse involves doing math, does it?

Stupid doomed timeline...

gregnes2000 Since: Apr, 2015

#66: Nov 28th 2015 at 8:41:27 AM

A Luigi mug.

I can make this work.

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Tief girl with eartude

#67: Nov 28th 2015 at 9:18:22 AM

A mechanical pencil and charcoal leads.

...well, I'm sure there's something they can do.

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#68: Nov 28th 2015 at 9:22:19 AM

Earbuds.

if only I were Mac Gyver.

"We be we baby!"

Superjohn What comes up from Mie Prefecture Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love