Mila
Now where'd I put my Undead Hunter's Charm? Ah, found it!
Throws an Undead Hunter's Charm at TNP
I need to update these things more often
What is this?
Thows a Rule 63 gun at TNP.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
(cuddles the gun)
- Throws Death Star plan at TNP -
[catches the plans]
[sells them to my Star Wars Otaku friend for beaucoup bucks]
[throws a Tesla Model S at the next poster, because money]
*Crushed to death*
-Throws Fawful at TNP-
edited 22nd Sep '17 5:09:20 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I have Fawful!
Fawful has chortles!
I have chortles!
I throw chortles at TNP.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
It's that time once again!
Now I have chortles!
Throws a Doorstopper at TNP.
If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?
[catches doorstopper]
[begins to read]
[falls asleep, has a dream]
[gently hands a Cute Kitten to the next poster, since it's an awesome dream!]
Part-Time Omen of Death
*gently takes the kitten and pets it* Well I guess Dusty gets a new friend! 
*gives the kitten and Dusty both some cat treats, then passes some cat treats over to TNP too!*
Stupid doomed timeline...
But I don't have any KETS... although my dog would probably eat these. 
-throws Awesome Music at TNP-
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!
Braids From S286 Not Included
(Turns up the volume and bangs her head to it)
(throws a bath bomb at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Billion Dollar Babies
Dies in a fire.
Throws Tangaroa
at TNP, for some reason.
*Is killed by the sea god's wrath*
Throws a banana from Donkey Kong's banana hoard at TNP
The League of Heroes
[catches banana] Oh! Thanks!
[eats banana]
[tosses an apple at the next poster]
Braids From S286 Not Included
(Gets bonked in the head) Who do you think I am? Newton?
(Throws an IRS form at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
[catches IRS form]
[sticks it in filing cabinet, grabs a different piece of paper]
[makes a paper airplane and throws it at the next poster]
my current job
(Catches it, makes paper airport)
(Throws a dwarf at TNP)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Hey, you're a bit on the smol side! *Gets kicked in the shins by the offended dwarf*
-Throws television static at TNP-
The League of Heroes
YOU DIED
- Throws Famicom Robot at TNP -
What comes up
(Grabs it and puts it way in storage to sell).
(Throws a creepy mannequin at TNP).
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
[catches it]
[gives it to daughter] "Here, this will help with your spoopy fall aesthetic. Can I please borrow something to throw at the next poster? Thanks."
[tosses a pack of colored pencils at the next poster]
Hell yeah, thanks! Never enough pencils, in my opinion.
throws an Itemizer Orb at TNP
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Braids From S286 Not Included
(Uses it on a wild Pokémon and turns it into a Reviver Seed)
(throws a Smart Ball at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
(Grabs it and starts reading).
(Throws a treasure box that says "totally safe and not a trap" at TNP).
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"