The 1000th monkey is eaten by a polar bear.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
The 999th monkey got send to the moon. He never came back.
edited 6th Mar '15 10:59:08 AM by RobotTophat
My son is a dumbass
Asgore Adopts Noelle
The 997th Monkey found a nice tasting paste in the bathroom, and ate it for 3 weeks straight...
Colourful Linguist
The 996th monkey tripped
"Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life." ~ Omar Khayyam
my current job
The 995th monkey was run over by a reindeer.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
The 994th monkey was forced to watch Food Fight and succumbed to despair.
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The 993th died because of [REDACTED]
The 992nd monkey died from flying his airplane into a mountain.
...eheh
The 991rd monkey died while listening to your pick of a boy band.
edited 7th Mar '15 3:34:58 PM by yellowturtle
Crow: There's a plot?
Asgore Adopts Noelle
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The 990th monkey made a spelling mistake and was taken to a camp by Grammar Nazis. He was never seen again.
It wasn't a spelling mistake...
The 989th monkey died while attempting to free the 990th monkey.
Crow: There's a plot?
Asgore Adopts Noelle
991rd is not a word. You're looking for 991st.
The 988th Monkey was tried for Crimes against Monkeyness.
edited 7th Mar '15 4:49:43 PM by DingoWalley1
Water Extraction
The 987th monkey accidentally typed out a deadly Brown Note while he was part of the monkey typewriter experiment.
Just helping a friend of mine out.
my current job
The 986th monkey was killed when the ark took off. His spirit may or may not still be alive...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The 985th monkey ascended to a higher plane of existence, got bored, descended again too quickly and was killed by the impact.
The 984th monkey tripped while being in a knife factory
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
The 983th monkey died when he was break dancing. He hit his head to the floor and that was the end of him.
Tief girl with eartude
The 982nd monkey saw, spoke and heard evil. That was the end of that.
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981st monkey died when he jumped into a hat.
Crow: There's a plot?The 980th monkey saw,spoke and heard no evil. Too bad he could still smell the mustard gas.
...eheh
The 979th monkey got killed by death.
The 990th monkey died when his diaphragm 'exploded'.
Easy as easyness
Basically, this consists in, starting from the 1000th monkey, saying how all 1000 monkeys met their ends. Any type of end is OK, but let's try to keep this away from NSFW terrytory.