The Mistress
I'd probably pick Philosophy this time, if I did it repeatedly I'd be going through stuff like History and Nursing.
TNP is being made to either pick up an ornamental ancient sword, or a buquet of flowers that will never wither.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
In love with an Uptown Girl
I pick up the sword, and use it to cut the tops off the flowers, which I then use to help create a beautiful dress for my one true love.
TNP must choose between saving the life of their one true love and their newborn child, who are being suspended 10 feet above a lake filled with crocodiles who haven't eaten in over 17 months.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
Destroyer of worlds.
Meh, this really doesn't apply to me because I don't intend to have children. Then there's the fact that I'd also try to Take a Third Option to save both. However, for the sake of the hypothetical situation I'd have to go with my child. If I, for whatever bizarre reason, ended up having a child, I would expect my true love to pick the kid over me, and I know she'd expect the same of me.
Of course I could just save my true love and just make another one, I suppose...
TNT can now shoot laser beams from their eyes.
Is not impressed.
Don't step on the flowers.
Pew pew! OH YES! This is awesome! I'm like Supaman! Bwahahaha! 
TNT is now the main character of (One of) their favorite works.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Bob
So I get to be Klonoa? YES! This is so cool! I get to travel through dream worlds and fight nightmares!
TNP is given a pet dragon.
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
Red Like Santa
I burn down some sucker's houses! Woohoo.
TNP is now converted into a Dalek.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Destroyer of worlds.
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
TNT meets a person they feel is their soulmate, and then learns that they're an Eldritch Abomination.
Is not impressed.
Don't step on the flowers.
Awkward...
TNT is now the main villain of their favorite work! (Seeing a pattern here?)
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
see you, space cowboy.
Yessing! You will all taste the smiting of me! HAHAHA!!! Now have give up, and maybe you will not be beaten LIKE THE NAUGHTY EGGS!
TNP is now in The Mojave Desert
Long live the New Bev.
Shadow of Legends
Well, I'm fuckin' dead.
TNT is incredibly angry about something.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
hiya, the name's scout.
It's probably my mom and it's probably us arguing about my mental disorders I probably make a good argument and still lose
TNT gets proposed to
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[PASIO]
"Um… Does this mean I get your money?"
TNP is being attacked by a rabid herd of spiders.
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Destroyer of worlds.
Ego breeds a monster
Guess I'm never using doors again.
TNP has become the strongest person on earth.
"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
Don't step on the flowers.
I become bored of my strength, much like a certain Saitama.
TNP gets the ability to time travel.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Red Like Santa
First, I kill Hitler. Second, I go get a pet dinosaur. Maybe save some other endangered species.
TNP is now immortal.
Now known as Cyber Controller
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I slowly set up a network that gains influence over everything, then reveal myself when all militaries are under my control, and become the king of everything! Then I try to make the world better for everybody.
TNP becomes intangible, but can take control of others.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
I use my powers for fun, debauchery, and mess around in other people's bodies.
TNP has to fight a ThatOneBoss of their choosing.
edited 29th Aug '16 6:01:34 AM by RandomWriter413
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Dangit, Yveltal... And with no reviver seeds...
TNP has 7 days to stop an evil God metaphor from destroying the world.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Don't step on the flowers.
I go on a long treck to stop said evil god metaphor, and (probably) fail. Not without a Humanity is Flawed and the Power of Friendship metaphor!
TNP has to stop the moon from ramming into earth in three days with the powers of TIME TRAVEL!
edited 29th Aug '16 7:22:23 AM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Destroyer of worlds.
I'd comment how this seems rather familiar and then proceed to dick around with time travel before actually doing anything remotely heroic.
TNT is now stuck in the Antarctic with their friends... and one of them isn't human.
Is not impressed.
see you, space cowboy.
I ask them all seperately what my fetish is. If they say I don't have a fetish, or answer incorrectly, they die. Easy.
TNP finds themselves in the Capital Wasteland.
Long live the New Bev.
Nidokings and Nidoqueens
Unless I get plenty of things to defend myself with, I probably won't last long.
TNP has to switch bodies with one of their immediate family members for a day.
"Wonder if Lexie's gonna be free after his shift today..."
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I'm my dad, and I hope it's a weekend, because I don't know how to program helicopter simulations.
TNP is falling from 100,000,000 miles up, and gravity is normal... somehow.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
No doubt it would be a sheep, for irony's sake.
TNP decides to go back to university to study something new.
"Did you expect somebody else?"