Another facebook moment I happened to witness: someone had reposted a comic portraying "busty girl problems", and in one of the comments "boobs" became books, leading to a woman complaining about how hard it is to find bras that fit her books.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.Not enough Victoria's Secret Compartment?
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My TumblrIn a conversation about music, "Put A Little Love In Your Heart" became "Put A Little Love In Your Hat". For some reason I like that as a potential song title.
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Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.That would actually be an adorable song.
This one happened a little while ago, but it would be a shame not to share it: one of the stations on the Toronto subway line is called 'Dufferin', and, as iPhones often botch proper place names, I ended up sending this jewel of a text:
I just got off at Suffering Station.
~PirkaSwiftKey corrected Celica into Celiac.
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiotHell if I know what a Giraffidad is, but my phone apparently does.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.I tried looking that up on Google, it says I must have meant giraffidae.
Fresh-eyed movie blog"My head is fine", referring to the thankful disappearance of a headache I had the night before, became "my head is gone"
~PirkaIIRC, that was what I meant.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.This is a bit of a morbid one, so it's spoilered, but the person involved had a good sense of humor about it.
A friend of mine has a problem with self-harm. I tried to tell her "Remember the ice cubes" — squeezing an ice cube numbs her hand and calms the need — but thanks to Autocorrect, it came out as "Remember the Ice Climbers". I was worried she'd be offended/hurt by it after I realized the error, bit it actually got her laughing, thankfully.
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — UltimatepheerThis isn't mine, but my friend's. She went on a school trip to Germany a while back, and in every new city they got a new English-speaking tour guide. One of the many things their German guide was responsible for was taking the group to Dachau (a concentration camp), and she wanted to have the group's phone numbers in case anyone got lost. On Android, do you want to know what her name autocorrected to? Ms. Swastikas.
“My loathings are simple. stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music." -Vladimir NabokovThat's absolutely beautiful.
I recently had "any plans for the future?" Autocorrect itself to "ant plants for the future".
A terrifying prediction indeed...
~PirkaI miss the Ice Climbers...
In other news, I finally caved and bought myself an Android tablet. Let's see what zany things it decides I'm trying to say!
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses youThere's nothing wrong with necroing this thread, right?
Anyway, I was just writing my fanfic on my iPad. I tried to write "Kazuichi swallowed the bile in his throat"...
...but my iPad's autocorrect changed it to "Kazuichi swallowed the bike in his throat".
The fact that this character is a mechanic only makes it funnier.
My stupid phone thinks als is ale.
HiGot a text from Mom saying "Remember to shove your clothes into the hamster."
The fuck?
Enjoying Translation Train Wrecks since 2009!It must be a very big hamster
this music plays whenever I post also a boxMy phone turned “bites” into “notes”. The weird part? I actually did mean to write “notes”.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.Doubleposting because my phone thinks “development” is “heliocentric”.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
I fucked up someone's name and almost called them Dong.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.